Names That Made You Laugh

I was playing against Stade Rennais FC recently in the uefa cup (i was Fiorentina) and i found my self up against a spirited little right back called Rod Fanni i was just wondering if anyone has come up agaisnt any players with funny names? try not to search for them please and post here if you find any.

I was playing against Stade Rennais FC recently in the uefa cup (i was Fiorentina) and i found my self up against a spirited little right back called Rod Fanni i was just wondering if anyone has come up agaisnt any players with funny names? try not to search for them please and post here if you find any.

Some guy called Dick in the German leagues. "Dick heads the ball" made me laugh

i remember Celtic alomost signed someone called Fanni.

and IRL at one point they had two defenders called Tebily and Sheidt (spelling) i know how it was pronounced anyway

Off-topic, but i spoke to a sales girl today called Mercedes Mcgarry, just made me laugh

Gary & Phil Neville's dad is called Neville Neville, Wolfgang Wolf & Dick Jol

not anything do to with fm but,

a couple of years ago tottenham vs. sunderland

lennon and mccartney came up against eachother as the right winger and left back

Argel is still my favourite (can't say his real name)

In my game earlier (Me being Atletico Madrid) versus Deportivo La Coruna, there was a young (23/24?) fella called "George Lucas"

I looked for R2D2 and C3PO but, alas, no joy.

In my current game Boro have signed Lee Dong-Gook. I noticed him since he scored against me -.-

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Trillkott:

In my current game Boro have signed Lee Dong-Gook. I noticed him since he scored against me -.- </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's at Boro from the start as they signed him last season.

Willy M'Benda on CM01/02 was the funniest I have had so far.

I search all the time to find Drew Peacock or Faye Dingaway, but not found them yet =(

Lee Ki Bum

Mark de Man - Anderlecht

Oh Bum-Seok (pronounced 'Suk')

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Argel is still my favourite (can't say his real name) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i remember him from the old cm argel's surname rhymes with ducks

New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O

I have a striker on my Vauxhall BSN squad...last name Allcock. I mean come on..that takes the cake....

In FM 07 I found a Nigerian player called Ice Cream..

Fagner, can't remember where though.

In Australia there is a club called Cockburn.

Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday...

Yapi Yapo - from Young Boys

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Ultimate_Red_Devil:

Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

..happy days? or was it tuesday friday?

In CM 03/04 there was an indian player called 'A Willy'.

In an older version (can't remember which) I had a belgian regen named Phil de ****.

One of my coaches is Alan Allen.

Found another one goalkeeper for Catania in my game called Dimitar Ivankof.

A St. Lucia regen I had named Kelly Clarkeson.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:

New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

To make it even better, the team playing at Wankdorf are BSC Young Boys. And when there was some kind of trouble with building the new Wankdorf stadium (Although it has some other name now I think), a witty headline read: "Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Woes".

The name Gökdeniz is slightly amusing to a Swede as well, in a very childish way.

I had a youth regen on FM07 called Terry Bull. He was, too.

How I laughed.

Jod Bodyslam (regen)

Also a defender at Anderlecht called Mark de Mann. Brilliant.

Lee Lee made me laugh

In 07 I had a regen called Lee Mabutt

I've just taken a John Connor on loan.

I've made him captain but I think his leadership qualities are better suited to leading the resistance of mankind against SkyNet and the terminators than playing left-back in League Two.

I signed Nwankwo Kanu before he moved to Arsenal when I was trying to put a 'swear words XI' together years ago. Stefan Kuntz, Paul Dickov..

Gay Assulin

Fans spokesperson for Scottish national team is called Scott Scott (from Scotland)

When I was managing Scotland, the opposition goalie (Sweeden u19) was called Urban Englund

I had a player called Junior Senior.

In CM 00/01 there was a player called Jordi Condom.

Angel Rangel of Torquay. First rhyming name I've seen. =)

TJ McClory Cuthbertson from Portsmouth.

Poor kid.

Dick Kox... He was a dutch regen in FM07.

In 06 I had a scout whose last name was Kok.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RANGERS_TIL_I_DIE:

i remember Celtic alomost signed someone called Fanni.

and IRL at one point they had two defenders called Tebily and Sheidt (spelling) i know how it was pronounced anyway </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

if they had signed fanni it wld hav bn a back two of:

Balde Fanni haha

There was a Dutch winger caller Brian Pinas

I have a player in me under 18 called Dan De ****

I have a player called Gisle Aas. I like to pronounce it 'Grisly Ass'

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sweet-Zombie-Jesus:

I have a player in me under 18 called Daniel De **** </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i did a player search and got a player up called Mark De Man and his strongest attribute was his marking lol