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    Now this is very very embaressing but i need help with it. Its only started recently but every time i go out and get drunk i wake up in the morning and have ummm errr hmmmm not got up to go to the toilet in the night..........

    Its very very embaressing, and i dont know whats causing it as it never used to happen, any ideas anyone?

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    Now this is very very embaressing but i need help with it. Its only started recently but every time i go out and get drunk i wake up in the morning and have ummm errr hmmmm not got up to go to the toilet in the night..........

    Its very very embaressing, and i dont know whats causing it as it never used to happen, any ideas anyone?

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    Try not to drink as much.

    On a similar note, when Im getting pĂ*ssed, ill get up to go to the toilet, get there, and then realise that I dont actually need and be stood at the urinal like George Michael. What that all about?

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    Wear a nappy.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Russ S:
    Try not to drink as much.

    On a similar note, when Im getting pĂ*ssed, ill get up to go to the toilet, get there, and then realise that I dont actually need and be stood at the urinal like George Michael. What that all about?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    \o/ stage fright \o/

    that's quite common i think. well i tell myself it is anyway.

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    points and laughs at cmcanaries

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    I find going for a pee as soon as I get in of a night sorts that sort of thing out, although I have only had that happen to me once, thank God

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries:
    Now this is very very embaressing but i need help with it. Its only started recently but every time i go out and get drunk i wake up in the morning and have ummm errr hmmmm not got up to go to the toilet in the night..........

    Its very very embaressing, and i dont know whats causing it as it never used to happen, any ideas anyone?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    These may help...

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    maybe goto your doctor, instead of posting on a website dedicated to a football managing game.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC:
    points and laughs at cmcanaries<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Dont i have been getting stick off my mates all night about it, see sometimes i dont stay in my own bed.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by upwiththeroyals:
    maybe goto your doctor, instead of posting on a website dedicated to a football managing game. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Er its off topic forum and i am embaressed to see my doctor.

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    With everyone on here taking the pi$$ out of you tonight, you should wake up nice and dry tomorrow.

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    I got annoyed with my mate giggling behind my back about it so i told them to go **** themselves.

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    ahahahahahaha, 22

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    I hate it when nothing comes out, when you're stood at a urinal.

    I can just be stood there for a minute trying to force pĂ*ss out, whilst about 3 waves of guys have been and gone

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR:
    ahahahahahaha, 22<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    You're 22, and you pĂ*ss yourself. Do you need me to spell it out?

    You should be embarrassed, you big baby.

    I know 3 year olds with better bowell control.

    Does baby need his mummy?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR:
    You're 22, and you pĂ*ss yourself. Do you need me to spell it out?

    You should be embarrassed, you big baby.

    I know 3 year olds with better bowell control.

    Does baby need his mummy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    For the love of God, shut the fĂșck up foobR.

    The best answer IS to see your doctor. It will be embarrasing but he/she has probably heard it all before. Apart from that all I can say is to just try not to drink quite as much and make sure you go before going to bed. See if that sorts it out.

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    wear a nappy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR:
    You're 22, and you pĂ*ss yourself. Do you need me to spell it out?

    You should be embarrassed, you big baby.

    I know 3 year olds with better bowell control.

    Does baby need his mummy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I am not 22.

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    Hey CMCanaries, we share the same birthday.

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    near enough

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    twenty fĂșcking one then, is it pedant's day out pĂ*ss pants boy?

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    Is there any need for this foobR?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel:
    Hey CMCanaries, we share the same birthday.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Cool.

    as for the rest of you, its funny i guess but if you dont have anything helpful to say **** off

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    Not really necessary to take the pĂ*ss (pardon the pun) of someone who confesses to wetting the bed...

    A tad redundant...

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    LIGHTEN THE FÚCK UP.

    Jesus.

    Sorry, shall I add smileys next time...


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    ffs foobr

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR:
    LIGHTEN THE FÚCK UP.

    Jesus.

    Sorry, shall I add smileys next time...

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I just dont find it funny anymore.

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    TBH mate, telling an internet forum of 15-30+ year old guys who live off a pub-style culture, that you wet the bed, wasn't going to get 100% constructive responses.


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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead:
    Not really necessary to take the pĂ*ss (pardon the pun) of someone who confesses to wetting the bed...

    A tad redundant...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    NO. YOU ARE WRONG. IT IS NECESSARY.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel:
    Hey CMCanaries, we share the same birthday.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Cool.

    as for the rest of you, its funny i guess but if you dont have anything helpful to say **** off<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    why dont you go to be you will feel better in the morning and learn to handle your drink

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    don't mind Foobr CMC he's just being well trying to be funny , go see a dr. you would be suprised at what they all get to hear , it's nothing to be ashamed off

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    that should say bed no be btw

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    I'm just going to say that it isn't the guy with the bladder problem that comes of as the child in this thread

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    its only just started happening a few weeks ago and i want to stop it.

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    i think having a right long pee before bed would be good

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    Stop drinking so much and go and see a f*cking doctor ffs.

    Also, try setting an alarm to go off during the night so if you need a pi$$ you might actually be able to get to the bog before peeing the bed.

    On the bright side, at least you're not crapping the bed.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead:
    i think having a right long pee before bed would be good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah i thought that would be a good idea, but i am usually to wasted to remember, like last night i dont even remember getting home

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead:
    i think having a right long pee before bed would be good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    or drink less

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markrowe:
    Stop drinking so much and go and see a f*cking doctor ffs.

    Also, try setting an alarm to go off during the night so if you need a pi$$ you might actually be able to get to the bog before peeing the bed.

    On the bright side, at least you're not crapping the bed.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Maybe crapping comes next!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead:
    i think having a right long pee before bed would be good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    or drink less<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that is NEVER an option

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead:
    i think having a right long pee before bed would be good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    or drink less<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that is NEVER an option <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Exactly!

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    you're all really really REALLY weird.

    seriously, if someone came out and told me they wet the bed in real life, they'd never live it down. until their mum died or something, then i'd stop out of respect.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs:
    you're all really really REALLY weird.

    seriously, if someone came out and told me they wet the bed in real life, they'd never live it down. until their mum died or something, then i'd stop out of respect.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yes but you're 16.

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    oh and if you're being all adult and mature about this, taking the pĂ*ss out of someone for wetting the bed is far more mature than encouraging them to do serious damage to their liver every night AFAIK

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs:
    you're all really really REALLY weird.

    seriously, if someone came out and told me they wet the bed in real life, they'd never live it down. until their mum died or something, then i'd stop out of respect.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yes but you're 16.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i don't fĂșcking believe you just got my age wrong. you complete ******.

    go back to school.

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    someone just took all the fun out of the thread

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    think i'll take Scoots view on this one.

    rare i know.

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    back on topic guys, so you rekon i should either drink less *yeah right* or goto a doctor

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    back on topic guys, so you rekon i should either drink less *yeah right* or goto a doctor

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    GO TO A FÚCKING DOCTOR.

    Jesus christ.

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    I don't really see how a doctor could help, but it's worth a try.

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    what, was that with your post there then westhead?

    oh, so my profile says i'm 16 does it?

    oh, it does

    no gay shĂ*t i hope

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    ps you go to a doctor and he tells you to cut down on your alcohol consumption. basically. so what are you doing apart from wasting NHS time?

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    Just go to sleep on the toilet.

    How much are you drinking? The drink less option is sensible, but it does not solve any problem you may have developed. You should go to the doctor as well.

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    Go see a DOCTOR, embaressed... ok here, go to the next town and then you wont ever see that person again... no more embaressment.

    Anyone find foobR funny?

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    i think the word "bleh" would be best used here

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    You must be getting WRECKED for this to happen...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by King of Seth:
    You must be getting WRECKED for this to happen... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah pretty much........

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs:
    what, was that with your post there then westhead?

    oh, so my profile says i'm 16 does it?

    oh, it does

    no gay shĂ*t i hope<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    FĂșcking ******.

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    tie a knot in the end of your old fella before you go to bed/ pass out

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    Get indoors and drink a few glasses of water. Wait up until you need to go for a pĂ*ss, have one, and then go to bed. This generally flushes it out of your system. I never need to go for a pĂ*ss for the rest of the night after doing this.

    This combats the problem i used to have, where i would get up in the middle of the night and pĂ*ss in the cupboard/drawers/radiators

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs:
    you're all really really REALLY weird.

    seriously, if someone came out and told me they wet the bed in real life, they'd never live it down. until their mum died or something, then i'd stop out of respect.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yes but you're 16.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i don't fĂșcking believe you just got my age wrong. you complete ******.

    go back to school.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    you actually are 16 you idiot.

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    going to the toilet before you go to ur bed would help ya

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> going to the toilet before you go to ur bed would help ya <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's all well and good in theory but when you've had 12+ pints your not really thinking that straight...

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    I usually have a really long pĂ*ss in a bush on the walk home from the taxi. No problems if you do that. Unless you are caught doing it

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I usually have a really long pĂ*ss in a bush on the walk home from the taxi. No problems if you do that. Unless you are caught doing it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Had that problem. A nasty fine and a court appearance- still i'd rather that than the humiliation of ****ing my pants

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shpina:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I usually have a really long pĂ*ss in a bush on the walk home from the taxi. No problems if you do that. Unless you are caught doing it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Had that problem. A nasty fine and a court appearance- still i'd rather that than the humiliation of ****ing my pants<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Thing is though, at 3.30am in the morning, what is the chance of getting caught having a pĂ*ss on someones front garden?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Dark Knight1987:
    you actually are 16 you idiot. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No he isn't. Someone changed his profile without him knowing.

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    Abuse? Where the fĂșck did that come from

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR:
    Abuse? Where the fĂșck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    From me, want to argue it?

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    before you go out, put your alarm clock to go off around 4 or 5 am, when it goes off, you've probably sobered up a bit, and hopefully not wet your bed yet... if you find that you emptied earlier, set the alarm off earlier next time

    and indeed, go see a doctor, it might be embarrasing, but not as embarrasing as waking up in your own urine every time you get drunk

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    When I was young (about 6), I used to suffer from wetting the bed and it annoyed the fĂșck out of me. I didn't know how to stop it.

    Then, every night when I went bed I would hold my dĂ*ck tight in my hand and fall sleep doing this. I did it for months and it stopped me peeing the bed.

    Then I grew out of it anyway

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by King of Seth:
    You must be getting WRECKED for this to happen... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah pretty much........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Try drinking a bit less then (and going for more frequent toilet visits when you are out). That's all the doctor will tell you. You body obviously doesn't cope too well with alcohol - you will have an increased supply of the hormone ADH which increases the supply of water to your bladder. So a full-to-bursting bladder, plus the fact that brain will be ruined with trying to offset a hangover, and it's no surprise this happens.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris Dorey:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR:
    Abuse? Where the fĂșck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    From me, want to argue it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Give him a red card. The boy is just a 100% ****.

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    actually brigande, foobr was clearly joking and if you spoke to him you wouldn't think he was that much of a ****.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Carlito Brigande:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris Dorey:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR:
    Abuse? Where the fĂșck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    From me, want to argue it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Give him a red card. The boy is just a 100% ****.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    wow! mass shĂ*tstirrage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris Dorey:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR:
    Abuse? Where the fĂșck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    From me, want to argue it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I would like to know what it's for

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Carlito Brigande:

    Give him a red card. The boy is just a 100% ****.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ABUSE! YELLOW CARD!

    And Sebs too, he called Red a ******.

    Jesus Christ on a bike.

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    I didn't even report it daz

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    REPORT WHAT !

    :/

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    For what it's worth, there's actually a male version of panty liners out, except in the shape of a cricket box. Just saw them advertised today. Apparently one in ten men suffer from a bladder problem.

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    i can't believe how maturely this has gone down in otf!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by exchampionsfan:
    i can't believe how maturely this has gone down in otf!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rahman:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by exchampionsfan:
    i can't believe how _maturely_ this has gone down in otf!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    Maturity is for grown ups, I'd rather still act like a kid while I can.

    p.s. It's the fĂșcking Internet.

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    If you come on here, tell people that you pĂ*ss your pants often then I don't think you can complain when people rip it. And the moral high ground some people have taken is frankly amazing.

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    Elliot, you're the man.

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    What Elliot said. I find it quite amusing that this guy pĂ*sses his pants. I thought, however, that i wouldn't mention it

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR:
    Abuse? Where the fĂșck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Stop the swearing as well. There is already someone on post moderation for it. Unless you wish to join them.

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    I came on here asking for help, i did not ask to be made to feel worse than i already do thank you

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries:
    I came on here asking for help, i did not ask to be made to feel worse than i already do thank you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    go to the doctor then, you cant expect people to take you seriously here.

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    Incidentally CMCanaries, have you been/made an appointment to see a doctor yet?

    It won't be embarrassing at all. You have a possible medical problem, they fix 'em!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries:
    I came on here asking for help, i did not ask to be made to feel worse than i already do thank you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You tell people you **** yerself in the bed and you dont expect people to TAKE the ****??

    Have to agree with rekwob

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    what amounts of alcohol are you drinking?

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    hohoho foobR got what he deserved at last

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Connell:
    what amounts of alcohol are you drinking?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    About 8 pints beer, then a lot of spirits

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Connell:
    what amounts of alcohol are you drinking?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    About 8 pints beer, then a lot of spirits<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>surely you go to the bathroom a LOT while you are drinking? so next time, do that and hopefully you will have ****ed all you need before you are knocked out

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