By popular request: The "recreate your last goal in MS Paint" thread

**Hershie** · 05-01-2011 01:20

They're supposed to be his pants around his ankles.

Personally I like the goalscorer's headwear.

**Saint_Lane** · 05-01-2011 03:19

This was my last goal...

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**Enj** · 05-01-2011 14:40

Truly the greatest thread on these forums. Some of them have brought a tear to my eye.

Fully deserving of this bump.

**duffy89** · 05-01-2011 15:17

Jermaine Defoe scores on his debut for Darlington and goes wild

**Hershie** · 05-01-2011 17:09

that's pretty awesome. you've even captured his 'nothing behind the eyes' look perfectly.

**jon157uk** · 05-01-2011 17:12

Hahaha... some very funny posts in this thread, thanks for the hard work you've put in guys.

**Ackter** · 06-01-2011 00:45

**Enj** · 06-01-2011 00:58

Originally Posted by Ackter

Love that whole Davey Crockett look he has going...and the skipping rope he's holding in his mouth

**Ackter** · 06-01-2011 01:06

That's him dribbling

**Brian Shanahan** · 06-01-2011 01:08

Originally Posted by Ackter

That's him dribbling

Messy eater?

**Ackter** · 06-01-2011 01:09

Nah, Jonas.

**duffy89** · 06-01-2011 05:47

Today's match was sponsored by "stuff" haha! A masterpiece mate

**deadfncat** · 06-01-2011 06:34

I deserve a medal for art of this quality i think. Awesome chip of the goalie

Also had 3 players sent off this game :| Other side had 2

**Ackter** · 07-01-2011 18:06

There is not enough love on this forum for this thread.

Come on people, anyone can play along.

**Ackter** · 07-01-2011 18:06

There's also not enough love for my Jonas joke

**Lankylars** · 07-01-2011 21:09

Originally Posted by Ackter

Love how the one defender's legs are tied in a pretzel.

**Mojby** · 07-01-2011 23:01

This is the best thread I have ever seen - you guys have far to much spare time and I can say only one thing - don't give up your day jobs to become artists!!

SI - you have to make this thread a competition and give something away to the winner.

How about making the winning drawing into a t-shirt design?

**Mojby** · 07-01-2011 23:17

How do you add a picture to a post?

**MarkTCfc** · 07-01-2011 23:33

This happened to me in the first knockout round of the world cup when i was manager of england. The goal for some reason didnt count, but any inteligent human being can see it is a clear 2 foot over the line. Funny, i kinda remember something happening like this in real life?

**Mojby** · 07-01-2011 23:40

Slightly off topic but topical at the moment

http://img46.imageshack.us/i/46451221.jpg

**Nene_Park_Faithfull** · 08-01-2011 00:01

**ronaldo_1978** · 08-01-2011 00:05

**dafuge** · 08-01-2011 00:08

Originally Posted by Ackter

There is not enough love on this forum for this thread.

Come on people, anyone can play along.

Genius thread this. 'Alux' still makes me laugh every time I think about it.

**Hershie** · 08-01-2011 00:33

My players wait patiently for the ball to come back into play..

**Harryseaess** · 08-01-2011 02:41

Here is my attempt:

**deadfncat** · 08-01-2011 02:49

Originally Posted by ronaldo_1978

love the ad boards

**Brian Shanahan** · 08-01-2011 08:33

Originally Posted by Mojby

How do you add a picture to a post?

1) Upload to an image hosting website, or use dropbox.
2) Get url for image
3) Use Image tags; {IMG}url{/IMG} (just use square brackets[] instead of the curly ones.
4) Profit.

**Tullem** · 08-01-2011 09:59

Originally Posted by dafuge

Genius thread this. 'Alux' still makes me laugh every time I think about it.

haha, the Alux picture has to be the best one here.

**Hershie** · 08-01-2011 17:34

Originally Posted by Harryseaess

Here is my attempt:

Some very dodgy perspective going on there I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25N-4zrk390

**Ackter** · 09-01-2011 05:27

Felt this goal could only adequately be depicted in a cubist stylé.

**MidnightSoul** · 09-01-2011 06:07

This is the best thread by a mile in this forum... why don't we have more of these?

**Ackter** · 11-01-2011 15:23

Stop letting this thread off page 1 people. Contribute!

**duffy89** · 11-01-2011 15:29

Originally Posted by JamieLiverpoolfan

haha, the Alux picture has to be the best one here.

Second that, "Alux" is one of the most creative pieces of art know to man

**duffy89** · 11-01-2011 15:55

Last match: Darlington 1 v 0 Chelsea. Defore scores from the spot. Iam also trying a "ground level" perspective here.

**dafuge** · 11-01-2011 18:29

Is that goalie doing a Paula Radcliffe?

**ronaldo_1978** · 11-01-2011 21:14

Not meaning to go all topical

**duffy89** · 12-01-2011 09:20

When you need to go you need to go, maybe thats why he was "rooted to the spot"

**FrazerBleedsLiverpoolRed** · 26-03-2011 10:36

Great thread haha! KUTGW

**Preveza** · 26-03-2011 13:17

Originally Posted by lankylars

love how the one defender's legs are tied in a pretzel.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

**aditya** · 26-03-2011 13:52

Originally Posted by megasuperb

I swear it was something like this

I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen in this blog, like everr. hats off!

**jackripper** · 27-03-2011 11:26

any more picassos out there.

**manutdfan4lyf** · 27-03-2011 19:02

Great Thread!

**TacticalGenius** · 27-03-2011 19:22

I actually have tears streaming from my eyes and was howling with laughter to the point I couldn't breathe. Fiancé giving me the strangest of looks and laughing at me, making me laugh harder!

F**king epic thread. Deserves a sticky at least.

**ManUTactician247** · 27-03-2011 20:20

Originally Posted by Dune297

Barcelona 1-0 Manchester United

Messi made a brilliant header to win!

looooool, that ref, I remmeber watching a hilarious video of him on Youtube, I feel sorry for you if you had that ref, if you did, how is that reflected in the ME

**Dune297** · 27-03-2011 20:52

Originally Posted by ManUTactician247

looooool, that ref, I remmeber watching a hilarious video of him on Youtube, I feel sorry for you if you had that ref, if you did, how is that reflected in the ME

I had a ref similar to him XD. Not on that goal, but earlier in the match, he had given Villa and Rafael red cards as well as about 10 yellows.

**JGM** · 27-03-2011 21:09

this thread is totally amazing, its clearly the best one on the forum

**Tullem** · 27-03-2011 22:14

The thread is brilliant, including mine might I add

, but these last two are lazy. Need more drawing the players yourself in paint and less c&p

**TacticalGenius** · 27-03-2011 22:16

Originally Posted by JamieLiverpoolfan

but these last two are lazy. Need more drawing the players yourself in paint and less c&p

They're dragging down a magnificent thread. Petition to have them removed begins here!

**Tullem** · 27-03-2011 22:17

Dune and The PerfectFMer if you need any inspiration check post #102

**Neji** · 27-03-2011 23:15

**Dune297** · 28-03-2011 02:41

Originally Posted by TacticalGenius

They're dragging down a magnificent thread. Petition to have them removed begins here!

I'm sorry, I'll remove mine. That was the best I can do as I have a rather annoying disability in my hands (I was born with few nerve cells in them) that makes them shake uncontrollably all the time. My writing is that of a third grader, and it is nearly impossible for me to draw. I apologize.

**Porthos** · 28-03-2011 11:12

**TacticalGenius** · 28-03-2011 12:10

Originally Posted by Dune297

I have a rather annoying disability in my hands (I was born with few nerve cells in them) that makes them shake uncontrollably all the time.

Sorry to hear that, especially as it sounds similar to my gf's hand, though hers was a result of an accident and the nerves were severed in the thumb and index finger

**Dune297** · 28-03-2011 14:37

Originally Posted by TacticalGenius

Sorry to hear that, especially as it sounds similar to my gf's hand, though hers was a result of an accident and the nerves were severed in the thumb and index finger

It's fine.

Thanks. I hope it isn't too troubling for your GF. I'm sorry to hear that about her.

**The-Perfect-Fm'er!** · 28-03-2011 17:10

Originally Posted by TacticalGenius

Sorry to hear that, especially as it sounds similar to my gf's hand, though hers was a result of an accident and the nerves were severed in the thumb and index finger

has it's rewards...

**PLeaseDontSackME** · 28-03-2011 18:22

Great thread, some quality efforts here, thought i'd get involved.

As you will be able to see i spent a lot of time and put much effort into this piece of work.

PS, the GK is at the side of the net because i spent so much time getting the best possible net as i could that by the time i had finished it their was no way i was going to destroy it by putting a goalkeeper in the way blocking the view of my efforts.

http://img141.imageshack.us/i/paintedm.jpg/

**Ackter** · 29-03-2011 00:15

Originally Posted by Dune297

I'm sorry, I'll remove mine. That was the best I can do as I have a rather annoying disability in my hands (I was born with few nerve cells in them) that makes them shake uncontrollably all the time. My writing is that of a third grader, and it is nearly impossible for me to draw. I apologize.

Mate, noone cares if it turns out crap - its the thought behind it that will make everyone smile. Go for it anyway

**Ackter** · 29-03-2011 00:35

Babacar's first goal on loan against Arsenal.

**dbfinch** · 29-03-2011 00:36

Not a goal, but I did just have one of my players sent off:

Unfortunately, as you can perhaps tell, I deed not see zee inceedent </Wenger>

**d2024p** · 31-03-2011 12:03

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This is Junior Hoilett scoring against Petr Cech in my West Ham side's narrow 2-1 defeat to Chelsea in the FA cup Semi-Final. In the fore and middle ground can be seen Jordi Gomez and Mark Noble celebrating wildly. Note the sense of movement captured by the artist, as well as the anguish in the 'despairing dive' made by the beaten goalkeeper. Breathtaking stuff, as I am sure you will agree...

The dots are rain. It was raining.

If any West Ham fans would like this image as a special commemorative print, my rates are very reasonable.

**SnakeXe** · 31-03-2011 13:09

I watch my matches in 2D view.

***Grimario*** · 01-04-2011 10:53

Marcello "The Magician" Maggini scores a thunderous left foot volley for Grotagglie past a hapless French goalkeeper to win the Europa League final for the first time.

***Grimario*** · 04-05-2011 03:48

I didn't mean to kill this thread

BUMP to the best thread on the forum!

**Twizted_seed** · 04-05-2011 07:03

Me = melbourne Heart
Oposition = Bling FC (sydney fc for those not from aus)

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I dislike Sydney FC

**Ackter** · 04-05-2011 07:08

But strangely you like their goalkeeper?

**Twizted_seed** · 04-05-2011 07:36

Originally Posted by Ackter

But strangely you like their goalkeeper?

Dude's wearing a netball bib.

**Ackter** · 04-05-2011 07:37

Ahah, awesome.

**elgreenio** · 04-05-2011 19:46

got bored so thought i'd have a go. No mouse ftw.

my striker tickles himself past Dani Alves and launches a strike into the top corner

**taylorsmen** · 04-05-2011 19:57

Haha ^^ that's brilliant, was thinking about this thread only an hour ago, was thinking how someone should do a similar thread but editing the new backgrounds FM11 has, add a deck chair to the beach, or a milk float in the street and so on.

**tom_numbers** · 05-05-2011 02:05

The detail in this picture is directly proportional to both the lack of quality of the goal, and the lack of importance of the match.

I think it's perfectly clear what's happening. A pre-season friendly between Middlesbrough and Villareal, it's the final minute of the game with it locked at 0-0. Young hotshot Victor Ezeh gets half a chance, it takes a wicked deflection off the Villareal defender (we'll call him Fabricio since I've given him a Coloccini style barnet), and leaves the keeper for dead. The attempt by Ezeh must've been especially poor as it is given as an own goal. I am 'delighted' to take a boring 1-0 win in a meaningless game.

There were some other players in the box, but since that took me an hour, I refuse to draw them in.

**minisav** · 05-05-2011 07:44

The expressions on the two Villareal players' faces made me chuckle.

**Twizted_seed** · 05-05-2011 07:55

I am more impressed by the fact he has put in the effort to add shadows in MS paint.

**welshace** · 05-05-2011 09:04

been here years and this is the best thread i have ever seen on here...

kutg.. il post my efforts when i get back from my meeting lol

**Ackter** · 05-05-2011 09:58

You have no idea how long it took me to work out what was around his neck there.

**Gandy** · 05-05-2011 11:22

Originally Posted by Hershie

My players wait patiently for the ball to come back into play..

*snip*

In true explosm.net style there Hershie

**tom_numbers** · 05-05-2011 11:26

Originally Posted by LukeMorgan88

Shaun Wright Phillips nods in a 99th minute winner in the final league game of the season unmarked at the back post, to help Man City clinch 4th Spot, ahead of Spurs on goal difference following a 2-0 win. Gomes threw Ledley Kings 98th minute backpass into th back of the net for the first.

And he only needed one phonebook? Wow...

**Yidd0!** · 10-05-2011 16:24

This needs another *bump*

**Hershie** · 12-05-2011 19:24

Originally Posted by Gandy

In true explosm.net style there Hershie

exactly what I was going for

**JackJCFC** · 12-05-2011 20:10

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My centre mid scoring a 25 yard screamer in a 4-0 win against liverpool. I think i've managed to recreate the atmosphere of my stadium really well, whilst the detail on the players face allows you to know exactly how he feels as the goal goes in.
As you can see Boston United have made it to the premiership, and as such are sponsored by large global companies such a Birds Eye.

**tom_numbers** · 12-05-2011 20:13

The studs are good attention to detail

**milnerpoint** · 12-05-2011 21:39

my first ever overhead kick goal with my aberdeen team

**tom_numbers** · 12-05-2011 21:45

Wow... He musta kicked the ball so hard he actually deformed it. I like the clear use of free hand circles

**milnerpoint** · 12-05-2011 21:47

i would say i was trying to make the ball looked warped because he hit it so hard, but id be lying.

**minisav** · 13-05-2011 00:39

Aberdeen

**chelsea_____Rules** · 25-08-2011 11:45

I just have to bump this thread...

**milnerpoint** · 25-08-2011 11:49

ah this thread, i would easily say it ranks in the top 10 threads on any forum in the world.

"Alux"

**Carmi88** · 25-08-2011 12:15

Originally Posted by tom_numbers

There were some other players in the box, but since that took me an hour, I refuse to draw them in.

the whole thing took an hour or drawing the coca cola sign?

**Erimus1876** · 25-08-2011 12:33

The commentry bar says it all....

**milnerpoint** · 25-08-2011 12:35

dont ruin a good thread by having a moan in it!!!

**duffy89** · 25-08-2011 12:39

Haha! The recreate your mumping in MS Paint thread...

**Erimus1876** · 25-08-2011 12:47

Originally Posted by elgreenio

got bored so thought i'd have a go. No mouse ftw.

my striker tickles himself past Dani Alves and launches a strike into the top corner

Poor Alves lol

**tom_numbers** · 25-08-2011 12:50

Originally Posted by Carmi88

the whole thing took an hour or drawing the coca cola sign?

I have to admit that I cheated for the entire set of advertising hoardings

**Erimus1876** · 25-08-2011 13:13

Originally Posted by milnerpoint

dont ruin a good thread by having a moan in it!!!

Chill out, I'm sure SI have a sense of humour

**milnerpoint** · 25-08-2011 13:22

Originally Posted by Erimus1876

Chill out, I'm sure SI have a sense of humour

I must admit i did lol at the "have it" caption, i could picture that in my head perfectly

**Lem** · 25-08-2011 14:59

Originally Posted by IWWROCKS

Just got called into a meeting with the chairman...bit worried about how it's going to go

Abel Xavier is your chairman?

**ProEvoRules** · 25-08-2011 16:18

**GR Choke** · 25-08-2011 17:03

Originally Posted by SCIAG

this made me laugh out loud

**BuryBlade** · 25-08-2011 18:54

Ched Evans completes his hat-trick with a delightful chip over the helpless keeper, putting Sheff Utd 3-0 up after only 18 minutes.

**Ville Valo** · 25-08-2011 19:11

T'was unreal.

**Wavelberry** · 25-08-2011 19:39

With 5 Alex Patos I'd say it was unreal...

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