Right I've a miss and a goal for you:
First the miss:
"Why Wouter [Romer], why? you could have passed it into the back of the net, not given it back to Yor who has two on him".
Second the goal:
Me: Right Yor you hit it tamely at the GK it comes back out hits Sancez on the rear end and you slot it in the empty net. OK
2 minutes later
Yor: Can't believe I listened to you, boss as you don't know squat. The ball came back to me off Sancez's shin not his ass.
Me: You still scored you cheeky little scut.
This from a game where I was down to 10 after 26 minutes against arch-rivals Sevilla.
'They say the Germans don't lose on penalties' ... 'They do now'
Black dots - Chelsea (me)
Claret dots - Aston Villa
Orange lines = passing
Curvy black line = dribbling movement
Blue lines = Closing down and pressing by Villa players
Grey Line - Friedel diving for the shot.
Ramires passes to Lampard who gives it to Kalou who sends it to Kadlec who dribbles past 3 Villa players and tucks the ball away from out side the box to score his 1st goal for Chelsea and win October goal of the month
Thought I'd get in on the action. This is a perfect recreation of what was shown on the game, down to every last detail. Loved Trents's Jackson Pollock style one, and the T-Rex one by Liniert - pretty sure I tried to sign him last season, but his wage demand off two fresh goats a day was higher than the Liverpool board was prepared to go...