By popular request: The "recreate your last goal in MS Paint" thread

**Ackter** · 19-09-2010 15:30

It's Victor Valdes

**Tullem** · 19-09-2010 15:57

Spent far too much time on this despite its poor quality....

**dafuge** · 19-09-2010 16:07

I do like the </Everton fans> code

**Ishu** · 19-09-2010 16:23

Nice Adboards & love the away support

**jackripper** · 19-09-2010 16:34

aron wildig screamer vs wolves drew 1-1

**Tullem** · 19-09-2010 19:52

Originally Posted by dafuge

I do like the </Everton fans> code

haha, after doing the home fans i lost the will to do theirs too

**dibbers** · 19-09-2010 20:26

crouch bending one in for england

**Ishu** · 19-09-2010 20:29

Surely thats from some other game.
It very neat.

**Standard liege!** · 19-09-2010 21:12

So dibbers, where did you copy that from?

**JamesWall** · 19-09-2010 21:18

this is a great thread
dibbers is that sensible soccer

**Joseph Davis** · 19-09-2010 21:28

Brilliant!

**BritishSummerTeam** · 19-09-2010 21:53

Last minute penalty to secure the three points.

**SCIAG** · 19-09-2010 22:24

Originally Posted by Ackter

Why have you signed Rowlf from the Muppets?

I knew I recognised that Drogba-like scrawl from somewhere.

**Ishu** · 20-09-2010 10:16

Originally Posted by BritishSummerTeam

Last minute penalty to secure the three points.

WOW either that is copied or you are GREAT.
That player looks unbelievable.

**IWWROCKS** · 20-09-2010 14:05

Just got called into a meeting with the chairman...bit worried about how it's going to go

**SWaRFeGa** · 20-09-2010 14:13

Originally Posted by fcunitedfan

Some of you may know the song...

#It's a goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.
Scored by England, England, England, England.......#

**pelicanstuff** · 20-09-2010 14:21

Originally Posted by IWWROCKS

Just got called into a meeting with the chairman...bit worried about how it's going to go

Why is your chairman a judge?

**PGB_SPURS_FM09** · 20-09-2010 14:42

Looks like Lord Sugar lol!

**Ackter** · 20-09-2010 14:44

And why does he have a penis on his shirt?

**SWaRFeGa** · 20-09-2010 14:50

**heathxxx** · 20-09-2010 16:06

Amazing what you can do with a box of crayons

**Brian Shanahan** · 20-09-2010 16:24

Originally Posted by heathxxx

Amazing what you can do with a box of crayons

Where'd you get that from?

**Hershie** · 20-09-2010 16:25

Looks like a photoshop effect on a photograph.

**SCIAG** · 20-09-2010 16:42

Originally Posted by SWaRFeGa

<snip>

Pretty good

**iAmGory** · 20-09-2010 16:49

3rd minute vs Birmingham. Well happy!

**jemparowkenastoprocent** · 20-09-2010 17:12

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Milan vs Genoa, Pippo Inzaghi 88th minute 4-1

I'm proud of my drawing

**kingjericho** · 20-09-2010 17:13

I think this thread made some of the forum members discover something: they have a drawing gift!

**SWaRFeGa** · 20-09-2010 17:15

**ahyeahok** · 20-09-2010 18:40

Originally Posted by SWaRFeGa

celtic defence divided by a pair of......

**Suzie MUFC** · 20-09-2010 18:52

More! More! I want more! Linked to this page on Twitter, by the way.

I only know 1 person though, and he doesn't play FM.

**jemparowkenastoprocent** · 20-09-2010 19:00

Originally Posted by Suzie MUFC

I only know 1 person

it's effect of too many hours spent playing FM I think

**heathxxx** · 20-09-2010 19:33

My new inside-forward, practice makes perfect with those silky skills

**Suzie MUFC** · 20-09-2010 19:40

Originally Posted by jemparowkenastoprocent

it's effect of too many hours spent playing FM I think

Definitely.

**Fabio MVP** · 20-09-2010 21:27

Originally Posted by heathxxx

My new inside-forward, practice makes perfect with those silky skills

Aweosme!!!

**Edinton** · 21-09-2010 06:56

He went there, then there, then there...then goal

**chelsea_____Rules** · 21-09-2010 10:23

MESSSSSSSSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Brian Shanahan** · 21-09-2010 18:14

Cheslea Rules I like the way Messi has one eye closed in concentration, and the heads in the crowd are just mad.

**Edinton** · 22-09-2010 01:07

Originally Posted by Brian Shanahan

Cheslea Rules I like the way Messi has one eye closed in concentration, and the heads in the crowd are just mad.

I've never dabbled with drugs, but his drawing is pretty much how I imagine an acid trip at a football game would be

**Jolanthustrel** · 22-09-2010 01:27

WOW! All these skills could go to good use in Newspapers trying to cover Southampton games, unless they've overturned the rediculous ban on photos

**Hershie** · 22-09-2010 01:47

(sadly) they have.

**SCIAG** · 22-09-2010 21:04

Originally Posted by Hershie

(sadly) they have.

Why sadly? And why isn't there a massive thread in the FF about it with lots of laughing and pointing at MLG?

**Herter** · 22-09-2010 21:45

Originally Posted by jackripper

aron wildig screamer vs wolves drew 1-1

Who's blood is splattered around the pitch???

**Neji** · 22-09-2010 21:46

Originally Posted by Herter

Who's blood is splattered around the pitch???

It's a Wolves game, everyone's

**Hershie** · 22-09-2010 23:36

Originally Posted by SCIAG

Why sadly? And why isn't there a massive thread in the FF about it with lots of laughing and pointing at MLG?

Most threads in FF lead that way anyway.

I'm sure I read it in there a few days ago though.

http://www.sportsjournalists.co.uk/a...photographers/

**chelsea_____Rules** · 23-09-2010 11:11

Originally Posted by Brian Shanahan

Cheslea Rules I like the way Messi has one eye closed in concentration, and the heads in the crowd are just mad.

I guess I will have to change my style of art now!

**Trents** · 23-09-2010 12:33

I've illustrated mine in a Jackson Pollock styley. Great goal.

**Brian Shanahan** · 04-10-2010 19:36

Right I've a miss and a goal for you:
First the miss:

"Why Wouter [Romer], why? you could have passed it into the back of the net, not given it back to Yor who has two on him".

Second the goal:

Me: Right Yor you hit it tamely at the GK it comes back out hits Sancez on the rear end and you slot it in the empty net. OK
2 minutes later
Yor: Can't believe I listened to you, boss as you don't know squat. The ball came back to me off Sancez's shin not his ass.
Me: You still scored you cheeky little scut.

This from a game where I was down to 10 after 26 minutes against arch-rivals Sevilla.

**BrightLad5** · 14-10-2010 16:14

**nev147** · 14-10-2010 17:54

Some great pics!!!!

**Brian Shanahan** · 14-10-2010 17:57

Originally Posted by BrightLad5

Sir, I throw my pen angrily at you in the manner of Eamonn Dunphy. Long ball at it's finest indeed!

**SpillBlood** · 14-10-2010 18:12

Originally Posted by SCIAG

That picture is quality, I laughed so much.

**darkbright** · 14-10-2010 18:14

Originally Posted by SpillBlood

That picture is quality, I laughed so much.

Who's the player with the club foot?

**Brian Shanahan** · 14-10-2010 18:18

Originally Posted by darkbright

Who's the player with the club foot?

Pan, half man, half goat. SCIAG's best ever player.

**talt** · 18-10-2010 00:53

the mods should make a contest with those pictures and more where the winner gets a brand new 11 copy....

**blurps** · 18-10-2010 02:35

True story:

Fashionable pink shirts added by popular demand.

**Suzie MUFC** · 18-10-2010 07:55

Originally Posted by blurps

True story:

Fashionable pink shirts added by popular demand.

What the hell has happened to Pepe's hands? Poor thing. And I see Cahill has developed the hidden "levitation" attribute in FM2011.

**Jonny-Sniper** · 18-10-2010 08:46

Originally Posted by megasuperb

I swear it was something like this

Lmao! This is the best thing ever!!!

**duffy89** · 18-10-2010 10:26

Do not read this thread at work! You wont be able to stop laughing!

**Lankylars** · 18-10-2010 18:42

Originally Posted by duffy89

Do not read this thread at work! You wont be able to stop laughing!

Too late.

10

**Liniert** · 18-10-2010 19:36

Drogba was given a second yellow for diving

**hejh0pp** · 18-10-2010 20:03

@Liniert HAHAHAHAHA, Drogba's expression is epic!

**swirlypop69** · 18-10-2010 20:37

Out of interest Liniert who is the dinosaur standing on?

**JoeLatics** · 18-10-2010 22:22

**brigadier** · 18-10-2010 23:41

I've never laughed so much at a thread in my entire life... Really cheered me up after a very bad day, cheers guys!!

**Nobby_McDonald** · 19-10-2010 01:14

I'm about to play my first pre-season friendly in 2033/4. I can't even remember which team scored the last goal in my save, let alone which player who what it was like!

**Yidd0!** · 19-10-2010 13:19

A Tight finish inside the left post to make it 1-0 to Crawley Town.

**leedsnproud** · 19-10-2010 13:53

**Brian Shanahan** · 19-10-2010 17:59

Originally Posted by JoeLatics

Joe you forgot the magic sponge wielding physio.

**JoeLatics** · 19-10-2010 18:37

Originally Posted by Brian Shanahan

Joe you forgot the magic sponge wielding physio.

You're right!

V2 below :P

Now with added Ref!

**Brian Shanahan** · 19-10-2010 21:57

Originally Posted by JoeLatics

You're right!

V2 below :P

Now with added Ref!

Perfect, especially the Rooney bit (except he's a bit fatter IRL).

**Carmi88** · 19-10-2010 22:12

Originally Posted by Liniert

Drogba was given a second yellow for diving

looks like drogba had a good reason to be screaming in pain for once :P

**Norville Rodgers** · 20-10-2010 00:17

Originally Posted by Trents

I've illustrated mine in a Jackson Pollock styley. Great goal.

This thread is truly wonderful, but this post had me in an advanced state of hysterics.

**jackripper** · 20-10-2010 15:51

hahahaha good to see this thread near the top again

**al3cook** · 20-10-2010 15:56

Originally Posted by Herter

Who's blood is splattered around the pitch???

aint Aaron Wildig white? he been hitting the tanning shop

**al3cook** · 20-10-2010 15:58

Originally Posted by jackripper

aron wildig screamer vs wolves drew 1-1

aint Aaron Wildig white? has he been hitting the tanning shops?

**hveiga** · 23-10-2010 00:10

Originally Posted by pelicanstuff

Sorry, it was an 83rd minute penalty, the last goal of my 5-3 win against rivals Leyton Orient.

I can see that striker is left footed!

**jackripper** · 23-10-2010 08:36

Originally Posted by al3cook

aint Aaron Wildig white? has he been hitting the tanning shops?

yeh but his best mate is gavin mr suntan henson

**football_master_94** · 23-10-2010 09:08

Black dots - Chelsea (me)
Claret dots - Aston Villa
Orange lines = passing
Curvy black line = dribbling movement
Blue lines = Closing down and pressing by Villa players
Grey Line - Friedel diving for the shot.

Ramires passes to Lampard who gives it to Kalou who sends it to Kadlec who dribbles past 3 Villa players and tucks the ball away from out side the box to score his 1st goal for Chelsea and win October goal of the month

**Pidge** · 23-10-2010 12:07

Originally Posted by JamieLiverpoolfan

Spent far too much time on this despite its poor quality....

The guy whose view is being blocked by the scarf's expression is class.

**Yidd0!** · 09-11-2010 11:05

bumping this as it's probably one of the best threads this forum has seen in ages.

**Neil Brock** · 09-11-2010 11:29

This thread has got hall of fame written all over it to be honest.

**Yidd0!** · 09-11-2010 11:35

Exactly! Thats why I couldn't let it fall further and further away from the top page

Might have to sticky it lol

**Grant Appleyard** · 09-11-2010 11:41

Top thread, has really made me laugh - big thanks to all the budding artists out there

**SmurfDude** · 09-11-2010 12:24

White men can jump...

**ubos** · 09-11-2010 12:31

Not hard to score when there's no keeper tbh.

**Fabio MVP** · 09-11-2010 12:44

Who needs YT feature next to this thread!

**jemparowkenastoprocent** · 21-12-2010 17:28

bump!

this 10 characters rule is stupid

**Jord @S** · 21-12-2010 17:58

*another bump*

**roykela** · 21-12-2010 17:58

This thread brings out a a few tears from laughing, every time i see it.

Best thread ever

**Quackje** · 21-12-2010 18:10

Originally Posted by swirlypop69

who is the dinosaur standing on?

Things you never thought you'd hear on a forum at about a football management game...

**Jord @S** · 21-12-2010 18:13

Originally Posted by Quackje

Things you never thought you'd hear on a forum at about a football management game...

Sounds like something from scenes we'd like to see from Mock the Week

**heathxxx** · 21-12-2010 18:25

So my star striker gets injured, and being a lower league club, I don't have many options left on the bench...

**Quackje** · 21-12-2010 18:31

I'd say hes your big target man.

**MrPompey** · 21-12-2010 18:47

Well it was almost a goal

**heathxxx** · 21-12-2010 19:41

His goal was to actually get off the bench

**Carmi88** · 21-12-2010 21:12

Originally Posted by heathxxx

So my star striker gets injured, and being a lower league club, I don't have many options left on the bench...

that reminds me of this --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNqKNFxXn0M

**Hershie** · 04-01-2011 17:36

Awesome header by my young centreback.

**I Like Pie** · 04-01-2011 18:37

late winner against chelsea in 2054

**Deadbloke** · 05-01-2011 00:19

Thought I'd get in on the action. This is a perfect recreation of what was shown on the game, down to every last detail. Loved Trents's Jackson Pollock style one, and the T-Rex one by Liniert - pretty sure I tried to sign him last season, but his wage demand off two fresh goats a day was higher than the Liverpool board was prepared to go...

**heathxxx** · 05-01-2011 00:29

Originally Posted by Hershie

Awesome header by my young centreback.

Umm... why are the goalies shorts falling down?

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