Zapata from Udinese is transfer listed - asking price of £7M.

I bid (Chelsea) as do Juventus, Milan, Arsenal and several other teams.

I offer £50k a week and first team regular.

He ends up signed for Athletico Madrid for £46k a week.

Now I know it's only 4 grand - and he will probably pay ess tax in Spain! But I would have at least of expected him to plum for Milan or Juventus.