Zapata from Udinese is transfer listed - asking price of £7M.
I bid (Chelsea) as do Juventus, Milan, Arsenal and several other teams.
I offer £50k a week and first team regular.
He ends up signed for Athletico Madrid for £46k a week.
Now I know it's only 4 grand - and he will probably pay ess tax in Spain! But I would have at least of expected him to plum for Milan or Juventus.