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    Didn't know if there was another one of these, I did search but found nothing, so apologies if duplicated !!

    But the joy of regens never cease to amaze !


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    that made me chuckle lmao

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    haha brilliant name for a player.....

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    This threads name isn't funny though.

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    lmao. Are those names actually in the game? I guess the guys at SI love a chuckle as much as the rest of us . I'd have removed "Dick" from the list of possible names if it were me .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althaz View Post
    lmao. Are those names actually in the game? I guess the guys at SI love a chuckle as much as the rest of us . I'd have removed "Dick" from the list of possible names if it were me .
    Or at least try to eliminate the possibility of some combinations, like Dick Hunter och Dick Ryder.

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    Any recommendations for thread name, cant change it now, can i ??

    I did have a South Korean regen called Bum Park Bum, but hes retired !

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    IMO the winner is Thankgod Amaefule..! from FM2005 I think..

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    A couple from a long running CM01/02 clan I played in...

    Johnny Brilliant (a goalkeeper who was everything but brilliant)
    Chocolate (a Brazilian striker)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herter View Post
    IMO the winner is Thankgod Amaefule..! from FM2005 I think..
    No way? ...

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    My favorite is Chocolate, man that made me laugh!

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    There's a guy called choco on fm09 (only me?)

    That's not funny but it made me hungry

    (Choco is a very. Good player =

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    Hmmmmmm I wonder what happens if I switch his first name with his last...


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    There was a regen player someone else posted at the funny pics thread called Him Try from Cambodia (Or other asian country).

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    Not the smartest first name his parents could have chosen

    Looks like decent strikers are becoming extinct

    Middle name 'it's'

    The old ones are the best.

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    I always remember on FMLive there was a player in one of the GWs called "Koc Sukru", that made me laugh

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    Having one name mean penis is unfortunate (yet worth a chuckle). Having both do so is downright bad (and damn funny). Having two players on the same team so named is...well, decide for yourself...

    Last edited by PhroX; 09-08-2011 at 16:45.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fcb89 View Post
    Hmmmmmm I wonder what happens if I switch his first name with his last...

    The stats will plummet

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    Spotted a guy in my game called Fatty Seedy.

    I also have a striker called Leon King, I call him Simba.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenco View Post
    I also have a striker called Leon King, I call him Simba.
    Hah, i like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sikker View Post
    The stats will plummet
    Yeah... women football is just sad

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    Couldn't believe this guy when my scouts picked him up, I thought he was dead?



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    I always thought the ex-Swindon Town player Danny Invincible had a great name! Imagine "Mr & Mrs Invincible, you have a baby son!"
    Think he's playing in Scotland now...

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    there's a player on mine called 'Areola' made me chuckle

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    Quote Originally Posted by laBOMBA View Post
    Couldn't believe this guy when my scouts picked him up, I thought he was dead?


    That's a real beauty. An absolute gem.

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    Born in Norwich to Paraguayan parents.

    An unfortunate problem for a footballer really!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shotfan View Post
    I always thought the ex-Swindon Town player Danny Invincible had a great name! Imagine "Mr & Mrs Invincible, you have a baby son!"
    Think he's playing in Scotland now...
    I'm fairly sure he's with Kilmarnock now.

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    Nah, hes a free agent. Got released by kilmarnock last january/february, then he went to st johnstone until the end of last season, then they released him.

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    I had a youth player called Bradley Bradley. That made me laugh

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    I had an African re-gen appear last night called Sunday Monday

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    an appropriate name for a defender

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    Quote Originally Posted by myles View Post
    I had an African re-gen appear last night called Sunday Monday
    Happy Days




    i had a Brazilian regen on FM 11 who became possibly the best player on the game he was called Alfonso Ribeiro so i nicknamed him Carlton

    might not seem funny but it was funny to me when i clicked on about the name - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfonso_Ribeiro

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    i have a regen called innocent salami

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    I might have to moderate myself for this one. I have a German regen called Christian Koch, whom, naturally, I've nicknamed Rick Santorum. I've now just signed a Korean regen called Lee Ki-Bum (you have to, don't you!). I don't think they should ever get introduced.

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    Dont think it was in a regen but John Lennon scored against me in the Brazilian leagues

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    Just scouting a player called Sunday Friday.

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    Just got a new batch of youth players... And my top talent is called Grant Kenyon...
    Last edited by DurLennart; 24-01-2012 at 20:50.

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    TIP: Dont read this thread with a mouthfull of water... Keyboard ruined!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nine_iron View Post
    TIP: Dont read this thread with a mouthfull of water... Keyboard ruined!
    I literally just did this. Lee Ki-Bum was the turning point haha

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    I had seen on FM12 a regen called Innocent Sunrise .He was good player too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nine_iron View Post
    TIP: Dont read this thread with a mouthfull of water... Keyboard ruined!
    Cup of tea, boiling, over a laptop is also not recommended...

    I've had Ryan Ryan and Lewis Lewis before.

    ThankGod Friday also..

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    A guy on Kaiser Chiefs I bought for Red Star Belgrade is named Surprise-not a regen.

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    Sadly I dont have a screenie but I had a Thankgod Amafule, which i choose to pronounce Amafool?

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    Mate just got a turkish regen called Ufuk Kok

    http://www.twitpic.com/8aixsd

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    Quote Originally Posted by HELP ME WITH FM PLS View Post
    A guy on Kaiser Chiefs I bought for Red Star Belgrade is named Surprise-not a regen.
    Also South African legends: Lucky Legwati and Happy Jele

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    There's a player in my save called Wonderboy. I think he's African. I'll try to find him when I get back from work and post a screenie.

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    Pretty sure Lee-Ki Bum is a real guy. Sure I **** myself with laughter finding him in '07

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    i'm currently chasing down a newgen on my game called uwe beer

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    I got offered a player called Seman.. Theheadline was "*insert agents name* offers Chelsea's seman"

    And a player called Osama Mandela.

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    apparently The Dark Knight is in the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by poola21 View Post


    apparently The Dark Knight is in the game
    Aparently Batman is a common name in Papua New Guinea. When I was coaching the team, I had a young player called Batman Furigi and my AssMan was called Batman Gule

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    Just signed a dude called Noé Koch for man city. I laughed so much i had to sign him.

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