Closed Thread
Results 1 to 33 of 33

Thread: Is this the worst form that you have ever seen?

  1. #1
    Youth Team
    Join Date
    21st January 2005
    Location
    I used to chase eggs. Now I am just trying not to respond to eegits.
    Posts
    4,858

    Default

    Mr Useless.

    Just so you know, he was played at left back in every game, (which is his favoured position).

  2. #2
    Youth Team
    Join Date
    21st January 2005
    Location
    I used to chase eggs. Now I am just trying not to respond to eegits.
    Posts
    4,858

    Default

    Mr Useless.

    Just so you know, he was played at left back in every game, (which is his favoured position).

  3. #3
    Reserves
    Join Date
    20th May 2006
    Location
    Prettier than Luke Chadwick... Just
    Posts
    10,156

    Default

    Reminds me of me during my care-free boyhood days as a left-back at Formby Junior Sports Club.

  4. #4
    Amateur
    Join Date
    28th August 2007
    Location
    Good ole' Sheffield
    Posts
    332

    Default

    I'm loving the name you have given him!

    Echoing Mike's comments, it sounds like me between the ages of 12 and 16 when I played for Eckington. Now my average rating would be at least 5.50

  5. #5
    Amateur
    Join Date
    16th January 2003
    Location
    REALITY!
    Posts
    958

    Default

    If he makes 14 interceptions in a game and gets 25 out of 45 passes to a player on his team, how can he get the rating of 1?

  6. #6
    Part-timer
    Join Date
    12th November 2004
    Location
    PSN: BURDENATOR85
    Posts
    935

    Default

    I've never seen a first team player perform so badly, but I have had a reserve team goalie regularly get a 4 or less. I had almost every single reserve player out on loan, so my reserves were made up of my useless youth squad. This lead to them regularly losing by at least 5 goals.

  7. #7
    First Team
    Join Date
    3rd September 2006
    Location
    I will sing for you, when you've begged me AND YOU WILL BEG ME!
    Posts
    22,617

    Default

    tragically impressive.

    Glenn Helder was about that good at Arsenal iirc.

  8. #8
    Part-Timer
    Join Date
    16th October 2007
    Location
    Larisa, somewhere in Greece...
    Posts
    987

    Default

    Christ what does the guy have to do to get dropped?

  9. #9
    Reserves
    Join Date
    20th May 2006
    Location
    Prettier than Luke Chadwick... Just
    Posts
    10,156

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klimowicz:
    tragically impressive.

    Glenn Helder was about that good at Arsenal iirc. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Helder was bad, but as Man. United fan, I'm still haunted by the Kleberson/Djemba-Djemba period.

  10. #10
    Youth Team
    Join Date
    21st January 2005
    Location
    I used to chase eggs. Now I am just trying not to respond to eegits.
    Posts
    4,858

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sheriffpatgarrett:
    If he makes 14 interceptions in a game and gets 25 out of 45 passes to a player on his team, how can he get the rating of 1? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We conceded 11 goals.

    He scored 1 own goal.

    He gave away a penalty.

    He was carp.

  11. #11
    Part-timer
    Join Date
    13th April 2007
    Posts
    1,892

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bongo-Bongo:
    I've never seen a first team player perform so badly, but I have had a reserve team goalie regularly get a 4 or less. I had almost every single reserve player out on loan, so my reserves were made up of my useless youth squad. This lead to them regularly losing by at least 5 goals. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Same here Bongo; my youth players end up so demoralized I can only find it funny.

  12. #12
    Youth Team
    Join Date
    21st January 2005
    Location
    I used to chase eggs. Now I am just trying not to respond to eegits.
    Posts
    4,858

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by IbrahimAliMaher:
    Christ what does the guy have to do to get dropped? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Check out the dates.

    He only playes in certain games when I want to field a weakened team.

  13. #13
    Part-timer
    Join Date
    12th November 2004
    Location
    PSN: BURDENATOR85
    Posts
    935

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mike7077:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klimowicz:
    tragically impressive.

    Glenn Helder was about that good at Arsenal iirc. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Helder was bad, but as Man. United fan, I'm still haunted by the Kleberson/Djemba-Djemba period. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Count yourself lucky. At least you've not had to endure Igor Biscan, Djimi Traore, Antonio Nunez, Erik Meijer, Sean Dundee, Josemi, Karl-Heinz Riedle, Pellegrino, Phil Babb and many more that of the top of my head, I can't think of.

  14. #14
    Part-timer
    Join Date
    13th April 2007
    Posts
    1,892

    Default

    Morientes, Diouf, Diao, Cheyrou, Mark Gonzalez...

  15. #15
    Part-timer
    Join Date
    13th April 2007
    Posts
    1,892

    Default

    Morientes, Diouf, Diao, Cheyrou, Mark Gonzalez...

  16. #16
    Third Team
    Join Date
    24th February 2005
    Location
    FMS 2007 Writer of the Year
    Posts
    9,933

    Default

    Jeez, Jimbokav. Free transfer that guy and pick me up instead. I'm sure I could stand there just as uselessly!

    And I'm only 34, so you know I've got lots of upside...


  17. #17
    Part-Timer
    Join Date
    24th July 2006
    Location
    Bill Shankly \'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.\'
    Posts
    1,991

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Starr_Man5:
    Morientes, Diouf, Diao, Cheyrou, Mark Gonzalez... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Kuyt, Kronkamp, Paul Stewart, Nigel Clough, Torben Piechnik, Dicks

  18. #18
    First Team
    Join Date
    12th January 2006
    Location
    We Never do anything together anymore.
    Posts
    23,160

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jimbokav1971:
    Mr Useless.

    Just so you know, he was played at left back in every game, (which is his favoured position). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wow, he is bad.!

  19. #19
    First Team
    Join Date
    3rd September 2006
    Location
    I will sing for you, when you've begged me AND YOU WILL BEG ME!
    Posts
    22,617

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bongo-Bongo:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mike7077:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klimowicz:
    tragically impressive.

    Glenn Helder was about that good at Arsenal iirc. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Helder was bad, but as Man. United fan, I'm still haunted by the Kleberson/Djemba-Djemba period. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Count yourself lucky. At least you've not had to endure Igor Biscan, Djimi Traore, Antonio Nunez, Erik Meijer, Sean Dundee, Josemi, Karl-Heinz Riedle, Pellegrino, Phil Babb and many more that of the top of my head, I can't think of. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i mentioned helder because i signed him on a free in my ducth lower league game last week

    but i think i came in third in this one, even with jeffers, richard wright, luhzny, cygan, kiwomya... actually, thats just as bad.

  20. #20
    Amateur
    Join Date
    1st March 2003
    Location
    Burnie, Tasmania, Australia
    Posts
    130

    Default

    Steven Gerrard

  21. #21
    Amateur
    Join Date
    27th November 2006
    Location
    In front of my PC
    Posts
    280

    Default

    I feel his passing and anticipation stats are good, given the amount of passes completed and interceptions. I would be happy if a left back had those stats.

    Although, it is strange that is some games he does not put in even one tackle. Really surprising for a left back/right back. Guess that would be the reason for low rating.

    Also it should put to rest the conspirace theries that thye ME rates players badly as if you play some 5 yard passes you get a 7. Here it seems that the guy did not do much wrong, only he did not do much at all, which means hradly any tackles or heading duels. Which means that SI has got the rating system rioght, at least in that respect. It also takes into account what you are supposed to do but don't do in matches.

  22. #22
    Amateur
    Join Date
    13th December 2007
    Posts
    14

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by williamshankley:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Starr_Man5:
    Morientes, Diouf, Diao, Cheyrou, Mark Gonzalez... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Kuyt, Kronkamp, Paul Stewart, Nigel Clough, Torben Piechnik, Dicks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sinama-Pongolle, Paletta, le Tallec, Cisse?...

  23. #23
    First Team
    Join Date
    3rd September 2006
    Location
    I will sing for you, when you've begged me AND YOU WILL BEG ME!
    Posts
    22,617

    Default

    so dudek was okay then? i just read that pegguy arphexad won six medals during his time at anfield...

  24. #24
    Reserves
    Join Date
    20th May 2006
    Location
    Prettier than Luke Chadwick... Just
    Posts
    10,156

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Glenn Roeder:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by williamshankley:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Starr_Man5:
    Morientes, Diouf, Diao, Cheyrou, Mark Gonzalez... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Kuyt, Kronkamp, Paul Stewart, Nigel Clough, Torben Piechnik, Dicks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Steve Harkness, Phil Charnock...

    Sinama-Pongolle, Paletta, le Tallec, Cisse?... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

  25. #25
    Semi Pro
    Join Date
    22nd January 2004
    Location
    Newcastle upon Tyne (lurking in the gloaming)
    Posts
    3,676

    Default

    Dunno about the worst form I've seen, but I was ruthlessly harsh with a Mexican DLC I signed for Derby once (for ~£5 million). On his debut he underhit a backpass at the 'keeper which allowed the opposing striker to nip in and score, he then netted an own goal and conceded a penalty. He finished the game (or rather, his final rating when I finally hoiked him off) with a 3 rating. I'd have done better if he'd got himself sent off in the first minute.

    That was the only game he ever played for Derby...next transfer window I sold him at a loss to some team in Europe!

  26. #26
    Amateur
    Join Date
    18th November 2007
    Posts
    48

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bongo-Bongo:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mike7077:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klimowicz:
    tragically impressive.

    Glenn Helder was about that good at Arsenal iirc. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Helder was bad, but as Man. United fan, I'm still haunted by the Kleberson/Djemba-Djemba period. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Count yourself lucky. At least you've not had to endure Igor Biscan, Djimi Traore, Antonio Nunez, Erik Meijer, Sean Dundee, Josemi, Karl-Heinz Riedle, Pellegrino, Phil Babb and many more that of the top of my head, I can't think of. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGOR!!!!!!

  27. #27
    Third Team
    Join Date
    7th March 2007
    Location
    Pro-consumer, anti-DRM. Never be satisfied with any answer. Dig until you drop.
    Posts
    6,670

    Default

    2 key passes and 75.9% passing rate for someone likely to be crossing (mixed bag) or long passing (mixed bag), and he gets a 1?

    I clean out my games regularly so I lost the match reports. But I reduced a poor opposition full-back to a 1 while the rest of the team had 5s and 6s at one time. He was responsible for all 5 goals I scored against them; he had less than 40% successful passes, picked up a yellow card and was lucky not to be sent off. Lesson: Never put a full-back with a tackling of 2, marking of 3 and aggression of 19 against a winger like Ronaldo.

  28. #28
    Part-timer
    Join Date
    18th May 2007
    Location
    Portman Road, Ipswich.
    Posts
    1,635

    Default

    Have you seen the teams that he got the worst ratings in?

    They are all grey Ireland teams, which pretty much means that Jimbo gets creamed 10-0, 10-1 each time.

    So no wonder that player gets such a poor rating.

  29. #29
    Youth Team
    Join Date
    21st January 2005
    Location
    I used to chase eggs. Now I am just trying not to respond to eegits.
    Posts
    4,858

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by happy slappy:
    Have you seen the teams that he got the worst ratings in?

    They are all grey Ireland teams, which pretty much means that Jimbo gets creamed 10-0, 10-1 each time.

    So no wonder that player gets such a poor rating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    True.

    But, (and it's a big but), other players who played in the same games didn't do nearly so bad, (despite doing VERY badly).

    I rested most senior players and played a mixture of Reserves and U18's.

    This guy was just pants.

  30. #30
    Banned
    Join Date
    3rd July 2007
    Location
    VALE-on-Trent
    Posts
    5,546

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mike7077:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klimowicz:
    tragically impressive.

    Glenn Helder was about that good at Arsenal iirc. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Helder was bad, but as Man. United fan, I'm still haunted by the Kleberson/Djemba-Djemba period. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
    So you wont want reminding about the Taibi phase then?

  31. #31
    Reserves
    Join Date
    20th May 2006
    Location
    Prettier than Luke Chadwick... Just
    Posts
    10,156

    Default

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Suge:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mike7077:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klimowicz:
    tragically impressive.

    Glenn Helder was about that good at Arsenal iirc. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Helder was bad, but as Man. United fan, I'm still haunted by the Kleberson/Djemba-Djemba period. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
    So you wont want reminding about the Taibi phase then? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'll take a reminder of his Man-Of-The-Match performance at Anfield whenever you like.

  32. #32
    Banned
    Join Date
    3rd July 2007
    Location
    VALE-on-Trent
    Posts
    5,546

    Default

    I think he had a better game at Stamford Bridge. My Nan could of tucked one past him that day.

  33. #33
    Part-Timer
    Join Date
    7th April 2007
    Location
    Vienna, Austria
    Posts
    1,210

    Default

    Are his stats considerably worse than everyone else's? Can you post a screen shot of them please?

Closed Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts