plebbo_dom Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Dear all. I've only had one relationship my whole life but that one ended in 2006. Since then I've had no luck whatsoever with any other girls anymore. I don't know what the real problem is. I'm quite a sociable person tbh and I don't really have problems talking to anyone, and yet each time it seems that I'd break my duck and begin a new relationship I'd make some silly screw ups and end up spoiling the whole build-up. Pretty much like Arsenal playing fancy footie in the opponent's final third and when Fabregas hits an inch perfect through ball for Adebayor he'd miss from 1 yard out, literally that was my experience in the last 2 years, missing from close range. What sort of training schedule would you lads suggest I put myself onto if say my current ability is Flair - 18/20 Creativity - 20/20 Eccentricity - 20/20 One on One - 18/20 Tackling - 15/20 Aggression - 15/20 Determination - 17/20 Great mental stats I reckon but really dismal finishing ability Finishing - 3/20:( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamselv Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 High stats in eccentricity and aggression might be your problem. However it should be pretty obvious that you simply need to start training finishing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 You haven't told us your hidden attributes. Whilst you likely have 20 in ambition, you need to check your ratings in sportsmanship, coping under pressure, playing big games and self-delusion (the last one being a VERY hidden attribute). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanista1994 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 It's your tactics, mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftg87 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 It's your tactics, mate. 1st time in a while that has actually been funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy38 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Serious advice: Be an arsehole. Girls say they want a nice guy just like they say size doesn't matters - They lie. Also they manipulate feelings, so you're going to have to adapt. Treat them like crap and you'll get more attention. One girl wasn't interested me at all, as soon as I started calling her things like (insert 4 swear words here), though not for angry reasons, just fof the cuff, she digged me. No, it's not logical, but girls aren't logical and they like to hurt themselves, they want to be the victim but not solve the problem. Also never, ever offer a girl a drink. They'll want the drinks, not you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesarius Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Off the ball I bet youre always caught offside Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4457 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I love this thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Ozzy - you're a mile offside there mate! On further reflection I suspect that your problem is that you rate your technical attributes over your mental ones - less of the dribbling and first touch, and don't make so many passes is my advice; you might benefit from getting an older tutor to help raise your attributes in decision-making, composure and influence, and don't forget key PPMs - learn to avoid diving into tackles and play your way out of trouble. Whilst you'll want to get forward whenever possible and get into the opponent's area, make sure you beat the off-side trap. Finally, don't scrimp on the contract - girls always like to be assured that they are a key player and appreciate all kinds of bonus clauses - an appearance fee goes down well; it buys all that makeup and new frocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy38 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I'm completely right, at least if you're in Oxfordshire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillsminnow Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Stop comparing yourself to a computer game, chicks don't dig that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plebbo_dom Posted December 25, 2008 Author Share Posted December 25, 2008 @ozzy it'll be helpful if you start giving your advice in football manager terms otherwise some members might have trouble understanding what your actually saying (including yours truly) @phnompenhandy Great piece of advice there mate I agree that I need learn how to "play myself out of trouble" more What about closing-down and tight marking? Should I set both to "always"? I also reckon I probably need to start learning to "beat man repeatedl" and "shoots whenever possible" But then again yeh it's back to the technical area - my finishing skill is simply disgraceful. In simpler terms, How do you turn Ade Akinbiyi into a world beating and top class "player"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eXistenZ Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Stop comparing yourself to a computer game, chicks don't dig that. True. You can always try FIFAM, in that game you can have a wife and kids. Or buy the sims, you can get even laid there in real-time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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