John Paul Remington Posted October 22, 2005 Author Share Posted October 22, 2005 The Scots Sunday Clan, lower league management at its best is back. Once again taking on the lowest depths of Scottish football, no money, no players and very little fans only your managerial ability will save you. Taking on the hardest challenge on the LLM online scene maybe its bravery, maybe it’s a little bit of madness, more than likely the drink but it’s a challenge we’re up for and ready to tackle head on. Starting once again in the Scots 3rd Division these brave soul from across the globe will challenge to rule Scottish football and bring the glory days back to the SPL. Full Clan rules, information, applications and some drunken rants will be available on the Clan Website, http://www.sundayclan.co.uk. Match updates and managerial assassinations to follow on this thread. As the late Great Bill Shankly once said about the Legend, “Jock, you are immortal now “ Can any of us get even close ?????? Clan Status The Scots Sunday Clan is currently full, so sorry no asking for a spot places, the clan will follow the forum rules and only recruit from the available players thread and applications will only be accepted via our website. Form only available when places are available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 The Scots Sunday Clan, lower league management at its best is back. Once again taking on the lowest depths of Scottish football, no money, no players and very little fans only your managerial ability will save you. Taking on the hardest challenge on the LLM online scene maybe its bravery, maybe it’s a little bit of madness, more than likely the drink but it’s a challenge we’re up for and ready to tackle head on. Starting once again in the Scots 3rd Division these brave soul from across the globe will challenge to rule Scottish football and bring the glory days back to the SPL. Full Clan rules, information, applications and some drunken rants will be available on the Clan Website, http://www.sundayclan.co.uk. Match updates and managerial assassinations to follow on this thread. As the late Great Bill Shankly once said about the Legend, “Jock, you are immortal now “ Can any of us get even close ?????? Clan Status The Scots Sunday Clan is currently full, so sorry no asking for a spot places, the clan will follow the forum rules and only recruit from the available players thread and applications will only be accepted via our website. Form only available when places are available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 \o/ Back with a bang. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie\'s Lovechild Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Which preferably isnt caused by a rucksack left on the Glasgow Underground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce_g Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 id like to join your clan but could not find application on the website, and is the clan going to be playin with FM2006? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie\'s Lovechild Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bruce_g: id like to join your clan but could not find application on the website, and is the clan going to be playin with FM2006? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> The Scots Sunday Clan is currently full, so sorry no asking for a spot places, the clan will follow the forum rules and only recruit from the available players thread and applications will only be accepted via our website. Form only available when places are available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted October 23, 2005 Author Share Posted October 23, 2005 The Clan Team Draw It was in hushed silence as Iain Stewart approached the podium with the two text files in hand, Mr McGuinness please Join me on stage. Mr McGuinness will preceed over tonights draw and ensure a fair and just draw takes place. Now will Mr Toner and Mr Orr please join me and for the purpose of the draw Mr Orr will select a player number and Mr Toner a team number. Silence please, Steve sit down. And To The Draw <pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> 4 + 7 Az, Arbroath 10 + 1 Sav, East Fife 8 + 4 Iain, Berwick 1 + 5 Chris, East Stirling 9 + 3 Matt, Cowdenbeath 3 + 6 Gaz, Elgin 7 + 10 Davie, Albion 2 + 8 Stevie "bod", Stenhousemuir 6 + 2 Nuke, Montrose 5 + 9 Steve, Queens Park </pre> And that concludes the draw for The Scots Sunday Clan 2006, I'd like to thank Mr Orr, Mr McGuinness and Mr Toner for their help, Steve please sit down, Security to the main stage please........ Thank you all for attending, game rules and details will be set in stone over the next few days and kick off date annouced, asap.... Basically were watching another online game thats crashed already Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Christ, you could smell the balls burning they were that hot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by John Paul Remington: It was in hushed silence as Iain Stewart approached the podium with the two text files in hand, Mr McGuinness please Join me on stage. Mr McGuinness will preceed over tonights draw and ensure a fair and just draw takes place. Now will Mr Toner and Mr Orr please join me and for the purpose of the draw Mr Orr will select a player number and Mr Toner a team number. Silence please, Steve sit down. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> More people there making the draw than the SFA use Good luck lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie\'s Lovechild Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jimbhoy: More people there making the draw than the SFA use Good luck lads. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Get your arse back into the online game Jimbo. We need someone to blame the testers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lambie's Lovechild: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jimbhoy: More people there making the draw than the SFA use Good luck lads. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Get your arse back into the online game Jimbo. We need someone to blame the testers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm gonna give the game a month of play testing have a wee read of how new FM06 games are going and then hopefully find a clan to join. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 Well Jimbo, you know the scots clan will always have a wee place for the oldest member of the Two Eight One One Club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Isn't Jim the oldest member of all his clubs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by John Paul Remington: Well Jimbo, you know the scots clan will always have a wee place for the oldest member of the Two Eight One One Club. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It will be my first port of call. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevethedog: Isn't Jim the oldest member of all his clubs? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> You'll have to ask the testers that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sav112 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Thoght Gaz would have been on today. bet its the ISP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stabwest Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 big kick off tomorrow then ???? what time iain do you need us to be in Mirc? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 OK lads, You want to kick on tonight? Mirc for half 5 will do then, wasn't sure how the other game was running so was planning on letting it run for a bit first, but if we're all ready to rock and roll might as well just get started. You can catch me on msn or mirc throught out th day lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muck9 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Can I join? Live in Scotland too if that makes any difference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 Sorry bud, currently full all ten places are taken at the moment. When season 1 is over and there is some promotions and job changes we'll look at expanding then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 This running tonight Iain? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Heh didn't realise it was the 30th and you'd posted today. I'm still drunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 hey hey, don't worry so am I, we have drunk host, danger drunk host ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 The Line up for the Scots Sunday Clan 2006 is as follows. Az Sav Iain ( aka JPR the host ) Chris Matt Gaz Davie Bod Nuke Steve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevethedog: Heh didn't realise it was the 30th and you'd posted today. I'm still drunk </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Drunk and you have East Stirling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Toner Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 "Who? Elgin City?, that cant be right awww man" the new man charged with raising Elgin from the depths of the 3rd division was overheard proclaiming. Looking around the squad not one player stands out, when you have a forward who can't score and a central defender who can't tackle you know there is gonna be some problems. With no money to spend it's going to be a tough job for the gaffers in the 3rd but with a smile and a grunt most of them seem to have got on with it. Toner however after watching Elgin in training was pretty much looking at the jobs page already. Time will tell if he can do anything with the current crop of neverwillbe's or wheter he will jump ship given the chance, one things for sure they are fun times ahead at Elgin shitty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Hello, my name is Chris Nicol and i'm the new manager of East Stirlingshire Football Club. I've got ambitions for the club and for my managerial career. I want to be in the SPL and i'd love to be there with the Shire. First of all with the Shire we have to try not to finish in 10th place 20 points of 9th. Having looked at the players I know some upheaval is required, the lads need trained and the squad needs some class. I'll do my upmost to acheive this and hopefully we can have some good times down Firs Park way in the not to distant future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 "Full house ! beat that Rab, whit you canny you say eh, thought you could play poker." laughs Stewart as he slams his card down. "Right you oh me £1200, cough up. whit you mean you canny?" spat Stewart "How about a job?" Stuttered Robert Wilson. "Whit kinda job, that wee fitba team of yours eh, manager, well I've always fancied it" smiled Stewart. And thats how me Iain Stewart became the new gaffer of Berwick Rangers, in the Scottish 3rd Division. However after taking my 1st training session and watch some friendlies, the complete lack of cash for transfers or wages, I'm beginning to think that Mr Wilson took me for a right mug ! Well its a challange. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted November 1, 2005 Author Share Posted November 1, 2005 New Berwick Rangers Gaffer Iain Stewart Sporting his favourite good luck tammy proudly pose's for the Berwick Ranger Season 05/06 Team Photograph. When pushed on his expectation for the season, Stewart just smilied and said. "Why not, Promotion !" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sav112 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Manager Robertson looked at the team on the training pitch, ball’s he thought to himself. This was going to be a huge task but one he needed to cut his teeth as a new Manager. No less than nine new managers were joining him in the Scots third. Robertson picked up the phone “Can the Club Scouts be brought in for a meeting?†Secretary “Scouts Sir, hmmm we have Mark Allan. I’ll get him to come in†Robertson “We have one Scout, great†The manager looked up some available Staff and made some calls, he’d need at least two new faces to start building. Scouting would be key with a budget of six thousands but by the end of the day he’d got two in. This was going to be a steep learning curve indeed, but at least most of the new managers were in the same boat, and a shaky one at that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 You're in the Scottish 3rd division Sav, not at Chelski any more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie\'s Lovechild Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Aye , hes mair likely to have Adrian Sprott upfront than Adriano That said , im mair likely to have a Baptist in midfield than Baptista Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 6 grand ! 6 grand and your moaning ! I got a tracksuit tap and and pat on the back, the most i can offer staff wages is £65 yes thats right £65. I hope to god you lot canny do much better and I'm done for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 My lads are on £20 a week. I can't offer much more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard thomson Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 always knew ian was a closet ger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sav112 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Aye changed day’s, I could not even afford to buy Adriano’s packed lunch. But hey at least I’ll no be the first to jump ship there’s some with the life jackets on already I bet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard thomson Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 good luck lads but shame your down loads of the regular faces only really know bod now! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stabwest Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 won't be on tonight , driving up to London village , more tham likey i won't be back before midnight, just about to leave now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Sorry Lads, can't host tonight, something has come up that I need to attended to so won't be able to host. really sorry about short notice but thing will be cool from next week. Cheers Iain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennan Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Hell Ian long time no see, glad to see your game is still on the go m8, is Turps still around these days? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 Dennan hows it going bud, very long time, still in the band ? Going well a hope. Spoke to turps a few months back, last I've heard from him, told me he was moving into the country for a bit of the peacefull life, all the best to him a say. Games just back up after a wee break, but had to call of sunday there due to a wee work emergancy being thrown on me, but back to normal this weekend, LLM at its best bud ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennan Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Glad you are still going strong#! Yeh last i heard turps was moving house anyway, yeh still in a band and that m8, and also doing bloody nightshift so no time for a clan game wich is a bitch.. Anyway need to catch ya on msn for a catch up soon, tarra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie\'s Lovechild Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Stenny Superstars on Strike? The appointment of Stevie "Bod" McGuinness to the charge of Larberts finest was, to say the least, a little controversial. The fact he had no management experience except in online football management games was a little suspect, the fact the dietician he brought in was a drinking buddie from Toryglen and immediately put everyone onto a Fish Supper & Red Kola diet concerned a few players, and when he announced he was bringing in a "Sports Psychologist" because the players seemed to be losing their focus, all hell broke loose. Especially when the Sports Psychologist turned out to be Jock Brown. "Look, theres nobody at this club works harder than me, I spend several hours each day working out ways to say things in an even more verbose manner, and I can assure you that nobody here is in danger of being sold at the moment" "Hawd on a minute" sais JP McBride, "Who said anything about sales? Youre supposed to motivate us to improve oor gemme, youre gonna be the man that tells us how to focus on the challenge ahead and be first to every ball, never give up, never surrender". Brown took out his notepad. "McBride - Closet Hun, has an obsession with not surrendering". "Look lad, youve played with the finest players of a generation at Celtic Park, and been part of the biggest revolution at the club in history. I mean, you played with the likes of Simon Donnelly , Steve Fulton , Gary Gillespie, and you even once got on the end of a Stuart Slater cross. You dont need me to tell you how to motivate yourself. Just keep telling yourself theres plenty in the biscuit tin to cover your wages, you wont be sold *cough*traded*cough* and the club is on a solid financial footing and aiming high for the season" "Broon , youre fulla ****. Ive seen mair motivation far a dead pidgeon on a railway line. Lads, ive heard enough of this *****. Either they sack this bampot or we dont play for the club" "Youll be breaching your contract McBride. Youll never play top class football in this country again!" screamed Brown, failing to realise that European Football at Ochilview was already pretty thin on the ground, and the last cup lifted here was in the boardroom when he had his coffee this morning. "And wheres the coach. The gaffer. Hes been at the club now for nearly 6 weeks and naebody's seen him. Even wee McGrillen thinks thats a bit daft, and he worked under Ivano Bonetti." "The Gaffer" explained Brown "Is utilising the clubs significant budget to go on a worldwide scouting mission to strengthen the squad. His knowledge of world football can only be good for this club" McBride squinted towards the office. He was sure he could see someone in there. The wee guy was on a computer and could be seen going red in the face and hitting the screen. The penny dropped. "Ya lying bastard" he screamed "Hes in there playing FM06 isnt he. His scouting network revolves around the Good Player Guide, and his extensive budget is the club paying for a 1 meg broadband connection. Thats it, im gone, this clubs away to hell, and im no staying to be part of it." Brown got out the notepad and ticked off the next name. "McBride. £300 a week : removed. Next highest earner : McGrillen - £275 a week." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Beautiful Bod. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie\'s Lovechild Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Wont be here Sunday lads , ive got an 18th to go to in Liverpool, and ill be there a few days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 Cool, enjoy bod and cheers for letting me know have a good one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlmcgregor Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 good bit of banter im in rics game and cant wait? how u guys all gettin on in the league Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 Ok lads, we're on for sunday 6pm kick off. Game up from 5:30pm for Training and Tactics, we continue 6pm sharp so get in early and lets get moving and get a few games down. Games going well mate, mostly established players here and we've known each other a while so the banter is always healthy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stabwest Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 the former Faifley Colts all-star was offered the hot seat at Cliftonhill speaking on Radio Scotland the former Faifley Colt player was stating his desire to lead the Coatbridge club to the next level, actually winning a game. off-air Richard Gordon - keep this short ok , jesus your only the Albion Rovers gaffer, hardly the job of the century Davie Orr - aye whit ever, ya ginga tit on-air RG - so Dave great to have you on the show DO - aye nice to be back in Scotland again RG - you spend a few years in England , do you think its helped you alot, in your style of management?? DO - naw , just gave me a dodgy twang to my accent ,my love RG - ho ho hes a funny guy , over to you Jim off-air Jim Spence - did he call you a ginga tit, Richard?? RG - yes[as the fists being to fly] tbc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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