JoeR247 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Football_manager i dont know if anybody here has seen this website but i came across it the other day at college and found some funny things on it and had an idea to look for FM delighted.png my favourite bit is the commentary about the goal keeper "Oh no! The keeper is an immigrant" Also on the chelsea page i found this 8. Fat Frank Lumpalard Fat Frank is most famous for winning Major League Eating's World Series a record six consective times. Having reached the pinnacle of professional eating, Frank embarked on his footballing career, and today is most famous for shooting on average over 200 times per match. Some have compared his shooting tactic to that of the US Army - eventually one of them has to hit a large Arab nation. Fat Frank currently holds the Chel$ki recored for most number of deflections leading to a goal, with 36 (34 of those being off his own arse). He came through the youth system at West Ham, however, upon realising that he wasn't actually going to be paid in ham in the first team, he sought a transfer to Chel$ki. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreaded Walrus Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Football_manageri dont know if anybody here has seen this website but i came across it the other day at college and found some funny things on it and had an idea to look for FM delighted.png my favourite bit is the commentary about the goal keeper "Oh no! The keeper is an immigrant" Also on the chelsea page i found this 8. Fat Frank Lumpalard Fat Frank is most famous for winning Major League Eating's World Series a record six consective times. Having reached the pinnacle of professional eating, Frank embarked on his footballing career, and today is most famous for shooting on average over 200 times per match. Some have compared his shooting tactic to that of the US Army - eventually one of them has to hit a large Arab nation. Fat Frank currently holds the Chel$ki recored for most number of deflections leading to a goal, with 36 (34 of those being off his own arse). He came through the youth system at West Ham, however, upon realising that he wasn't actually going to be paid in ham in the first team, he sought a transfer to Chel$ki. Uncyclopedia is excellent. Some of the pages can be absolute rubbish though, especially the football related ones. It all depends on whether the person who wrote them has a sense of humour or not. Basically, it's intended as a light-hearted parody of Wikipedia. Some of their best articles are here, here, and here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBlade Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/3D_glasses Is the best article in the universe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreaded Walrus Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/3D_glassesIs the best article in the universe. Yes. There are some absolute corkers on there. Actually, most of the articles in that category are at least slightly amusing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Younger Crayola Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 The page on alliteration is one of the best things I've ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy38 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I've made a couple of pages on there. One was about a troll on GameFAQs' Soccer board (thankfully I've left that poor site) and another was about Darijo Srna, but was to do with the same troll (the troll insulted the articles because they "weren't accurate" and were "lies". These were articles about time-travelling clones. >_>). They were well received. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakers Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Football_manageri dont know if anybody here has seen this website but i came across it the other day at college and found some funny things on it and had an idea to look for FM delighted.png my favourite bit is the commentary about the goal keeper "Oh no! The keeper is an immigrant" Also on the chelsea page i found this 8. Fat Frank Lumpalard Fat Frank is most famous for winning Major League Eating's World Series a record six consective times. Having reached the pinnacle of professional eating, Frank embarked on his footballing career, and today is most famous for shooting on average over 200 times per match. Some have compared his shooting tactic to that of the US Army - eventually one of them has to hit a large Arab nation. Fat Frank currently holds the Chel$ki recored for most number of deflections leading to a goal, with 36 (34 of those being off his own arse). He came through the youth system at West Ham, however, upon realising that he wasn't actually going to be paid in ham in the first team, he sought a transfer to Chel$ki. That sounds like it was written by a ten year old with the intelligence of a badly disabled camel. Either that or a ten year old West Ham fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftg87 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 That sounds like it was written by a ten year old with the intelligence of a badly disabled camel. Either that or a ten year old West Ham fan. Surely they are one and the same? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakers Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Surely they are one and the same? Well..if you say so. I don't have the greatest opinion of the average West Ham fan tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftg87 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Well..if you say so. I've had the misfortune to stroll into the wrong part of London after West Ham have been beaten at home, let's just say I wasn't made to feel welcome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 best quote on that page has to be "Losing to Grimsby is generally accepted as the lowest a user can get since this involves being utterly ****." Now that is Just class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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