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Benitez demands patch for Keane....


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Newsflash from Real Life News:

Liverpool Manager Rafael Benitez today demanded that the F.A. and the Premier League release a patch for Robbie Keane as he hasn't "scored in ages". Benitez explained "I paid 20 million for Keane in the summer, and he is awful. Like those nice chaps what moan about FM09, I demand that this is sorted immediately". Benitez concluded "as for Torres, he is ALWAYS injured - is this a bug?"

The Spaniard muttered something about these press conferences being boring and repetitive, and stormed out.......

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