steviejay Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I challenge anyone to get a worse goal than this one. Glasgow Rangers, playing Barcelona at Ibrox. quiet game, 0-0 at half time. nothing of note until the 65th minute when my defender passes the ball back to the goal keeper 63:36 Fair enough I say, a quick boot up the field to get the game going again... or........ not.... 63:45 Not only does the keeper hold onto the ball...... but the Barcalona players are apparently inviting him on! He waits....... and waits ........ and waits........ at which point he does the most manly thing he can think of............. and has a siezure. 63:59 Bojan, the heartless swine that he is, decides to take advantage of poor old Alan's dilema with the tongue biting and what not and remembers that they're all playing to win..... so off he runs and not only takes the ball off McGregor BUT..... 64:05 Performs a 'perfect sliding tackle' on him for good measure. He runs away to celebrate, Alan recovers just in time to hear his manager's teeth grind. He tries to laugh but realises that what he just did is about as funny as shooting pains up the left arm and the Rangers fans all die a little inside. Final score, 0-1. Thanks Alan.- And an honourable mention to my back 4 who kept a perfect line whilst my goalkeeper was getting mugged :-\ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 The slide tackle just slayed me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenom84 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 :thup: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftg87 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Absolutely stunning mate, gotta be one of the funniest things I've seen for a bit, I would advise giving your back four a raise though, sticking to formation like that even whilst their goalie was having his handbag nicked by an insolent little Spaniard, top work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky2009 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 hahaha, happened to me too, almost exactly. I was so angry, but I couldnt help but laugh thinking that this could possibly ever happen in a pro match. In mine, the my defender attempted to pass the ball back to the goalie; the goalie made a diving attempt at the ball, misses and the ball rolled into the goal. At least for me I was able to tie it up 1-1. Sorry to hear about the loss, mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 The keepers do need a LOT of work done to them! Come on SI sort it out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack_man Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 My keeper (legdzins sp?) scored a a goal kick yesterday and it didnt even bounce over the other keeper :o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daley Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I had a really bad one with Ben Foster for Man Utd, the AI got posession deep in their half, played a ball to the centre circle then their MC played a long ball over the top of my defence for their FC to run onto. Foster was standing on the edge of the penalty spot and when the ball was played he turned and started running back towards the goal, he let the ball bounce (as it had been over hit and the FC was still 10 yards outside the box) just inside the area (why didn't he just catch it from where he stood originally?) then he started running on the spot around the six yard line, the ball hit him on the back (he was still facing the goal) and fell into the path of the AI's FC who hadn't stopped running who slotted the ball home! That made it 1-1 but fortunately we went on to win the game 2-1 but I was not amused! Sorry about the lack of screen shots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyrley_saddler Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I had this happen not long ago. Ball passed back to my keeper, so he walks it out until he's about 10 yards out of his area and then just stands still. The striker then tackles him and rolls it into an empty net. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUF Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 At about the 89th minute: My goalkeeper catches an over hit pass, beating the on rushing forward. The forward stands in front of my goalkeeper, who decides he can clear the ball by kicking at the forward - they are standing almost face to face. The ball bounces into the net and I lose 1-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
saulty2805 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 My keeper (legdzins sp?) scored a a goal kick yesterday and it didnt even bounce over the other keeper :o Is this Adam?? If so, he is an amazing keeper well, he is for BSS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayernMB Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 It's just your tactics... Impressive how your back 4 held their formation tough... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sy13 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Where did you get that skin from and how do I install it? It's really nice... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli90 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Shame you werent against my Sevilla team really. My strikers would have missed from there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Lol I had a bad one myself. The opposition goalkepper layed the ball down on the floor to kick it but never did, then Kaka came out of nowhere running to the ball and fired to finally score, all this while the goalkepper layed there motionless. I was happy though it was his 20th goal of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat_Aj999 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I've had 3 of these in the last 3 matches with Basso at Bristol City. The worst one coming against fulham, Basso got the ball from a back pass in acres of space, I'm there saying 'boot it, just boot it!' he hesitates, Andy Johnson closes him down, Basso kicks it at him, it bounces over Basso's head, hits the bar, then hits his arse and goes in. He did something similar in a game against Blackburn where I lost 5-4. I dropped him after..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dufcterror Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like it, it does happen in real life or we wouldn't have all the clanger dvds cluttering shops shelves for christmas. Maybe when it happens to me I won't like it so much though.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviejay Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 The Skin's called rinnakkain or it's by rinnakkain, something like that. I agree its the type of thing that would appear on a clanger dvd but the sheer fact that my GK seemed to just stop the ball and then stop. One thing I did notice which you can't see in the pics was that once he got the ball his little 'feet' sort of start to shake from side to side as if he got stuck in a loop as to who to pass it to, and in the end he got it taken off him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmfarey Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Thats brilliant, actually crying with laughter at your commentary!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerdMuller Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Look at the second goal: http://www.speedshare.org/download.php?id=BA06638B13 I think i won the challenge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Y P Z Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 HAHAHAH, wow, I hope you shipped your GK off to the crappiest team that made an offer when you transfer listed him for $0! That should be fitting punishment. "I've had 3 of these in the last 3 matches with Basso at Bristol City. The worst one coming against fulham, Basso got the ball from a back pass in acres of space, I'm there saying 'boot it, just boot it!' he hesitates, Andy Johnson closes him down, Basso kicks it at him, it bounces over Basso's head, hits the bar, then hits his arse and goes in. He did something similar in a game against Blackburn where I lost 5-4. I dropped him after....." That had me laughing out loud also. My worst goal was something like this. Robert Green goes for the goalkick, somehow manages to hit the opposing striker in the back of the head or something, who then lobs it over my keeper and scores. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Great thread, thanks for this I bet you wasn't as cheerful now as you was when it happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shunt Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 This is a live version of your blooper, fast forward to 77th minute! Put it in C:\Documents\Sports Interactive\Football Manager 2009\matches and View game from the main menu. The press comment is funny though "a well executed finish" He even had a 7.3 rating at full time On the funny end, I had this kind of situation in my advantage too, the goalie decided to take a quick kick up front but he shot straight at my striker and the ball went in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juncopartner Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 I had the exact same thing happen early in an important match - I was so frustrated I just shut the game down and pretended it never happened. Shameful I know. Is there a thread for me to enjoy other's tales of the absurd nearpost own goals that the keepers just allow to roll in time after time? It's like someone at SI has set 'backpass paranoia' to 200 instead of 10. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunderland's number nine Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 I had my left back Matty Paine and my keeper Jay Lord pull the Robinson vs. Croatia once. They were both BSS players, though, so I wasn't too angry about it. Just a bit annoyed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
massive_genius Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 I challenge anyone to get a worse goal than this one. I dunno about worst goal ever but I can definitely do you one better for dumbest goalkeeping of all time. Seriously, if you can figure out what Ochoa is thinking here I will award you a cash prize Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Girondins Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 i laughed so hard my ribs hurt!! :D:D:thup: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlutoLongneck Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 That's nothing, compared to my dimwit keeper. He got a safe ball back from midline, then waddles out to the corner of the penalty area, where he just should shoot the darn ball up field. No, he falls over, just like that with noone close and the attacking striker runs and runs and gets there first, hits it, post in. I have to check shoe-string quality before the games now! So much to do, so much to do for a manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters76 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Massive genius, that was hillarious. I had this wierd goal against me where Their player had the ball on the edge of the box and for two minutes of gametime (not kidding) he has just standing there holding the ball while three of my players circled him for 2 minutes, they just kept running around him about 2 yards sway from him. After they did this for two minutes 3 of them and none of them put any pressure on him or tackle him, they just ran around him Anyway, after 2 minutes of this he lofts it into the top corner. Not to mention the keepers not being able to estmate ball bouncing and let the ball bound over them from a 60 yard long ball pass. Most of the time the games looks like it's played by some Womens under 12 team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
randominator Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 I dunno about worst goal ever but I can definitely do you one better for dumbest goalkeeping of all time. Seriously, if you can figure out what Ochoa is thinking here I will award you a cash prize LOL I laughed so hard that it actually hurt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macco88 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 The keepers do need a LOT of work done to them! Come on SI sort it out yea i know there was one where my keeper caught the ball in a crowed penalty area. Then threw it off their striker who was like 5 or 6 yards away from him, and went in our net for a 1 each draw lol was in like the 85th min aswell nearly cried:( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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