Chingchong Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I wrote this little ditty whilst waiting to get FM running, hopefully it will get you lads through this, our longest night! Well you were born to stop pirates or some other. When I heard about you I said "Oh brother!" Your name is Uniloc, Unicoc. It never suited ya. Oh they thought that when you went up, we'd get authenticated, and never split up. Ohhh We never did it!, although often I thought of it!!! Oh Uniloc, do you recall? Your telephone line was very small, made me hit my head against the wall. When I came around to call, you didn't notice me at all!!!!! I said let's all meet up in the year 3000. Won't it be strange when we're all fully Authenticated!. Phone line don't work between 2 o'clock and by the fountain down the road. I never knew that you'd stop working I wouldn be FMing down here on my own on that damp and lonely Friday years ago. Did they put other activation systems to the test?. but Miles said that your were the best! Ohh SI all loved you but you was a mess. I had to watch them trying to get your problems readdressed. Got an engaged tone but that was as far as it went. I used to get through sometimes but it meant, oh it meant nothing to you, cos you were so popular!! (so popular you wouldn't actually work). "Refrain" (from calling Uniloc if you can help it!) I said let's all meet up in the year 3000. Won't it be strange when we're all fully authenticated. Phone lines don't work between 2 o'clock and I'm full of woe!!. I never knew that you'd stop working I would be FMing down here on my own, on that damp and lonely Friday years ago. Oh what are you doing Sunday baby. Would you like to try and authenticate me maybe? I can't even ring you baby! Ohhh ooh ooh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh. What are you doing Sunday baby. Would you like to come and authenticate me maybe? I can't even ring you baby!. Ooh ooh oh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh. Oh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridleys Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Who or what is 'Uniloc'? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bell Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Its one of the authentication options. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I found that very funny. I think it helps if you're familiar with the song 'Disco 2000' by Pulp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Bayliss Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 so Uni-fail isnt working either? I thought it was just SuxAnchor! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chingchong Posted November 16, 2008 Author Share Posted November 16, 2008 Happy to hear it's brought a smile to some faces! No malice meant fellas though, I spent many a night over a hot Amiga 500 editing in the real names of the crazy gang on CM so all this DRM muck doesn't phase me. And as an added bonus from all this is I've decided to pull a sickie Monday and leave my work right in the lurch!! Jeremy Kyle and FM here I come!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Aja Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Very good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamselv Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Brilliant. I think Chingchong could end up getting a record deal for that. Just make sure you contact Pulp and get the royalties sorted out first So, who'll be the first to make a recording of it and get it uploaded? so Uni-fail isnt working either? I thought it was just SuxAnchor! "Uni-fail" is the creator of "SuxAnchor" to use your own terms. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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