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As some of you will already know, walcotts wonderkids has made an imaginary league with some extraordinary teams in it, with the aim of seeing how they do in the league. It has replaced league two in the English League pyramid.

I am going to play this save, running a large database with leagues loaded down to the extreme league, and will update yearly, until a team wins the premiership or all the teams get relegated down to the conference. I will start by introducing everyone to the teams.

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So without any more delays, lets meet the teams…..

The 24 clubs in the CSE League

The 24 clubs have split down into several categories to aid for comparative / differential purposes. Where clubs have been given players, I have also provided a screenie of a striker at said club, to help you get a better understanding of the quality / attributes of the side.

Class 1: Financial Variables

1. Billionaires XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: Ambitious, impatience sugardaddy chairman.

Questions

Or will the club end up giving large wages to useless players?

How long will any manager survive if they don’t live up to expectations?

2. Wealthy Donor XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: Wealthy, loyal Chairman who wants to look after his staff.

Questions

Will the immense loyalty of the chairman lead to him losing a lot of money if he puts his faith in a dud manager who brings in poor players?

3. Admin Idols XI

CLub Info

Extreme Feature: Negative £2.5m bank balance with a £10 loan to the bank outstanding.

Questions

Will the clubs perilous financial state affect the quality of players they can bring in?

Will the club go into administration or can the club start to make a profit going forward?

4. Athletic Amateurs

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The club begins with amateur status

Questions

How long will it take for the club to turn semi-pro or go fully professional?

Will the club struggle to attract players initially if they remain as amateurs?

Class 2: Global Club Network Variables

5. Football Directory XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The club has struck a deal so that it has 3 parent clubs – Man Utd, Barcelona & Juventus, who are able to loan the club players.

Questions

How many players will the parent clubs donate to the League 2 side?

How good will these loan players be?

6. Mini Kiev XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: Has struck a deal with new parent club Shakhtar Donetsk, so that they provide financial help, have the same board and players can go on loan to England.

Questions

Will Shaktar donate players to this League 2 side?

How much financial support are they prepared to give them?

7. Euro Trip XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: This team has been awarded a place in the UEFA Cup for 2007/08

Questions

How far can this team get in the UEFA Cup?

Will the lure of European football in the first season attract another quality players to get them promotion?

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Class 3: Local Environment Variables

8. Kindergarten XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The club has been given a perfect training & youth facilities, along with a youth academy

Questions

Are top class training facilities enough to attract good players to the club?

Will the club even produce any decent youngsters?

9. Londinium XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The club has a massive 80,000 seater stadium with an average crowd of c.60,000.

Questions

Will the club’s extra income from gate receipts help them to buy better players?

10. Global Newspaper XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The club has been assigned a reputation of 10,000.

Questions

How much does reputation affect the quality of players they can attract?

If so, will any superstars be lured by a high rep club.

11. Happy Campers XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The club has preset with maximum morale.

Questions

How long will it take for morale to decrease?

Does general positive morale at a club really affect its performances on the pitch?

12. Satan XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: Every other club in the division has been set to dislike Satan XI

Questions

Will anyone want to join a club that is so despise by other teams?

How will Satan XI be able to cope with the fact that every game is a ‘derby’ game in the mind of the opposition?

13. Andorran XI

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The Andorran National team have decided to enter a club into League 2 in the hope to improve their national fortunes

Questions

How long will it take for the manager to get rid of / replace the Andorran players?

Will this have any link at all to the Andorran National team’s performances?

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Class 4: Player / Backroom Staff Variables

14. Civil War XI

Club Info

Civil War Stiker

Extreme Feature: The squad is comprised of talented players for this level of football, but within the squad there are several bouts of infighting amongst the players.

Questions

How many people will get hacked off with each other over the next season?

Will the team be able to play as one despite the hatred amongst the ranks of each other?

15. Dog & Duck XI

Club Info

Dog & Duck Striker

Extreme Feature: A stereotypical pub team – they play on an appalling pitch, are not very talented but make up for it with physical strength, aggression and knowing how to bully opponents off the ball.

Questions

Will they be able to win games by playing the classic long ball tactic against all the other more talented teams?

How many points will the team lose due to having a man sent off during games?

16. EPO Allstars XI

Club Info

EPO Striker

Extreme Feature: The side has been given 11 players who have tremendous pace and stamina, but lack technical ability?

Questions

Will the speed and workrate of the side overcome their technical inabilities?

How will they match up to the power and strength of the Dog & Duck XI?

17. Golden Oldies XI

Club Info

Squad List

Extreme Feature: A squad has been assembled of old players who once applied their trade in the top divisions of their respective leagues. A list of the squad members is listed above.

Questions

Will the team’s experience overcome their lack of speed and stamina?

Will these former stars have a personality clash now they are put all into the same team?

18. Utilities XI

Club Info

Utility Striker

Extreme Feature: The club has been given a goalie, plus 10 outfield players who can play in every position on the pitch.

Questions

Will the fact that every outfield player can play everywhere help or hinder the team?

Will the players switch position throughout the season?

19. Bottlers XI

Club Info

Bottlers Striker

Extreme Feature: A bunch of technically gifted footballers for this level of football, but are physically weak and mentally fragile.

Questions

Will technical ability overcome their weaknesses in over areas of the game?

What happens when they face a team like the Dog & Duck XI?

20. Hurricanes FC

Club Info

Hurricanes Striker

Extreme Feature: Inspired by the TV cartoon of yesteryear, the squad is full of future legends. What more can be said – its all in this video. They all have CAs of 150 and PAs of 200. However, the side does have a shocking backroom setup, will this stop them in their tracks?

Questions

What will happen when the 11 superstars get injured / suspended?

Will the poor quality backroom staff hinder their chances of promotion?

21. Backroom FC

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The club has been given a tremendous set of backroom staff – manager, assman, coaches, physio and scout.

Questions

Will the backroom staff be good enough to recruit a set of players and train them so that they can gain promotion against teams with better quality players?

What will happen once the decent backroom staff move on?

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Class 5: Control Variables

22. Control FC

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The side has no extreme features, the team has just average stats in everything. Run for fair test purposes.

Questions

How will a normal team with no stand out features get on in the league?

23. Synthetic Utd

Club Info

Extreme Feature: The club plays its home matches on a synthetic pitch

Questions

Does the game incorporate features of a synthetic pitch into the game or is it merely just a cosmetic feature?

24. Lincoln FC

Club Info

Extreme Feature: They are the only original League Two side left in the division

Questions

How will the existing club with a squad full of players cope against these newfangled clubs?

In addition to every club having a fierce dislike of Satan XI, I have edited the database to include the following rivalries:

Dog & Duck XI v Bottlers XI – strength and aggression versus technical ability

Dog & Duck XI v EPO Allstars XI – strength and aggression versus pure athleticism

Billionaires XI v Wealthy Donor XI – the battle of the billionaires

Billionaires XI v Athletic Amateurs XI - instant success versus playing the game for the love of it

Happy Campers XI v Civil War XI – high morale and happiness at the club versus infighting

Kindergarten XI v Golden Oldies XI – youth versus experience

Starting Club Value Levels for the CSE League

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No, not quite, as he is updating weekly and I am updating seasonally, which means that I could carry on for more seasons.

I'm not quite sure I understand you. So you're saying that you're using Walcotts database to run exactly the same experiment as him with the only two differences being that you're updating yours seasonally rather than weekly and you're putting yours in GQ rather than CSE?

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Yes, now you mention it it is remarkably similar, but his experiment appeared dead, as there are no posts for ages, and I thought that with a great database like that, it was a waste to have it rotting at the bottom of the CSE forums.

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End of season 1

Table:

So Global newspaper XI run away with it in the end, with 116 points, Golden Oldies fall away at the end but come second with 95 pts. While Hurricanes FC grab 3rd spot with 86pts, 5pts clear of Bottlers XI.

The promotion winning sides are finished with EPO Allstars, who beat Lincoln, the only normal team, in the playoff final.

Billionares XI make bottom spot their own, with only 27 points to their name, and Synthetic United go down with 3 games to go, with 43 points.

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Club updates.

Global newspaper XI

Despite running away with the league, they went through 4 different managers, Mourinho, Alan Daws(lasted 19 days, won them the league but then got sacked), Thomas Schaaf, and Barry Fry, they now have a normal chairman, as Chairman Global took control at Cardiff City. A hoarde of new players brought them unrivalled success in the league.

Golden Oldies XI

For months were right behind Global Newspaper XI, but after some injuries and some retirements, they fell away and came second.

Hurricanes FC

Their fantastic players were not good enough in the 1st half of the season, but some hirings and firings in the backroom setup, hauled them up the table into 3rd place. New manager Brian Laws got them playing good football, and they eventually won promotion ahead of the Bottlers.

Bottlers XI

A good start, but their terrible physical attributes meant that they succumbed to injury, and to EPO Allstars in the playoffs, in a penalty shootout, after two nilnil draws.

Lincoln City

The only normal team in this crazy league held their own, and surprisingly got a playoff place, and even more surprisingly beat Eurotrip XI 4-2 in their semi. Unluckily they lost out to Epo Allstars XI in the final.

Euro Trip XI

Mid table all year, before Glenn Roeder took them to the Playoffs, the power of Aghbonlahor and Calvin Zola upfront was not enough there though, and they lost to Lincoln 4-2 on aggregate. They got to the group stages of the EURO cup, before being thrashed in all their games by Aalborg, Ajax, Shaktar Soligorsk, and PSG.

EPO Allstars

Their superior fitness told against most other teams and they went on to record wins in the playoffs against the Bottlers, on Pens, and Licoln City, 3-1 in a remarkably even final, but goals came from their up front pair in the last 15 mins to end a thrilling final.

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Club Updates

Utilities XI

The players never knew where they were next playing, which didn't help there playoff bid, although they nearly edged out eventual winners EPO Allstars into 8th.

Football Directory XI

Should have done better than they did, a shock to see them in 9th, but maybe their fortunes will change next year.

Control FC

Nothing much to say about them, mid-table, boring finish. Did nothing special all year.

Athletic Amateurs

Struggled to attract players with any talent due to being amateur, came 11th, turned semi-pro in february, but too late to buy any players.

Civil War XI

Came exactly mid-table, infighting kept other players away, and drove out decent prospects and first team players, did a lot better than I expected though.

Kindergarten XI

Started very well, but after selling almost all of their youngsters without replacing them, it was always going to be a struggle for them in the second half of the season, slumped to 11 successive defeats towards the back-end of the season.

Dog & Duck

Long ball tactic and bullying worked well, as they put Scunthorpe and Hull out of the FA Cup before falling to QPR in the quarter finals, unable to replicate this form in the league though. A fourteenth place finish is poor.

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Tell ya what you should've done:

Unknown XI.

50 rep.

No-one has heard of this club, but they have a few decent players.

Questions: Will the small attendances cause the club to go into admin? Will the club lose all of its stars to bigger non-league teams?

What d'ya think?

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Club Updates

Wealthy Donor XI

Took a risk with unknown manager Nigel Kpwiri. Didn't pay-off as they ended up coming 15th.

Backroom FC

After a poor start, sacked manager and brought in Ian Holloway, didn't do them any good, although he kept them out of danger.

Mini Kiev

Shaktar gave them financial support, but no players, they finish 17th.

Andorra

All the players get capped for Andorra(surprise surprise) but their new manager kept faith in the Andorrans, only bringing in 5 players in the january window(maybe 5 was all he could afford). His faith was misguided, and they end up 18th. 7 points from the drop.

Satan XI

Englands most hated, when they stayed up they were praised by other teams, but immediately turned on those other teams and made some scathing comments.

Happy Campers

Morale didn't do them any good, as they came 20th.

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Andorra just bought some good quality defenders mainly, Wayne Hennesy in goal, Ian Ashbee, and Mario Frick, are the ones that i can remember.

Club Updates

Londinium XI

Tony Pulis insisted on the long ball tactic, so many fans turned up every week to see a horrible standard of football.

Admin Idols

A board takeover saved them from points deductions and relegation, but only just stayed up anyway.

Synthetic United

Does playing on a synthetic pitch make you crap?

Synthetic United were anyway, second bottom, 43 pts, relegated to conference.

The Billionaires

Predicted to come last by media; did not disappoint.

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Derby Results

Dog & Duck XI 3-2 Bottlers XI

Dog & Duck XI 0-4 EPO Allstars XI

Billionaires XI 1-6 Wealthy Donor XI

Billionaires XI 2-2 Athletic Amateurs XI

Happy Campers XI 3-3 Civil War XI

Kindergarten XI 0-0 Golden Oldies XI

Bottlers XI 5-0 Dog & Duck

EPO Allstars XI 1-1 Dog & Duck

Wealthy Donors XI 0-0 Billionaires

Athletic Amateurs 3-1 Billionaires

Civil War XI 0-1 Happy Campers XI

Golden Oldies XI 0-0 Kindergarten XI

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