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16 rising stars of the English football scene have been kidnapped and forced to play in the footballing jungle that is the Hyundai A-League in Australia.

2 will be placed in each team - but can they make their way back to the big leagues in Europe and rise to the top of the footballing profession where they undoubtedly belong?

More importantly, which of them will fulfil the Bushtucker trials best, and thus be rewarded with the title of 'King of the FM Jungle'?

The 16 year old starlets will have CAs of 130 (the current ability of a Luis Boa Morte, Diego Tristan or Maciej Zurawski according to Genie Scout), and the potential of 200 - allowing them to be the best players in the world.

The Bushtucker Trials are:

1. Goals scored (x 1 for strikers, x 2.5 for midfielders, x 5 for defenders, x 100 for goalies)

2. Clean Sheets (x 1 for strikers & midfielders, x1.5 for DMs, x3 for defenders, x5 for goalies)

3. Assists (x1 for strikers and midfielders, x2 for defenders, x5 for goalies)

4. Average Rating

5. Reputation of Club that the player is at

6. International Appearances (U18 counts as x 1, U21 as x 2, and full international as x 5)

7. Appearances (sub x 1, starting as x2)

The players will be ranked 1 - 16 in each category (with 1st place getting 16 points, 2nd getting 15 etc), and the totals will be added up. The player at the bottom at the end of each season will be eliminated!

(Celebrity names are encouraged for your players)

Team info and signup form coming in just a mo'

I'm in.

im also in

I'm also also in

Me too. and can i bags the name 'Dave Benson-Phillips'. Possibly my favourite childrens telly presenter back in the day...

Yeah, sign me up.

I will go under the name of Christopher Biggins, the best contestant ever on the show

Mines going to be "Beat" Takeshi the Japanese actor and filmstar

Mines going to be "Beat" Takeshi the Japanese actor and filmstar

good choice

i will be 'BRIAN BLESSED'

I fancy being the ever popular Dr Nick Riviera off the Simpsons

Blessed and Riviera are good choices. This could be a fun sign up.

Quick question: When a person is eliminated will you stop following their progress or just stop scoring for them?

I'm in! Sounds like a great idea, really inventive

I would like to go by the name of Big Bob!

I'm in! Sounds like a great idea, really inventive

I would like to go by the name of Big Bob!

Gutted, I was going to choose that name

I'll be up for joining, sounds a promising idea

i'm the stig

I'm in!

Can't think of a name right now, I'll think of one later.

Lots of people in aready, I don't want to miss out...... so I'm in.

Maybe we need a list of who's in?

I'll be Sylvester McCoy, IMO the greatest actor to play the Doctor.

Do you think he'll let us do a list of people with reserved places as I want in but I'm out all day tomorrow and I don't want to miss it if he doesn't start it tonight.

Im in to...

Whos In

Blowcrapup

Charlesbeams

Rancer890

makemforever

tomsmith1989

Ridleys

ssestig

jsalter

mancitysupoorter

whoopy d

o\'harafan

joserr

terras-fm

Sorry Blanco if this isn't how you wanted it done but it was filling pretty quickly.

I was in the middle of fixing it hen you posted. Sorry bout that.

Player Name:

Date of Birth: (but all will be set to 16 yo when the season starts)

2nd Nationality: (if wanted, all players will be declared for England)

Position:

Club:

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each):

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each):

Fav. People (up to 3):

Fav. Teams (up to 3):

Disliked People (up to 3):

Disliked Teams (up to 3):

Sorry for the delay - never back down when challenged on MarioKart Wii

Player Name: BRIAN BLESSED

Date of Birth: (but all will be set to 16 yo when the season starts) 05/10

2nd Nationality: (if wanted, all players will be declared for England)

Position: AMR

Club: Queensland Roar

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Pace, Stamina, Crossing, Creativity, Off The Ball, Dribbling

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Marking, Tackling, Penalties, Influence, Balance, Anticipation

Fav. People (up to 3): Tuncay, Liedson

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Middlesbrough, Sporting CP, Spartak Moscow

Disliked People (up to 3): Alex Ferguson, Wayne Rooney

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Newcastle, Man U, Sunderland

Player Name: Dave Benson-Phillips

Date of Birth: (but all will be set to 16 yo when the season starts) 29/05

2nd Nationality: (if wanted, all players will be declared for England)

Position: DM

Club: (This does have to be Australian, right?) Melbourne Victory

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Tackling, Heading, Long Shots, Strength, Passing

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Dribbling, Creativity, Technique, Decisions, Anticipation I take it there has to be same number of weaknesses as strengths?

Fav. People (up to 3): Jermaine Beckford

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Leeds United

Disliked People (up to 3):

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Chelsea, Newcastle

Player Name: Beat Takeshi

Date of Birth: 28/08

2nd Nationality: Japan

Position: AMC/FC

Club: Sydney (don't know austrailian sides)

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): passing, long shots, pace, stamina, positioning, crossing

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): tackling, decisions, influence, long throws, corners, dribbling

Fav. People (up to 3):

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Barcelona, Inter, Newcastle

Disliked People (up to 3):

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool

When a person is eliminated will you stop following them or just stop scoring for them?

Player Name: The Stig

Date of Birth: 14/01

2nd Nationality: Peru

Position: DC/MC

Club: Any

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Free Kicks, Penalties, Finishing, Composure

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Strength, Influence, Bravery, Aggression

Fav. People (up to 3): Dario Gradi, Madjid Bougherra, Lucas Leiva

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Crewe, Mlan

Disliked People (up to 3): Tony Pulis, Sergio Aguero, Luke Rodgers

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Stoke, Port Vale

Will continue following eliminated players if the user wants me too - but they will be out of the running...

Team info (for those not in the know about the A-League)

Adelaide United: Average training, Average Youth, Predicted 2nd

Central Coast Mariners: Good Training, Average Youth, Predicted 7th

Melbourne Victory: Average Training, Average Youth, Predicted 1st

Newcastle Jets: Average Training, Adequate Youth, Predicted 4th

Perth Glory: Average Training, Adequate Youth, Predicted 8th

Queensland Roar: Good Training, Basic Youth, Predicted 5th

Sydney FC: Average Training, Average Youth, Predicted 3rd

Wellington Phoenix: Average Training, Adequate Youth, Predicted 6th

Club: (This does have to be Australian, right?) Melbourne Victory"

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Dribbling, Creativity, Technique, Decisions, Anticipation I take it there has to be same number of weaknesses as strengths?"

Correct on both counts... Will edit original post to make things more clear

Player Name: Henry Windsor

Date of Birth: 21-6-1991

2nd Nationality: (if wanted, all players will be declared for England)

Position: AMC (AMC FC i possible)

Club: Central Coast please.

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Determination, Pace, Strength, Work Rate, Strength, Jumping

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Long Throws, Corners, Tackling, Defending, Marking, Tackling

Fav. People (up to 3): None

Fav. Teams (up to 3): None

Disliked People (up to 3): None

Disliked Teams (up to 3): None

As i am on here a lot, I thought I would dive in.

I'm in. Will fill out the form a little later.

Player Name: Dr Nick Riviera

Date of Birth: 12/01

2nd Nationality: American

Position: DL

Club: Newcastle Jets

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Aggression, Composure, Team Work, Acceleration, Pace, Long Throws

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Anticipation, Creativity, Flair, Injury Proness, Heading, First Touch

Fav. People (up to 3): Gary Van Egmond, Juande Ramos

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Tottenham Hotspur, Newcastle Jets

Disliked People (up to 3): Arsene Wenger

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Melbourne Storm, Central Coast Mariners

People who have reserved places until 11 am tommorrow: (who haven't done their player already)

Ridleys

terras-fm

Thanks to blowcrapup...

15/16 places provisionally filled

Player Name: Big Bob

Date of Birth: 29/07/1990

2nd Nationality: Brazilian

Position: AMRL

Club: Adelaide United

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Dribbling, Crossing, Pace, Acceleration, Shooting, Creativity

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Heading, Marking, Tackling, Jumping, Long Throws, Influence

Fav. People (up to 3): John Terry, Kaka, Arjen Robben

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Chelsea

Disliked People (up to 3): Christiano Ronaldo

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool

Player Name: Sylvester McCoy

Date of Birth: 20/08(but all will be set to 16 yo when the season starts)

2nd Nationality: Scottish (if wanted, all players will be declared for England)

Position: MC

Club: Perth Glory

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Penalties, Heading, Pressue, Ambition, Important Matches, Crossing

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Influence, Long Throws, Aggression, Free Kicks, Marking, Finishing

Fav. People (up to 3):

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Perth Glory, Man City

Disliked People (up to 3):

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Man Utd

Player Name: Ricky Nakano

Date of Birth: (but all will be set to 16 yo when the season starts) 13/06

2nd Nationality: (if wanted, all players will be declared for England) Canadian

Position: ST

Club: Melbourne Victory

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Dribbling, Pace, Finishing, Penalty Taking, Important Matches, First Touch

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Tackling, Jumping, Free Kicks, Injury Proneness, Corners, Influence

Fav. People (up to 3):

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Toronto FC, Melbourne Victory, PSV

Disliked People (up to 3):

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Chelsea, Ajax

Player Name: Christopher Biggins

Date of Birth: (but all will be set to 16 yo when the season starts) October 23rd

2nd Nationality: (if wanted, all players will be declared for England) Irish

Position: AMC/FC

Club: Central Coast Mariners

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Long Shots, Dribbling, Passing, Finishing, Finishing

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each):marking, tackling, flair, aggression, corners

Fav. People (up to 3): Sir Alex Ferguson, Roy Keane

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Man Utd, Sunderland, Bristol City

Disliked People (up to 3): Arsene Wenger, Rafa Benitez

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool

Player Name: Henry Windsor

Date of Birth: 21-6-1991

2nd Nationality: (if wanted, all players will be declared for England)

Position: AMC (AMC FC i possible)

Club: Central Coast please.

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Determination, Pace, Strength, Work Rate, Strength, Jumping

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Long Throws, Corners, Tackling, Defending, Marking, Tackling

Fav. People (up to 3): None

Fav. Teams (up to 3): None

Disliked People (up to 3): None

Disliked Teams (up to 3): None

Defending isn't a stat, and you can't have tackling twice... Also, Determination doesn't seem to be on the editor so could you choose another one unless someone can enlighten me on how to make it 20...

If I remember rightly its not on the main page its under something else. I'll go have a look for it.

Its under person data not player data

Cheers... but he still needs to find two more faults or I'll choose them

Cheers... but he still needs to find two more faults or I'll choose them

Its no prob.

Player Name: Christopher Biggins

Date of Birth: (but all will be set to 16 yo when the season starts) October 23rd

2nd Nationality: (if wanted, all players will be declared for England) Irish

Position: AMC/FC

Club: Central Coast Mariners

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Long Shots, Dribbling, Passing, Finishing, Finishing

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each):marking, tackling, flair, aggression, corners

Fav. People (up to 3): Sir Alex Ferguson, Roy Keane

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Man Utd, Sunderland, Bristol City

Disliked People (up to 3): Arsene Wenger, Rafa Benitez

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool

Need another strength... you've got finishing twice

So... in the database so far... we have... (Drum Roll)

Charlesbeams - Brian Blessed - AMR - Queensland Roar

tomsmith1989 - Dave Benson-Phillips - DM - Melbourne Victory

blowcrapup - Beat Takeshi - AM/FC - Sydney FC

ssestig - The Stig - DC/MC - Wellington Phoenix

The Lambs - Henry Windsor - AM/FC - Central Coast Mariners INCOMPLETE

O'Hara Fan - Dr Nick Riviera - DL - Newcastle Jets

Jose RR - Big Bob - AMRL - Adelaide United

Man City Supporter - Sylvester McCoy - MC - Perth Glory

rancer890 - Ricky Nakano - ST - Melbourne Victory

mackemforever - Christopher Biggins - AM/FC - Central Coast Mariners INCOMPLETE

So: 10/16 places filled with 5 more reserved until 11am tommorrow... 1 free space then

Could people who are AM/FCs decide whether they want to be midfielders or forwards for scoring purposes please? (The player can still play both positions)

I'll be classed as a midfielder please.

Player Name: Darth Vader

Date of Birth: (but all will be set to 16 yo when the season starts) 27/01

2nd Nationality: (if wanted, all players will be declared for England) Scottish

Position: DC/DR

Club: Dont Mind

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): pace, tackling, marking, bravery, heading, positioning

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): corners, long throws, penalty taking, flair, off the ball, balance

Fav. People (up to 3): jermaine beckford, leo messi, bojan

Fav. Teams (up to 3): leeds united, hearts, barcelona

Disliked People (up to 3): alex ferguson, neil warnock, adabeyo akinfenwa

Disliked Teams (up to 3): man utd, sheff utd, northampton town

Player Name: Henry Windsor

Date of Birth: 21-6-1991

2nd Nationality: None

Position: AMC (AMC FC i possible)

Club: Central Coast please.

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Determination, Pace, Strength, Work Rate, Strength, Jumping

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Long Throws, Corners, Tackling, Defending, Marking, Aggression

Fav. People (up to 3): None

Fav. Teams (up to 3): None

Disliked People (up to 3): None

Disliked Teams (up to 3): None

As i am on here a lot, I thought I would dive in.

Edited to replace double tackling selection.

Player Name: Peter Andre

Date of Birth: 1/4

2nd Nationality: New Zealand

Position: DC

Club: Wellington Phoenix

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Heading, Jumping, Strength, Free kicks, Penalty Taking, Composure

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Finishing, Long Throws, Corners, Aggression, Creativity, Injury Proneness

Fav. People (up to 3): Carlos Tevez, Roy Keane, Ruud van Nistelrooy

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Man Utd, Inter, Real Madrid

Disliked People (up to 3): John Terry, Frank Lampard, Jamie Carragher

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City

Player Name: Craig Douglas

Date of Birth: 31/10

2nd Nationality: Seychelles

Position: ST

Club: Perth Glory

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Finishing, Free Kicks, Technique, Composure, Pace, Stamina

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Corners, Agression, Long Throws, Team Work, Crossing

Fav. People (up to 3): Any 3 other strikers in the squad.

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Arsenal, AFC Wimbledon, Perth Glory

Disliked People (up to 3):

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Any 3 other clubs in the division.

Player Name: Dr. Gregory House

Date of Birth: 15/8

2nd Nationality: Australia

Position: D/WB L

Club: Sydney FC

Up to 6 perfect abilities (20 in each): Dribbling, Tackling, Pace, Natural Fitness, Stamina, Positioning

Up to 6 awful abilities (5 in each): Injury Proneness, Dirtiness, Penalty Taking, Versatility, Free Kicks, Influence

Fav. People (up to 3): Steve Corica, John Kosmina, Ashley Young

Fav. Teams (up to 3): Sydney FC, Aston Villa

Disliked People (up to 3): Kevin Muscat

Disliked Teams (up to 3): Melbourne Victory