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Back in FM07, I was playing as Reims (France, Ligue 2) and signed 15yr old Lauri Dalla Valle for a mere £50k. As soon as his 16th birthday came around, I gave him his debut. He made a fantastic start to his career, scoring a plethora of brilliant goals: if it were possible, his PPM would be: 'Drives with ball from deep, skinning any number of players, before launching an unstoppable shot from 15-30 yards'. The amount of times he'd do so was pretty unbelievable.

Anyway, I moved onto bigger and better things with RC Lens in Ligue 1, and promptly paid ~£10m to sign my main man. He continued to perform for me and almost single-handedly led Lens to the title. By this point I was in aw of the boy and promptly gave him his own chant: 'Valle! Valle! Lauri Dalla Valle; He gets the ball, he scores a goal; Lauri Dalla Valle'. (How about that for lyrical genius ;)).

I then moved onto Bayern, where this very chant rung out as soon as the first transfer window arrived. I've tried to sign him in every FM since, although he's never reproduced the form that merited that ground-breaking chant.

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fellaini -ni - ni

he's our record transfer fee

fellaini- ni-ni

he is over 6ft 3

from the left to the right

breaks up attacks day and night

from the front to the back

he came to feed the yak

He's good in the air

and he's f***** fast

that boy Jagielka

lets nothing get gast

na na na na na na na vagner vagner love vagner love vagner vagner love (tune of give it up)

love yak vagner love yak (tune of love shack)

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his armband proved he was a red torres! torres! you'll never walk alone it said torres! torres! we bought the lad from sunny spain he gets the ball and scores again fernando torres liverpools number 9!

He came in place of Dickinson Thompson! Thompson!

He came from Belfast to Cheshire Thompson! Thompson!

He came across to lead the line

For Stockport County He'll do fine

Peter Thompson County's Number Nine!!!!!

We know we copied it, but who cares - it just sounds good

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his armband proved he was a red torres! torres! you'll never walk alone it said torres! torres! we bought the lad from sunny spain he gets the ball and scores again fernando torres liverpools number 9!

say what....what was the question again?... :D

He came in place of Dickinson Thompson! Thompson!

He came from Belfast to Cheshire Thompson! Thompson!

He came across to lead the line

For Stockport County He'll do fine

Peter Thompson County's Number Nine!!!!!

We know we copied it, but who cares - it just sounds good

He came to the super reds Jabo, Jabo,

Good at his feet and with his head Jabo, Jabo,

He came and joined Jim Mullens men and,

Next year we'll play the dingles again,

Jabo Ibehre is walsall's number 9

edit: Jabo Ibehre is pronounced Ja-Bow E-bray or Ja-Bow I-Bee-ree

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