Humourous Player Preferred Moves POLL

1. Which PPM Do You Like The Sound Of

• Takes a dump at half time, giving a small increase to Acceleration Rating
  5
• Shaves off all body hair at half time, including pubic giving a increase to agility ratings
  0
• Wears a thong and high heels for the second half, raising morale amongst the starting 11
  1
• Makes earl grey at half time improving teamwork
  3
• Gets the trots during the second half making the conditions muddy, helps for playing direct football
  0