Jayhinton Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Was searching for a new scout for my crystal palace side, when this guy applied for the job http://s440.photobucket.com/albums/qq123/Jayhinton/?action=view¤t=Ralfminge.jpg Has any one else found unfortunate or strange names? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suge Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 LOL. Those German's are colourful people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayhinton Posted August 26, 2008 Author Share Posted August 26, 2008 Im just wondering if there are lot of minge's walking around germany lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
saved_by_barry_horne Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 My assistant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 The Germans certainly are prolific in their unfortunate names, I had a young German on my shortlist and got a message in August with a very dodgy headline (I have a screeny at home and will post it tonight) off the top of my head I can't remember which one it was, but it was one of these. "McPolin turns to Kum" "McPolin chases Kum" I considered legal action. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyoxx Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 i always used to get minge when i needed a decent scout Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lambs Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 i always used to get minge when i needed a decent scout You lucky git! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 You lucky git! Unfortunately he said "used to", he must be nearing 30 lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deylaaf Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 The Germans certainly are prolific in their unfortunate names, I had a young German on my shortlist and got a message in August with a very dodgy headline (I have a screeny at home and will post it tonight) off the top of my head I can't remember which one it was, but it was one of these."McPolin turns to Kum" "McPolin chases Kum" I considered legal action. !!, I couldn't stop laughing, i was intrested in a player called Dic at one point and my manager name was "some man". As childish it may be, i couldn't stop laughing at "Man Wants Dic". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyhudd Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Well, there's David Goodwillie, the reason that was hilarious though, was ... not thinking of the consequence, I declared interest to get the news item - "WILLIAMS WANTS GOODWILLIE!" At the time - it was hilarious!! Their manager didn't want to sell ... and quickly responded with "HANDS OFF GOODWILLIE!" Very amusing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deylaaf Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Andyhudd that's HILARIOUS ! :D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
praxiteles Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 in 03/04, I bought a guy (complete rubbish) from Fiji just because, well, he was from Fiji and I thought it was funny. Nearing the end of the season, I had so many injuries and suspensions that I had to put him on first 18. Eventually I had another injury and he was the only player with similar position. The comment line was: "Duncan Round, can turn things around" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
azozag Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Last game i played i just bought a player for his inpsired name. Horst Dick!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liniert Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pup1287 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 in an old FM ive seen Darren Bent join liverpool to the headline "Liverpool get Bent" i also saw a player called Gang Wang...rather immaturely i gave him the Edited nickname Gang Bang...only to see middlesborough buy him and the headline a few years later "Middlesborough seal Gang Bang deal". Being immature...i thought this was hilarious. On FM08 i had a player come through my Ipswich Academy called Wan Ka Chun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblets_of_fire Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kim Hak Bum, was a personal favourite in our house this year, if you left your laptop on you could always expect to come back to 'Haller reserves special praise for Bum etc. Oh those were the days!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jqmota Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I found a player on one of the old CMs called Lee-Ki Bum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekman Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 If you look at the editor theres actually quite a few with very unfortunate surnames. I found a Hong Kong player with the surname Sh*t and a Brazilian with the name F*cks! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juno123 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 i have a regen called chris cross on my game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FM08_Joe Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 i have a regen called chris cross on my game HAHA:D stupid10characters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Liam Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I've got a youth team player called something like Nicola Di Nicola at the moment. I also had a player called King once, and I got one of those headlines that uses the players surname, and it said King King. As for other names I've seen there's D'Acunto and Argelico F**ks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
radicell Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I've gotten Argelico F*cks too! That was in 07 though... I've gotten those names like Emre Emre, Issa Issa, Lee Lee, James James, etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerner Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 when i was at watford in 2006. we had a striker called Tony Blair and his strike partner was Mark Vaughn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayhinton Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 I've gotten Argelico F*cks too! That was in 07 though...I've gotten those names like Emre Emre, Issa Issa, Lee Lee, James James, etc. I went to school with a huy called James James, but he aint a fotty player, he works at mickey ds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 7 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Best one i ever got was when i was scouting a player Rod Fanni then the news poped up, "Robertson Chases Fanni". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunderland's number nine Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 In 06 I picked up an absolute legend of a striker for Sunderland named Wang Long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimony Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Had a Chinese player called Dong Ke before, thankfully he wasn't too similar to his namesake and actually scored a good number of goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_Fyre Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 One of the staff in Fm07 was called Gordon Bennett Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moaner Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 i just found a Rob Dicks. thanks to the handy nickname option, his first name is now Rub. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey_q Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Rob " Rub" Dicks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebirds4life Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Oh this thread is naughty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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