You know you're addicted to FMH when...?

Something similar is doing the rounds on the PC forum so I though we could start our own.

...you threaten to throw a tantrum at college because the tutor has confiscated your PSP.

When you can name and have heard of players that nobody else has heard of!

Also when youve got as many posts on the forum as me! LOL

When the first thing you say to your mate when you see him is "Game on FMH?"

when you dont consider your psp as a psp,capable of playing many games, but as FM (you automatically think of FM when you see your psp)

Like above but you call your PSP - FMH

You play it on the toilet

You play it at school

When your walking with you girlfriend talking about a game you just won on the way to meeting her...

...And you turn around and you're talking to a stranger (your girlfriend stopped to window shop 5 minutes ago)

when you post on a footy forum about transfer rumours and quote whether they are any good in fmh or not...

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When, in the middle of a lecture, you whack out FMH on your PSP just to check if Zlatan Ibrahimovic is Swedish and Italian because your mate isn't sure

When you go absolutley mental when your star play gets sent off, in a middle of a library.

You know you're addicted to FMH when…

…the guy on the footy news announces a team is going to sign an obscure player that most people have never heard of and you shake your head and say "tut tut, you're gonna regret that one"

…you have 30 seconds to kill and you know it's gonna take 10 seconds to get your PSP and another 10 seconds to come back and sit down again…but you still go and get it.

…you're on the "throne" and you get so into the game you're playing that you forget where you are or what you were doing.

…someone's talking to you about something important and all you're thinking is "There's got to be some way I can play PSP in the shower."

...you try to play and mow the lawn at the same time.

…you spend half an hour just staring at 2 different players' stats trying to figure out which one to buy.

…you get angry because you just figured out you're not gonna be able to play FMH at work in the toilets because of that little spinning sound the CD makes.

…you win the Champions League final with a last minute goal and then you wait for your woman to leave the room and as soon as she's gone you get up and start doing some crazy victory dance.

You know you're addicted to FMH when…

…you're on the "throne" and you get so into the game you're playing that you forget where you are or what you were doing.

I've spent 45 mins on the "throne" as you put it. Thinking back on it, my story of playing FMH comes out a bit weak when people wonder what I was doing... :O

You know you're addicted to FMH when…

…someone's talking to you about something important and all you're thinking is "There's got to be some way I can play PSP in the shower."

You can't. Don't try it. DON'T.

Mow the lawn

You can't. Don't try it. DON'T.

Maybe a sandwich bag would work....

I'd try 2... As a precaution

This is the only board I know where men openly discuss using protection in the shower. So you think I should use TWO???

Well... Sometimes one isn't always enough! There have been many accidents where one couldn't protect the little guy

All of the above reasons are very good and made me chuckle.

A vote for the best reason possibly ??

Well, we should get some more! I know there are some crackers waiting to be told!

...you try and sneak in references to your FMH game during conversations, even when they are talking about the latest news stories.

...you try and sneak in references to your FMH game during conversations' date=' even when they are talking about the latest news stories.[/quote']

lol im going to try that

you need the toilet but don't go cause you think you might need to make a substitution

...You make up a bad excuse to your girlfriend so you can spend the day just you and the PSP

P.S. She is no longer my girlfriend! lol

and end up you-no-whating in your boxers and you get angry cause you think it made you lose to derby 5-0

when you consider calling your child after an unknown player!

And did you ridley? How is the babba anywho?

You get confused by a character in a movie with one of your regen players. (I had a guy called Howard Oxford, I mixed it up with Harold Oxley from Indiana Jones)

...When talking to other people they look at you as if you are speaking in tongues when talking about the game.

And did you ridley? How is the babba anywho?

Contemplated, called him Taylor!

Hes doing great, 6 months old already double of me so look out FMH29!

is micheal johnson of man city any good for liverpool lol

is micheal johnson of man city any good for liverpool lol

youve asked that question before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

use the have you signed thread instead of posting in unrelated threads

What ridley said!

Stop jacking other people's threads on totally unrelated subjects

Shut up you who do you think you are i could beat all of you up in an instant weak useless people

lol

back swiftly on topic

...when you stay up all night on the night of an exam, just so you could play another game, but you end up playing a season.

So scared of millsy lol

You should be

What's your problem mate?

Oh your one of those people who thinks he's hard when really your just a bit immature. Get over yourself this is a football manager forum! Go on youtube if you wanna abuse people, especially regulars on this forum like LSD and Ridley!

Oh by the way you've been reported aswell so expect to hear from the mods.

Don't worry COTA, he has been reported again! I don't appreciate my threads being hijacked!

Especially when he's becoming abusive aswell, it's just out of order.

Everyone get's on on these boards it's not a place for his type really,

but then you do get the odd one e.g enubje!

Anyway back to topic you know your addicted when your sat on the bus, concede a last minute goal and shout ba****d while at the same time whacking the seat in front of you. I got some weird looks for that one lol.

had a good chuckle to the that COTA

just to make sure - has anybody tried the sandwich bag on psp in the shower, im dying to find out , lol

im not brave enough! wouldnt know what to do with myself if i didnt have my psp!

No not yet... I'm not sure I want to risk it yet! Maybe when I have bought my PSP-2000 I'll try

i wouldnt dare do it even if it worked cos if anything hapened to my psp i dunno what id do p.s i no its a bit of the topic and everything but i dont no where to ask it cos hardly anyone goes on anymore so here it is: which has a better working rate, bugels home or away cos i dunno wich to use cos im in the champions league final as leeds and one could be rubbish compared to the other lol btw im srry for actin all hard its wat all us liverpool supporters do as i have liverpool-supporting cusins lol

Grrrr!!!! Thread jacker!

millysbeast please cut out the intimidating behaviour or an infraction will be given out to you. If you have nothing constructive to give to the thread then I suggest you just don't post.

Grow up and cut out this behaviour and also post in proper english.

btw whats an infraction

well anybody gonna tell me wat it is plz cos i dont understand wat it is lol cos im quite new 2 the forums and computers lol

It's not to do with computers it's in the dictionary! lol

let's just say it's another word for a warning/yellow card call it what you like, not that hard to work out if your as old as you say you are!

well anybody gonna tell me wat it is plz cos i dont understand wat it is lol cos im quite new 2 the forums and computers lol

An infraction is a violation of the rules of the forum, and this includes being rude to other users. When you break the rules of the forum, one can get punished, such information stays on your record and any recurrence can see the punishments go from warnings to more severe ones such as banning.

So if you want to stay clean, I'd suggest reading the forum rules:)