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LSD
07-08-2008, 19:48
Something similar is doing the rounds on the PC forum so I though we could start our own.

...you threaten to throw a tantrum at college because the tutor has confiscated your PSP.

ridley99
07-08-2008, 20:29
When you can name and have heard of players that nobody else has heard of!

ridley99
07-08-2008, 20:31
Also when youve got as many posts on the forum as me! LOL

LSD
07-08-2008, 21:05
When the first thing you say to your mate when you see him is "Game on FMH?"

Bergkamp.10.
07-08-2008, 21:30
when you dont consider your psp as a psp,capable of playing many games, but as FM (you automatically think of FM when you see your psp)

leeds for ever
07-08-2008, 21:31
Like above but you call your PSP - FMH
You play it on the toilet
You play it at school

LSD
07-08-2008, 22:15
When your walking with you girlfriend talking about a game you just won on the way to meeting her...

...And you turn around and you're talking to a stranger (your girlfriend stopped to window shop 5 minutes ago)

damostorey
08-08-2008, 17:36
when you post on a footy forum about transfer rumours and quote whether they are any good in fmh or not...

uk

fc

net

!!!!!

LSD
08-08-2008, 21:01
When, in the middle of a lecture, you whack out FMH on your PSP just to check if Zlatan Ibrahimovic is Swedish and Italian because your mate isn't sure

O\'Hara_fan
08-08-2008, 21:05
When you go absolutley mental when your star play gets sent off, in a middle of a library.

bbuullddoogg
08-08-2008, 21:56
You know you're addicted to FMH when…


…the guy on the footy news announces a team is going to sign an obscure player that most people have never heard of and you shake your head and say "tut tut, you're gonna regret that one"

…you have 30 seconds to kill and you know it's gonna take 10 seconds to get your PSP and another 10 seconds to come back and sit down again…but you still go and get it.

…you're on the "throne" and you get so into the game you're playing that you forget where you are or what you were doing.

…someone's talking to you about something important and all you're thinking is "There's got to be some way I can play PSP in the shower."

...you try to play and mow the lawn at the same time.

…you spend half an hour just staring at 2 different players' stats trying to figure out which one to buy.

…you get angry because you just figured out you're not gonna be able to play FMH at work in the toilets because of that little spinning sound the CD makes.

…you win the Champions League final with a last minute goal and then you wait for your woman to leave the room and as soon as she's gone you get up and start doing some crazy victory dance.

leeds for ever
08-08-2008, 22:00
You know you're addicted to FMH when…

…you're on the "throne" and you get so into the game you're playing that you forget where you are or what you were doing.

I've spent 45 mins on the "throne" as you put it. Thinking back on it, my story of playing FMH comes out a bit weak when people wonder what I was doing... :O


You know you're addicted to FMH when…

…someone's talking to you about something important and all you're thinking is "There's got to be some way I can play PSP in the shower."

You can't. Don't try it. DON'T.

LSD
08-08-2008, 22:01
Mow the lawn :D

bbuullddoogg
08-08-2008, 22:10
You can't. Don't try it. DON'T.

Maybe a sandwich bag would work....

LSD
08-08-2008, 22:13
I'd try 2... As a precaution :D

bbuullddoogg
08-08-2008, 23:24
This is the only board I know where men openly discuss using protection in the shower. So you think I should use TWO???

LSD
09-08-2008, 10:12
Well... Sometimes one isn't always enough! There have been many accidents where one couldn't protect the little guy :p

PJ Bluenose 4 Ever
09-08-2008, 17:15
All of the above reasons are very good and made me chuckle.
A vote for the best reason possibly ??

LSD
09-08-2008, 17:18
Well, we should get some more! I know there are some crackers waiting to be told!

O\'Hara_fan
09-08-2008, 18:06
...you try and sneak in references to your FMH game during conversations, even when they are talking about the latest news stories.

CCFC_Fossick
09-08-2008, 18:49
...you try and sneak in references to your FMH game during conversations, even when they are talking about the latest news stories.


lol im going to try that :)

millsybeast
09-08-2008, 18:51
you need the toilet but don't go cause you think you might need to make a substitution

LSD
09-08-2008, 18:51
...You make up a bad excuse to your girlfriend so you can spend the day just you and the PSP :D

P.S. She is no longer my girlfriend! lol

millsybeast
09-08-2008, 18:52
and end up you-no-whating in your boxers and you get angry cause you think it made you lose to derby 5-0

ridley99
09-08-2008, 19:10
when you consider calling your child after an unknown player!

LSD
09-08-2008, 19:17
And did you ridley? How is the babba anywho?

O\'Hara_fan
09-08-2008, 19:38
You get confused by a character in a movie with one of your regen players. (I had a guy called Howard Oxford, I mixed it up with Harold Oxley from Indiana Jones)

LSD
09-08-2008, 19:41
...When talking to other people they look at you as if you are speaking in tongues when talking about the game.

ridley99
09-08-2008, 20:43
And did you ridley? How is the babba anywho?

Contemplated, called him Taylor!

Hes doing great, 6 months old already double of me so look out FMH29!

millsybeast
09-08-2008, 20:44
is micheal johnson of man city any good for liverpool lol

ridley99
09-08-2008, 20:48
is micheal johnson of man city any good for liverpool lol


youve asked that question before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

use the have you signed thread instead of posting in unrelated threads

LSD
10-08-2008, 10:45
What ridley said!

Stop jacking other people's threads on totally unrelated subjects

millsybeast
10-08-2008, 15:22
Shut up you who do you think you are i could beat all of you up in an instant weak useless people
lol

O\'Hara_fan
10-08-2008, 15:27
back swiftly on topic

...when you stay up all night on the night of an exam, just so you could play another game, but you end up playing a season.

PJ Bluenose 4 Ever
10-08-2008, 15:33
So scared of millsy lol

millsybeast
10-08-2008, 15:34
You should be

ComeontheArsenal
10-08-2008, 16:16
What's your problem mate?

Oh your one of those people who thinks he's hard when really your just a bit immature. Get over yourself this is a football manager forum! Go on youtube if you wanna abuse people, especially regulars on this forum like LSD and Ridley!

Oh by the way you've been reported aswell so expect to hear from the mods.

LSD
10-08-2008, 16:19
Don't worry COTA, he has been reported again! I don't appreciate my threads being hijacked!

ComeontheArsenal
10-08-2008, 16:27
Especially when he's becoming abusive aswell, it's just out of order.

Everyone get's on on these boards it's not a place for his type really,

but then you do get the odd one e.g enubje!



Anyway back to topic you know your addicted when your sat on the bus, concede a last minute goal and shout ba****d while at the same time whacking the seat in front of you. I got some weird looks for that one lol.

:thup:

ridley99
10-08-2008, 16:29
had a good chuckle to the that COTA

CCFC_Fossick
10-08-2008, 16:29
just to make sure - has anybody tried the sandwich bag on psp in the shower, im dying to find out , lol

ridley99
10-08-2008, 16:30
im not brave enough! wouldnt know what to do with myself if i didnt have my psp!

LSD
10-08-2008, 16:31
No not yet... I'm not sure I want to risk it yet! Maybe when I have bought my PSP-2000 I'll try :)

millsybeast
10-08-2008, 17:24
i wouldnt dare do it even if it worked cos if anything hapened to my psp i dunno what id do p.s i no its a bit of the topic and everything but i dont no where to ask it cos hardly anyone goes on anymore so here it is: which has a better working rate, bugels home or away cos i dunno wich to use cos im in the champions league final as leeds and one could be rubbish compared to the other lol btw im srry for actin all hard its wat all us liverpool supporters do as i have liverpool-supporting cusins lol

LSD
10-08-2008, 17:26
Grrrr!!!! Thread jacker!

Andy H
10-08-2008, 18:19
millysbeast please cut out the intimidating behaviour or an infraction will be given out to you. If you have nothing constructive to give to the thread then I suggest you just don't post.

Grow up and cut out this behaviour and also post in proper english.

millsybeast
10-08-2008, 18:46
btw whats an infraction

millsybeast
10-08-2008, 20:10
well anybody gonna tell me wat it is plz cos i dont understand wat it is lol cos im quite new 2 the forums and computers lol

ComeontheArsenal
10-08-2008, 20:18
It's not to do with computers it's in the dictionary! lol

let's just say it's another word for a warning/yellow card call it what you like, not that hard to work out if your as old as you say you are!

rashidi1
11-08-2008, 07:34
well anybody gonna tell me wat it is plz cos i dont understand wat it is lol cos im quite new 2 the forums and computers lol

An infraction is a violation of the rules of the forum, and this includes being rude to other users. When you break the rules of the forum, one can get punished, such information stays on your record and any recurrence can see the punishments go from warnings to more severe ones such as banning.

So if you want to stay clean, I'd suggest reading the forum rules:)

Chris Ritchie
11-08-2008, 15:16
My PSP broke today :(

LSD
11-08-2008, 15:17
BROKE?! Poor thing! lol how?

Chris Ritchie
11-08-2008, 15:22
The screen inside is smashed. There's no damage at all to the outside of the system, which shows there wasn't a significant impact, so I'll strongly argue with Sony that they should be replacing it.

LSD
11-08-2008, 15:22
...you talk to someone about FMH and they look at you like you're talking in tongues

ComeontheArsenal
11-08-2008, 16:43
it's not really to do with addiction, more passion.

When you beat your team in game and feel gutted, in my current career i'm in my 4th job as Everton manager and I just beat Arsenal 3 - 0 to go top and I felt gutted, I was even pleading with the screen for them to score a consolation lol :D

I know it's only a game but I still feel passionate about it!

:thup:

LSD
11-08-2008, 19:33
I never buy anyone from Leeds as I'd love to see them succeed and feel it is my duty not to nick their best players!

ComeontheArsenal
11-08-2008, 19:40
I know what you mean i'm always hoping Arsenal will win the leaugue/cups and stuff, as long as i'm not trying to.

But I wouldn't mind if I lost out to them though! :D

LSD
11-08-2008, 19:46
I'm the same, I love to see Leeds doing well and I'm never unhappy with my team if we lose to them. Ironically, I feel guilty if we beat them though :(

millsybeast
12-08-2008, 06:20
i dont feel guilty if i beat liverpool cos i usually go with derby/sunderland/b'ham so i just think that its a good result lol and liverpool usually finishes 1-4th anyway

LSD
12-08-2008, 17:37
...you make updates voluntarily. *Nods in the direction of crickie*

crickie
12-08-2008, 20:25
...you make updates voluntarily. *Nods in the direction of crickie*

i only do it cause im bored and have nothing else to do also i like to have my game up to date

LSD
12-08-2008, 20:29
It wasn't as much saying you're addicted more of a recognition in a way :D

crickie
12-08-2008, 20:32
It wasn't as much saying you're addicted more of a recognition in a way :D

well its good that people like my work anyway.

PJ Bluenose 4 Ever
12-08-2008, 20:59
well its good that people like my work anyway.

Yep cracking work cricket keep it up :thup:

ridley99
13-08-2008, 21:05
when you starting shaking as youve broke your psp and cant get your fix, going cold turkey!

Chris Ritchie
14-08-2008, 08:52
Have you broken yours as well, Ridley?

LSD
14-08-2008, 10:12
What's wrong with yours Chris?? Ridleys LCD is bust!

Chris Ritchie
14-08-2008, 10:25
My LCD too :D I'm missing the video player more than I miss it for games, to be honest.

LSD
14-08-2008, 10:27
Are you going to replacre it yourself or get someone to do it?

Chris Ritchie
14-08-2008, 10:41
I'm gonna get Sony to do it. There's no external damage to the PSP, so whatever smashed it couldn't have been much of an impact. I've only had it 6 months so they can damn well sort it out.

LSD
14-08-2008, 11:10
Power to the people! lol Good luck :)

ridley99
14-08-2008, 15:45
mines old so sony wont do it for me!

Easyone
16-08-2008, 18:42
I never buy anyone from Leeds as I'd love to see them succeed and feel it is my duty not to nick their best players!

i use sugar daddy and take tresor kandol off their hands for 50 mill to give them the financial push they need

LSD
16-08-2008, 18:51
lol fair enough... Kandol is no use to Macca it appears so I'm fine with that one :)

LSD
16-08-2008, 18:52
...you start from scratch as Leeds after every update has come out, just to see if you can do better with a few more players

ridley99
16-08-2008, 20:00
im must admit i do that as well as soon as a new update comes out i start a new game!

MJGB
17-08-2008, 09:41
Like above but you call your PSP - FMH
You play it on the toilet
You play it at school

At school, my music teacher took my PSP off me for 1 month!!! She was a real ... meanie :p


back swiftly on topic

...when you stay up all night on the night of an exam, just so you could play another game, but you end up playing a season.

I did that, thought only for about 3 months (in game). I did really bad on my Science, as i thought it would be similar to previous exams with things like Solar System, Periodic Tables etc. Instead, i get things about bendy lampposts! I mean why?


Have you broken yours as well, Ridley?

Which broken one are you on? Im now onto my fourth PSP. 1st one broke for no apparent reasons so Sony replaced. Second one i dropped down the stairs, but told Sony i hadn't done nothing :D Third one the UMD laser that reads the data (or something like that) got moved so couldn't read data. And now im onto my fourth. Luckily, i have just taken insurance out on my Nintendo DS Lite after buying it as it was only £12 for 24 months.

LSD
17-08-2008, 10:33
I have a few things you could say to your teacher MJGB ;)
+
Bendy lamposts?!
+
Have you got Continuous Play? It's insurance from Sony for PSPs (can't remember how much)

MJGB
17-08-2008, 14:48
I have a few things you could say to your teacher MJGB ;)
+
Bendy lamposts?!
+
Have you got Continuous Play? It's insurance from Sony for PSPs (can't remember how much)

In regards to insurance, no but Ill look into it. Thought i don't play on the PSP much apart from on FMH a couple of times a week, say on the journey to work or lunch break.

And Bendy Lampposts, i know! And, in my history exam, we were told a question would come up regarding the Ancient World medicine, so for a whole year, we were taught all about the Egyptians, Romans and Greeks. All well and dandy, then in the exam, this 36 mark question was about Ancient Muslim. Grrr, we hadn't even been taught about Ancient Muslim. Hopefully, I'lll still do ok though, otherwise my elderly teachers getting an ear full ;)

Chris Ritchie
17-08-2008, 15:58
I'm on my first PSP. I might try to fix it myself as a learning experiment, but that didn't exactly work out as planned with my 360 :D

LSD
17-08-2008, 16:27
Well, if you do try yourself, there are some very helpful video walkthroughs on YouTube

ridley99
17-08-2008, 17:01
i got mine repaired for £35 its still my 1st

No To Shootouts
22-08-2008, 19:52
You give bogus press conference whilst taking a crap!

ComeontheArsenal
22-08-2008, 20:45
You give bogus press conference whilst taking a crap!

:D Had a good chuckle at that :D

:thup:

LSD
02-10-2008, 14:26
Bump :thup:

MJGB
02-10-2008, 14:44
You play whilst at Old Trafford, in one of the boxes, having a 3 course meal before the game and watching the match from a warm comfy environment. I also had my PSP in my hand when i met Paul Parker :)

ChangNoi
02-10-2008, 17:43
I am on my 3rd PSP, first one LCD went, then the UMD drive stopped working. So I got a Slim and Lite and some stole it from my Desk at work (GUTTED)

So now waiting for the PSP 3000 :)

LSD
02-10-2008, 18:11
...you think "New FMH, New PSP" and everyone else thinks it's a waste of money!

ridley99
02-10-2008, 19:40
not that bad yet for me! im keeping my chunky psp.

(that sort of rhymed lol)

Dec9693
02-10-2008, 19:59
Ridley likes them on the Chunky side ;).
I am on my 2nd PSP got it on Ebay (2000) brand new for £20 + my old one :).
Good deal and I brought a Lithium battery which means double FMH play.

ChangNoi
03-10-2008, 06:30
...you think "New FMH, New PSP" and everyone else thinks it's a waste of money!

How is it as waste of money?

Currently I am with out a PSP as some stole my last one.

So don't see any point in buying a Slim and Lite. Since that model is being replaced

LSD
03-10-2008, 12:15
I know! That's what I try telling them! It's my money I do what I want with it!!

ridley99
03-10-2008, 12:36
and here was me thinking you only spend money on alcohol! lol

LSD
03-10-2008, 12:39
Haha, some of it goes into a jar marked "Random things" and the rest into a cupboard marked "Beer :thup:"

ridley99
03-10-2008, 12:43
Random things, how dare you call FMH/PSP random they are neccesities! lol

LSD
03-10-2008, 12:46
So is the cupboard ;)

ridley99
03-10-2008, 15:31
getting worried about what you keep in the cupboard now!

LSD
03-10-2008, 15:34
Money for beer and not much else :D

I need a cupboard because a jar couldn't hold all that money :p

ridley99
03-10-2008, 15:35
and here was me thinking youd have one of those HUGE whisky bottles etc to put your money in lol

LSD
03-10-2008, 15:48
I do but that enevitably got to small... ;)

ridley99
03-10-2008, 15:52
well if youve got that much money how about throwing some this way!!!!!

but then again i thought you would have has more than the one of them

your starting to get yourself a reputation now! hahaha

meg
13-10-2008, 12:54
You wait a day outside the shop just so you can laugh in everyones face that you got the first copy.

ComeontheArsenal
13-10-2008, 13:36
Oh dear, it seems he has returned.

Lukaboi
13-10-2008, 13:53
Sure does,

You whip fmh out when you are stuck in traffic and end up being late.

nerner
17-10-2008, 18:51
You dream of finding that elusive legendary regen.
You break your PSP because Arsenal win against you
You start to wonder what Bojan smells like.

LSD
17-10-2008, 19:11
You start to wonder what Bojan smells like.

LOL!!!

Classic!!

ridley99
17-10-2008, 20:54
why the hell would you want to know that starting to get scared of you nerner

Lukaboi
17-10-2008, 20:57
I feel for you nerner, I really do http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/nopity.gif :D

nerner
17-10-2008, 20:59
Just Curious:D:D:D

ridley99
17-10-2008, 21:08
if thats the things you think about im really worried for you

nerner
17-10-2008, 21:15
Just letting the creative juices flow

O\'Hara_fan
18-10-2008, 11:13
... you almost cry after losing a game on penalities.

nerner
18-10-2008, 19:07
You suffer an Unfortunate bathroom mishap after beating Arsenal with FC United.
You start to become an expert on the transfer system in Australia.
You start to keep pressing the up and down keys in a rythm and body-popping to the music it creates.

Lukaboi
18-10-2008, 19:09
You start to keep pressing the up and down keys in a rythm and body-popping to the music it creates.

Lmao, classic! I might try that :D

LSD
18-10-2008, 19:14
You start to keep pressing the up and down keys in a rythm and body-popping to the music it creates.

:cool: I'm not the only one :D

nerner
18-10-2008, 19:15
After a while your fingers start to ache but it is worth it, to see the look of your flatmates faces!!

LSD
18-10-2008, 19:15
Flatmates? I did it on the bus :D

nerner
18-10-2008, 19:16
When i came to London once i did it on the tube lol!