Stephanie McMahon's Secret Lover Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 So there I am on the verge of Champions' League football with Bolton when suddenly Nicklas Bendtner picks up the ball in the left back position. Am I worried? Not a chance. He sprints down the left wing and beats one man. - No problem there. Beats a second man. - OK time to bring him down guys. Beats a third man. - OK now its getting ridiculous. Just haul him down!!! Cuts inside a fourth man!!! Aarrgghh!!!!!!!!! Hammers a 25 yarder straight into the top corner!!!! You got to be kidding me! :mad: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonestar190 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Recently had my backup goalkeeper going to the press about wanting 1st team football. The press did a survey and found that 87% of people felt he should get a chance with the first team. That would have been fine, except my starting keeper was twice the player and had only let in one goal in the last 9 matches, all of which we had won, suddenly pushing us into a position to fight for the title. Yeah, changing the keeper seems like a great plan.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey2008 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Kevin Davies got the European Golden Boot (or whatever it is called - the top scorer thingy) in a save on FM11 way back when. I almost fell off my chair when i read that and now it is seared into my memory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicha_14 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 England have just lost on penalties in the Euro final in my game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGB_SPURS_FM09 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Tottenham Sacking Harry Redknapp for finishing 4th in the league and then looking to appoint a manager who failed with arguably a better team on more wages... (AVB) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blidly Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 England won the World Cup... Oh wait.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjm Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Torres actually looking like a decent striker again... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
easternhawk2 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I've drawn 3-3 before where the other team scored all six goals. This wouldn't happen much IRL, but for my old youth team we drew 4-4 and we scored all eight goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew bowditch Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Chris Smalling picking up the ball 5 yards form his own goal, closest opposing player to him was a good 15 yards away. Slow tempo, short passing game, as played by the team consistantly. Plenty of time, does he play a simple side pass back to the keeper? NO. Does he spread it out wide to the left back? NO. OK then surely he must play a simple forward ball to an unmarked Anchorman ahead of him ? NO. Instead the now 28 year old, ever reliable Centre back, Smashes a fast hard ball into the back of his fellow centre back Dedryk Boyata, the ball trickling over the line. There was no reason for the ball to even be played that way. Caused me a 1-0 loss and the end of my 100% record for the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trents Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Playing as Farnborough and having a financial status of 'Secure' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
o JaY Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 After Stuart Pearce guided England to back-to-back Euro Championships, 2012 and 2016 (highly unlikely but possible) and then resigned, the FA decided that the best possible candidate to succeed him was a man with no previous managerial or backroom staff experience! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
haunted1234 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 got promoted after couple of years into first polish devision, and hired francesco totti as assitant for 1200/ week :thup: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drazkul Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 One from me - i have NO idea what the reasoning behind this selection choice from England. Its not like they havnt got players who could play on the wings in their squad either as they have players who can play in that positin better then a CB!! EDIT: at the end of the match it seems they put on Cleverly to replace shawcross at half time and move him to the ML position putting Smalling back to his normal CB position Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveDM Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 On a 9 game unbeaten run including 5 wins on the spin, morale all Very Good or Superb. Press mentions my keeper hasn't conceded in 916 minutes of play. I praise him and the entire defence. Concedes 4 in his next game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilCuoreDiRoma Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 things that happened in FM that can't happen in real life eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpr Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Jamaica beating Spain, Denmark beating Brazil and Mali beating The Netherlands?!?! I might put a 20p accumulator on for those results at the 2016 world cup now... Wonder what odds I'd get Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipknot67 Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Jamaica beating Spain, Denmark beating Brazil and Mali beating The Netherlands?!?! I might put a 20p accumulator on for those results at the 2016 world cup now... Wonder what odds I'd get You'd probably get offered a million to one on that bet (and a straight-jacket) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikulec Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 One guy hired Samuel Eto'o as his assman at San Giovanni (San Marino). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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