Turneep Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 We broke up last saturday based on her decision. Her decision? I havent been paying her enough attention lately and she felt disheartened with the relationship. When does she claim I stopped paying her enough attention? Towards the end of October. Coincidentally around the same time FM12 was released! I expect Sports Interactive to compensate me with a new girlfriend, preferably with updated breasts and a more streamlined chassis. Preferably a hot prospect for the future on the U21 team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aderow Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 You wouldn't be the first and won't be the last. Great pic btw Some Guy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurf Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Funny you say FM cost you? Perhaps it's your managerial stats? your stats Girlfriend/Spouse Loyalty - 5 Domestic Girlfriend Bias - N/A Financial Control - 15 Hands on Approach - 5 Girlfriend Discipline - 2 Dating Consistency - 5 Perhaps you should have fined your girlfriend for not being professional. You should have told her you will be the one to decide whether she stays or goes. But perhaps consider allowing her to move on loan for short period to get more boyfriend action. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armand2 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Do the following: Girlfriend -> Private Chat -> Concerned -> "What are your concerns" (Assertive) -> when she responds "are you just trying to make things worse?", reply "I think this meeting has run it's course". Proceed to "compare with: sister" then offer mutual termination of contract. Publicly express interest in sister and then let your assistant deal with the rest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Do the following:Girlfriend -> Private Chat -> Concerned -> "What are your concerns" (Assertive) -> when she responds "are you just trying to make things worse?", reply "I think this meeting has run it's course". Proceed to "compare with: sister" then offer mutual termination of contract. Publicly express interest in sister and then let your assistant deal with the rest. Assistant? Is that what the kids are calling their junk now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawlore Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Assistant? Is that what the kids are calling their junk now? I certainly am now! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SazoJohnno Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 lol pointless thread but so funny nonetheless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranquelme Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 You have a buy back clause right? or at least a percentage? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 You have a buy back clause right? or at least a percentage? So now we're onto prostitution jokes..? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz32 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Assistant? Is that what the kids are calling their junk now? I wouldn't like it being abbreviated to AssMan... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurf Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 So now we're onto prostitution jokes..? Prostitution is a legal trade in some countries and regulated. Are you offended by this? If you are then I'm sorry. But just wanted to point out it's a legit job in a lot of countries around the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Prostitution is a legal trade in some countries and regulated. Are you offended by this? If you are then I'm sorry. But just wanted to point out it's a legit job in a lot of countries around the world. ...sadly, tone isn't portrayed well by text alone, at least in this case. Incidental, due to forum rules I am unable to use this perfect opportunity for the ultimate 'Yo Mamma' joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxonaitor Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 It's a known bug and has been reported to SI Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 It's a known bug and has been reported to SI I disagree, I'm certain you'll find that its his tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Os Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Well worth the price Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikeal Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 It's your tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tez01979 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 he found out he wasn't clicking the mouse correctly:) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmastermind124 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Next time use the editor to give your girlfriend better attributes in all areas. Except for her finishing skills, that is already excellent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynet Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 If it was FM09 being released in the October I would have begged your girlfriend for another chance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI Staff Ter Posted December 5, 2011 SI Staff Share Posted December 5, 2011 This is not Weird Science. We make games not girlfriends so will be unable to send you a replacement one. If that was the case I'd be working in QA. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koki Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I bet she 'feels the two of you can stay friends'? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slawbawn Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 She clearly felt she couldn't work with you anymore and it would be best if she were to leave. However, if you were to have offered her a mutual termination of her contract, she would of probably gone insane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE BoMBeR Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 place an advert for a new girlfriend! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadessico Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 she's probually disheartened at the lack of discipline shown. i use to have a girlfriend once, but then i got an arrow to the knee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOStriker Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 If she's still a free agent declare your interest, then offer her an improved contract to tie her down for her best years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedas Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 It's obvious, your girlfriend have a very bad AI. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Pacino Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 @ all puns so far. This one could run and run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aderow Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 She probably was not very happy with your team talks. Any bad performances were probably down to you saying 'pleased' at half time. I'll grab my coat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koki Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 [Funny pun with the word 'sweeper' that implies that women are only good for cleaning]. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macflyer Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Next time use the editor to give your girlfriend better attributes in all areas. Except for her finishing skills, that is already excellent. How you know about that? Did you invite her for a trial? 1 week, 2 weeks, 3 or 4 weeks? Maybe she sucks at it!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macflyer Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 If she's still a free agent declare your interest, then offer her an improved contract to tie her down for her best years. Rumours going she already found another team who is going to give it a shot.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt123 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Is her agent demanding more money for her services and if you declined is she currently being touted around the pub team? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macflyer Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Funny you say FM cost you? Perhaps it's your managerial stats? your stats Girlfriend/Spouse Loyalty - 5 Domestic Girlfriend Bias - N/A Financial Control - 15 Hands on Approach - 5 Girlfriend Discipline - 2 Dating Consistency - 5 Perhaps you should have fined your girlfriend for not being professional. You should have told her you will be the one to decide whether she stays or goes. But perhaps consider allowing her to move on loan for short period to get more boyfriend action. It's not in the stats. He failed for not breaking her into first team duties....on the other hand, maybe he should have subbed her more often to stimulate her desire to perform better....I imagine it's hard to swallow losing a team maid this way...should have put her on the spot and let her take all the penalties she wanted.....now she is being picked up by a team who are more aggressive.... Can someone please clean up after my @#$& mind? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Rumour has it she was being "tapped up" by another club... ...she apparently wanted more "first team football". This is a joke and I do not have any reason to believe that she actually did this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
laBOMBA Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 What? She didn't offer you a mutual termination first but released you on a free? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macflyer Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 We broke up last saturday based on her decision. Her decision? I havent been paying her enough attention lately and she felt disheartened with the relationship. When does she claim I stopped paying her enough attention? Towards the end of October. Coincidentally around the same time FM12 was released!I expect Sports Interactive to compensate me with a new girlfriend, preferably with updated breasts and a more streamlined chassis. Preferably a hot prospect for the future on the U21 team. I hear you mate. Sometimes you give someone an inch and she'll take a Miles.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YAY Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Do the following:Girlfriend -> Private Chat -> Concerned -> "What are your concerns" (Assertive) -> when she responds "are you just trying to make things worse?", reply "I think this meeting has run it's course". Proceed to "compare with: sister" then offer mutual termination of contract. Publicly express interest in sister and then let your assistant deal with the rest. Thats is the BEST comment I have ever, EVER read! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macflyer Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Thats is the BEST comment I have ever, EVER read! The problem with the sis, bro, is that she won't keep her mouth tight and most likely will share match day preparation details and match day itself with her sis. Not the best formation for ongoing success if you ask me but another trophy... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
singtelsux Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 This OP should get nominated in the GD Users polls... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macflyer Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 This OP should get nominated in the GD Users polls... Yeah, FM always has been about mind games at some point, or not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverboot81 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 One word: rotation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
singtelsux Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Should've put the girlfriend on loan list.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom L Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I think it is linket to the your reputation and the reputation of the league you are playing. Maybe you need to look for a different league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koki Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Thats is the BEST comment I have ever, EVER read!Is that the winning post? Surely that settles it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawlore Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Of course, you might be happier if you went back to a previous, less complicated version. Or have you tried Handheld? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Football Manager. Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 get in a young prospect on loan, if she isn't doing the buisness terminate loan and send her packing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobBRFC Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 she's probually disheartened at the lack of discipline shown. i use to have a girlfriend once, but then i got an arrow to the knee this did make me chuckle, I wonder how many people understood it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macflyer Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 this did make me chuckle, I wonder how many people understood it? pet yourself that you did Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olfrud Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I would say this is a real life bug... The problem is, there's nobody to fix it nor whom u could complain to Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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