Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Hi there! And welcome to our coverage of the second annual FMCU awards There are already people gathering here at the Forum, waiting for a chance to see the stars of the FMCU threads. Stay tuned for our pre-awards coverage, continuing all the way up to 9pm when the awards themselves will kick off" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamers Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 We all eagerly await arguably the biggest day in the FMCU calender! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Due to the fact that Kim Kardashian had bought 72 days of network time from marriage to divorce, we were somewhat delayed in bringing you this presentation, but never fear, we are just 90 mins away from the main event!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Due to the fact that Kim Kardashian had bought 72 days of network time from marriage to divorce, we were somewhat delayed in bringing you this presentation, but never fear, we are just 90 mins away from the main event!" Good one! And now I will find out what this award is about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 And let's check in with Claire. Claire? "Hi D! It's great to be back again, reporting live from the red carpet! So far, we haven't seen many of the various posters who are up for an award, but as you know, it's ALWAYS good to be fashionably late!" Thanks Claire, see you soon! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK22 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Good luck everyone, I'm off to the Awards hospitality area (free bar ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrbfcrule Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Good Luck people Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 *Settles in* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 And we're cutting live to Claire on the red carpet "Hi D! We've just caught a glimpse of AK22 on the carpet, we don't think he's up for an award, but he is still turning heads in the lucky silver shoes that Raware wore last year!" Any more on other guests, Claire? "Sorry, D! Nothing so far, but the last of the paparazzi are streaming in, so we should have this show on the road soon!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Commercials again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 And we're back to Claire, Claire? "Hi D! We just had the most amazing entrance! hrbfcrule just abseiled down from a helicopter, unzipped his flight suit and emerged, wearing a designer tux. If there were points for flashiness, this guy would win, hands down!" Anyone else? "Yep! We had SnakeXe strutt down the carpet, replete with Armani suit, slicked back hair on a ponytail and a general air of arrogance. Looks like all that time spent in Italy has rubbed off on him! Back to you!" Thanks Claire! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 *Watches on tv, marvelling at Claire, and dreaming of being there in a year's time* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverbird93 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 good luck to everyone up for an award Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff 1993 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Hahaha I think i'll try and sneak into the bar area, hopefully without being seen by the FM security Good luck for everyone up for an award Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 We're inside this beautiful venue and the final stragglers are taking their seats for what promises to be an excellent night of award-based fun! *voiceover* "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaadies and gentleman! Welcome to the Second Annual FMCU Awards!!! And now, to kick the proceedings off, give it up for... HALF MAN, HALF BISCUIT!" [video=youtube;na12OyJEgJ8] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iHeadHunta x Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Am I at the Award show Maybe next year for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Woooh! *claps* Wasn't that great? Yeah! I'm afraid I have some bad news actually... Last year's co-host, Anne Hathaway, couldn't be here tonight as she's just got Burnley back into the Premier League and she's only got a £1m budget to keep them up, so I'll hand things over to my new co-presenter.... MEGAN FOX! "Hi everyone! Thank you so much for coming! Gee, this is a lot different to having to stand next to giant robots all day!" *audience laughs* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Am I at the Award show Maybe next year for me Everyone is there. Although, not all can win Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iHeadHunta x Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Yay Front row seat I hope Next year im going for an award especially if Megan Fox is the host again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Yep! We had SnakeXe strutt down the carpet, replete with Armani suit, slicked back hair on a ponytail and a general air of arrogance. Looks like all that time spent in Italy has rubbed off on him! Back to you!" It's like you know me... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 It's like you know me... It seems he does have good scouts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 So, on to our first award! This is for the BEST FMCU POSTER. Last year's winner, Raware, made a strong showing again and it came down to the final three nominees. Raware rancer890 Flamers And the winner is... Megan? "The winner is....*rip*... rancer890!!" *applause* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iHeadHunta x Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Well done Rancer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Did she really need to rip her dress off before announcing it? Come on Megan, lend it some class... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Wow! Congrats to the Canuck in the flannel shirt. That looks the same one as last year? It is? Oh... Right! Megan? "We now come to the second award of the evening, the Best FMCU Thread Name, You can pun, you can play on words, but only the best one will let FMCU..." *audience groan* Here are the nominees Messi, Nah? - SnakeXe Ingolstadt, Outgolstadt, In, Out, In, Out, Shake It All About - Me Stats Are Like Miniskirts; They Give You Good Ideas, But Hide The Important Things - Cougar 2010 "And the winner is...*rip*....Cougar2010 for "Stats Are Like Miniskirts; They Give You Good Ideas, But Hide The Important Things" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Congrats rancer890 and Cougar2010! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Wow! A great win there! And now over to our house band, Half Man, Half Biscuit! [video=youtube;HP2TxPY3TX4] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrbfcrule Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Congratz Cougar2010 and rancer890 "Hi D! We just had the most amazing entrance! hrbfcrule just abseiled down from a helicopter, unzipped his flight suit and emerged, wearing a designer tux. If there were points for flashiness, this guy would win, hands down!" Sounds just like me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Congrats cougar and rancer! Mine was a better pun than it looked at first glance, if you get the secondary joke... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Thank guys! You're sounding great tonight! And now on to our third award, the FMCU Fountain of Youth award, this really is for those careers who have kept on going and going and going. All with their own grown players. The nominees are, Megan? "Thanks! The nominees are; IK Tord - Becoming the best in Europe using only youth products - hrbfcrule dafuge on tour - dafuge SK Vard Haugesund - Give the Youth a Chance - Dune297 And the winner iiiisss....... hrbfcrule for "IK Tord - Becoming the best in Europe using only youth products"! *applause* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Thanks everyone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Well done hrbfc, fully deserved! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Thanks everyone! "Hi, rancer890? Jennifer here from FMCUTV(BBCITVVCDFCandBar)! Congratulations on your win! However, I have to ask, you appeared last year in the flannel shirt and ripped jeans. Is this still the fashion in the frozen wastes of Canada? Also, how does it feel to have won an award this year?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Definitely deserved for hrbfcrule, no doubts there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Well done hrbfc, fully deserved! "Hi, SnakeXe? I'm Jennifer with FMCU.TV. Can I ask you how it feels for no-one to get your pun? Will you be relying on a new one for next year? Or will you just be always misunderstood?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raware Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Sorry, arrived late after playing squash . I'm still in my gym gear and a bit sweaty but nevertheless I've slipped on those silver shoes and it got me into the VIP area Well done to rancer, Cougar and hrbfcrule . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Hi, SnakeXe? I'm Jennifer with FMCU.TV. Can I ask you how it feels for no-one to get your pun? Will you be relying on a new one for next year? Or will you just be always misunderstood?" Hi Jennifer! My new thread title isn't quite a pun, but it is a riff on another Ricky Gervais comedy, this time The Office. A slightly more well-know quote this time, and I explained it in the OP just to be sure! I'm slightly disappointed noone got the double entendre, as it means they haven't discovered the delights of Karl Pilkington's tiny round mind, but not entirely surprised. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 as it means they haven't discovered the delights of Karl Pilkington's tiny round mind, but not entirely surprised. Messi is a snidy character but he's at that size where he gets away with it. Karl rules! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Ladies and gentlemen! It is time for another award! Megan? A costume change, I see "That's right, D! A girl can only weep into one dress so much after losing the Champions League Final!" Hahahaha, I agree! The next award? "The next award is the FMCU Under-The-Radar award! This award is for the posters who were mainly unknown before FM11 and have burst onto the scene! The nominees are..." Flamers AK22 Noikee All of these nominees were worthy of winning, but the winner is.....*rip*.... Flamers for his contributions and thread, titled "The Ice Cream Dream" *applause* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Congrats hrbfcrule and Flamers,good job guys! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.W.G Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Congrats to all award winners Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrbfcrule Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Thanks everyone and congratz flamers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Hi, rancer890? Jennifer here from FMCUTV(BBCITVVCDFCandBar)! Congratulations on your win! However, I have to ask, you appeared last year in the flannel shirt and ripped jeans. Is this still the fashion in the frozen wastes of Canada? Also, how does it feel to have won an award this year?" "Definitely! My appearance last year in the flannel shirt and ripped jeans only resulted in a fashion craze coast to coast across Canada from Victoria to St. John's! It's the only thing 'in' in the country these days! Pffft, nothing beats a flannel shirt and ripped jeans, nothing! And it feels fantastic to have won an award this year. The other 2 finalists, Raware and Flamers are FMCU posters who I respect very much and to have won this award means a lot to me. Thank you all!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Wow! What a show so far! And now, for the final time, our house band for the evening!...HALF MAN, HALF BISCUIT! [video=youtube;uqpJ6XYykHE] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 And congratz Cougar, hrbfcrule, and Flamers on winning awards! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Thanks everyone and congratz flamers "Hi, hrbfcrule! Jennifer from FMCU.TV here! I thought I'd have to catch you before you have to put the kids to bed! Are you happy with your award? Will you be doing this same this year? Or will you just take over Man City and buy it all?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK22 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Congratulations to all the winners so far. rancer, hrbfcrule, Cougar and Flamers, all very well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 We're now onto the juicy tailend of the show now! Megan? Another costume change? "Well, during the interval, I lost 0-1 to Wigan as Man City, through their only shot on goal, even though I had 26. So I had to change a *slightly* ripped dress..." Hahaha, it happens to all of us, Megan. Next award? "The next award is the Best FMCU Career award! This goes to the person who has entertained everyone with their writing, their escapades and their successes! The nominees are..." dafuge on tour - dafuge Way Of The Dragon - rancer890 Messi? Nah - SnakeXe "And the winner is?....*rip*..... dafuge for "dafuge on tour"!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrbfcrule Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Hi, hrbfcrule! Jennifer from FMCU.TV here! I thought I'd have to catch you before you have to put the kids to bed! Are you happy with your award? Will you be doing this same this year? Or will you just take over Man City and buy it all?" I am very happy with my award. It is tempting just buying Man City and most likely ruining them but I think i'll stick with Tord. Would like to say thanks for everyone who voted and congratulations to all the winners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Congrats Flamers and dafuge, really well deserved! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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