NUFCAlex Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I stupidly told my girlfriend to get FM for my birthday. How is this stupid? My birthday is not till November 2nd. Now i know she has it somewhere in the house cos she pre ordered but she wouldn't give it to me, so i may have to kill her tonight when i get in from work. This could be seen as ungrateful but women just dont understand how important Football Manager is to a man's life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanNUFC Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Haha (couldn't resist:p) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephanie McMahon's Secret Lover Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Dump her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI Staff Nick Habershon Posted October 21, 2011 SI Staff Share Posted October 21, 2011 It's in the wardrobe. That's where women hide stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 in the words of one Homer J Simpson - D'OH!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Next time she ask for a new pair of shoes tell her that you'll get them for her birthday/xmas, it doesn't matter how long it takes revenge must be exacted upon her. It's in the wardrobe. That's where women hide stuff. A near 100% certainty, even better now that you do not need the disk, just carefully remove the plastic covering get the activation code & reseal with superglue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Jambo Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 It's in the wardrobe. That's where women hide stuff. I found a naked midget wearing one of my ties holding a whip in my missis wardrobe... Was very upset to be honest... I thought i lost that tie... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFCAlex Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 I will have to do something i wont be able to sit in the house knowing i have the game somewhere but cant play it. It will drive me insane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
itdoesntmatterwhatthissays Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 That really has made me chuckle, shocking behaviour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 be grateful that you have a loving and caring GF, respect and honour her by waiting patiently so she may gain pleasure from giving you something you want. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFCAlex Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 A near 100% certainty, even better now that you do not need the disk, just carefully remove the plastic covering get the activation code & reseal with superglue. Yeah and how will i explain my dissappearence tonight when i sneak off to play it? lol. Will check her wardrobe though as soon as i get in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFCAlex Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 be grateful that you have a loving and caring GF, respect and honour her by waiting patiently so she may gain pleasure from giving you something you want. This was a joke right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertcornell68 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Yeah and how will i explain my dissappearence tonight when i sneak off to play it? Fake kidnapping? It's what Homer Simpson would do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 This was a joke right? i never joke about GF's or FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 This was a joke right? Check his location. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlm_77 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 be grateful that you have a loving and caring GF, respect and honour her by waiting patiently so she may gain pleasure from giving you something you want. You're not under the thumb at all eh? I TELL me wife that I'm playing FM ALL TODAY AND ALL WEEKEND because I took MY OWN LEAVE from work, therefore, I would normally be AT WORK, so she can't ask me to do anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Check his location. check my join date, i remember when all this was fields Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 check my join date, i remember when all this was fields Was that before the two planets collided? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 You're not under the thumb at all eh?I TELL me wife that I'm playing FM ALL TODAY AND ALL WEEKEND because I took MY OWN LEAVE from work, therefore, I would normally be AT WORK, so she can't ask me to do anything. This is where it all goes wrong. The us and them mentality, the divisive mental attitude. Work together, blur the edges of the yin and the yang. My wife played FM once for a couple of seasons. She got Tranmere to the Prem and then won the prem. She never played it again, having seen what it had to offer. Without FMRT and it's predecessors I would be unemployed most seasons Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Was that before the two planets collided? That was the techcities forum, I believe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFCAlex Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 I TELL me wife that I'm playing FM ALL TODAY AND ALL WEEKEND because I took MY OWN LEAVE from work, therefore, I would normally be AT WORK, so she can't ask me to do anything. Great stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlm_77 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 This is where it all goes wrong. The us and them mentality, the divisive mental attitude. Work together, blur the edges of the yin and the yang. My wife played FM once for a couple of seasons. She got Tranmere to the Prem and then won the prem. She never played it again, having seen what it had to offer. Without FMRT and it's predecessors I would be unemployed most seasons Erm, nothing has gone wrong at all. There HAS to be very clear boundaries. I paid for and built the PC, therefore it is MINE and everthing on it is MINE. I paid for and gave as a PRESENT her iPad, therefore that is HERS and everything on it is HERS. The laptop is belongs to BOTH of us but does not and never will have FM on it. We share a lot but FM and a high spec PC - NEVER!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Erm, nothing has gone wrong at all.There HAS to be very clear boundaries. I paid for and built the PC, therefore it is MINE and everthing on it is MINE. I paid for and gave as a PRESENT her iPad, therefore that is HERS and everything on it is HERS. The laptop is belongs to BOTH of us but does not and never will have FM on it. We share a lot but FM and a high spec PC - NEVER!!!! Bah, you are just scared SHE will beat you just like my wife beat me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlm_77 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Bah, you are just scared SHE will beat you just like my wife beat me LOL I'd not thought of it that way but OMG if she ever did!!! I'd quit there and then!!! It'll NEVER happen, NEVER!!!! MWHAHAHAHA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmi88 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 rename this to "wish I Didn't have a girlfriend part 2" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 rename this to "wish I Didn't have a girlfriend part 2" How come you've got a girlfriend part as well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyboyz Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Maybe she will relent like my wife did. I wanted LA Noire on the XBOX and she bought it on release day as a birthday present(my birthday being end of July)....one week after release she handed it to me..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalglish Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 check my join date, i remember when all this was fields Check mine. I remember when those fields were covered with mountains of ice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankylars Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Will check her wardrobe though as soon as i get in If your scouting knowledge were higher in that region, you'd already have a pretty good idea about the hidden attributes there... Time to convince the board to get another scout. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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