You know your team is playing well when...

Hi all, I'm in a good mood this morning fresh from unexpectedly winning my first silverware on my current save in the wee small hours so here's a fun thread to start the day.

Complete the following sentence (I'll get the ball rolling):

You know your team is playing well when...

your midfielder scores two absolute screamers from free kicks two games in succession (the second being the equaliser in a cup final ) when you've never scored a direct FK in four seasons prior to that

... you accidently field a keeper as striker and he scores within the first ten minutes

... you accidently field a keeper as striker and he scores within the first ten minutes

... you accidently field a striker as a keeper and still keep a clean sheet.

... You're winning 5-0, league is already wrapped up and you're disappointed when the other team scores a 89th minute goal.

...you win a penalty shoot out against the new champions despite none of your players having more than 13 for penalty taking

...they put 5 unanswered goals past Real Madrid in 10 minutes despite it being their first competitive match in over 40 days.

your five - nill up against a top half premier league side within 35 mins

yoour 17 yr old regen midfielder with Long Shots rating of 6 belts one in from 20-25 yards

.....when the wife asks why the cat is unusually quiet today.

when your (my) striker (Duda) scores 9 goals in the last 3 matches!

....When they require 0 points from 3 games to guarantee qualification for the Champions League

... the commentator says the opposition has a lot of work to done on the game after 6 minutes.

.....when the wife asks why the cat is unusually quiet today.

Don't get this one - surely if the cat is quiet that's because you kicked it to death in a rage at how badly your team is playing?

... the commentator says the opposition has a lot of work to done on the game after 6 minutes.

hahahaha one of my favs!!!

... you didn't watch your team's first half, see that the opposition has scored 1 goal in the corner of the eye and then use 'show anger' as team talk because your team has been playing badly of late. Right after the kick-off you realise, that your team has already scored 6 goals

... you need to threaten your players with unspeakable things to avoid complacency, but the game only have "expect a win" as a choice. (the choices should START at expect a win and increase in demands from there!)

...the commentator says 'the opposition fans have had enough of this and are heading for the exit' in the first 10 minutes

... you get frustrated that you're team won't lose because the file has lost all the challenging factors (149 all comps and counting)

... you need to threaten your players with unspeakable things to avoid complacency, but the game only have "expect a win" as a choice. (the choices should START at expect a win and increase in demands from there!)

Agreed. Team talks get tricky at this point because your players get complaceny EVERY game.....

I know my team is playing when my team composed of reserves and youth team players, averaging 19 years old, and they do this to the second best team in italy:

...When your tell your Goalkeeper has an average rating of 6.9, you tell him your disappointed in his recent form despite keeping 5 clean sheets in his last 5 games

...When you defeat Brazil in 3 different situations and the 3 times the manager is sacked after the match

When you concede in the last minute, despite being 5-0 up, and proceed to 'set about' the Mrs.

...When you defeat Brazil in 3 different situations and the 3 times the manager is sacked after the match

Haha that is awesome. Brazilian managers get sacked way to quickly in this game....