TBarrs Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 anyone been losing 2-0 at half time and decide to leave the game to go and have a big pony in the bog!! then come back and it's 3-2 to you and your jumping around saying get in there, you sit back down then they score again! then i went back to the toilet because i forgot to wipe my ars came back and it was 4-3 to you hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dankrzyz Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 ...and have a big pony in the bog!! I love the English. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBarrs Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 I love the English. Thank you Dankrzyz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyhero Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 not like that but only friday at 4-0 up at half time, i popped downstairs to get a yogurt, came back up to see it had finished 4-4.. but unless its 3-4-0 at half time ill never leave a game in progress Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Yesterday I was playing at night, fell asleep whilst playing a match, was losing 3-1 at the time i fell asleep. By the time I woke up it was 4-3 to me and the 89th minute! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBarrs Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 not like that but only friday at 4-0 up at half time, i popped downstairs to get a yogurt, came back up to see it had finished 4-4..but unless its 3-4-0 at half time ill never leave a game in progress mate you need to pop downstairs more often Yesterday I was playing at night, fell asleep whilst playing a match, was losing 3-1 at the time i fell asleep. By the time I woke up it was 4-3 to me and the 89th minute! and J.T i hope this is not john terry haha you need to sleep more often at your own wifes house not anybody elses hahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo_99 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Losing 2-0 at half time. Went downstairs to get a strawberry poptart and a glass of fizzy milk, went back upstairs and I was winning 4-3!! Shame it was only a friendly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_numbers Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 went back to the toilet because i forgot to wipe my ars The implications of this are truly disgusting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 anyone been losing 2-0 at half time and deside to leave the game to go and have a big pony in the bog!! then come back and it's 3-2 to you and your jumping around saying get in there, you sit back down then they score again! then i went back to the toilet because i forgot to wipe my ars came back and it was 4-3 to you hahahaha Post of the year without a doubt. Especially the part where you somehow forget to wipe your... well... and then whilst watching the them score you suddenly are notified to this (I don't want to know how). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbrahimAliMaher Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 There is a pause button you know...and how exactly do you forget to wipe your rear end? i agree with the above Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugo_rune Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 This is quite possibly the funniest post I've read on the internet this year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston Ellis Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 i forgot to wipe my ars Brown skidmarks, lovely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBarrs Posted March 22, 2011 Author Share Posted March 22, 2011 Post of the year without a doubt. Especially the part where you somehow forget to wipe your... well... and then whilst watching the them score you suddenly are notified to this (I don't want to know how). Sorry mate it was bad times for me!! There is a pause button you know...and how exactly do you forget to wipe your rear end? i agree with the above i no there’s a pause button but i was proper ****ed off! and i needed to let 1 go! i took something to help to go toilet about 7 hours before this, but i didn’t notice until i done the whoopsy in the bog that there wasn’t no toilet roll! it was in the kitchen and you have to walk past my room to get to the kitchen so had a quick peak and i was 3-2 up! i was jumping going mad sat down and they scored! and i thought to myself hang on **** forgot the bog roll! so went back to the toilet wiped the arris!! back i went and i won 4-3!! a few skid marks but well worth it in the end SOME GUY This is quite possibly the funniest post I've read on the internet this year. Thanks i guess?? haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dune297 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I love the English. As do I fellow Texan, as do I. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Playing as Caley Thistle I was losing to Celtic in the Scottish Cup Final 2-0 at half time. I did my team talk, made a substitution and started the second half. I left, ate some dinner and came back and we had won 5-3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crouchaldinho Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 How can you forget to wipe? :confused: Disgusting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBarrs Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 How can you forget to wipe? :confused: Disgusting. i never forgot, i didnt notice there wasnt any toilet roll antil after, it was in the kitchen but you have to walk past my room to get to the kitchen so i had a quick look at the score!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracken Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I had this happen once (though I hadn't gone for a dump) I was managing Nigeria and had somehow made my way to the World Cup Final, where I was up against Brazil. Figured I had no chance, so buggered off for a drink with a few mates, having left the match playing. Came back and we were 3-0 up at half time! Decided they were doing better without me, let the second half play and we won 4-0! Sometimes you've just got to have faith in your boys to do it themselves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 i never forgot, i didnt notice there wasnt any toilet roll antil after, it was in the kitchen but you have to walk past my room to get to the kitchen so i had a quick look at the score!! So you walked with an unwiped botty to the kitchen and back... Did you pull your pants up or did you shuffle helplessly with them around your ankles? This is starting to remind me of Charlie Brooker's "Where's The Paper?!" song on Screenwipe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBarrs Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 I had this happen once (though I hadn't gone for a dump)I was managing Nigeria and had somehow made my way to the World Cup Final, where I was up against Brazil. Figured I had no chance, so buggered off for a drink with a few mates, having left the match playing. Came back and we were 3-0 up at half time! Decided they were doing better without me, let the second half play and we won 4-0! Sometimes you've just got to have faith in your boys to do it themselves I bet you was over the moon!! how long was you into the game for how many years? and your dame right, sometimes you have to let them do it! haha So you walked with an unwiped botty to the kitchen and back... Did you pull your pants up or did you shuffle helplessly with them around your ankles?This is starting to remind me of Charlie Brooker's "Where's The Paper?!" song on Screenwipe. no i didnt pull them up all the way, even though a few skidmarks were left hahaha and i havent heard it?? lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnfieldRoad10 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 TBarrs, you're one of a kind, sir. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracken Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I bet you was over the moon!! how long was you into the game for how many years? and your dame right, sometimes you have to let them do it! haha no i didnt pull them up all the way, even though a few skidmarks were left hahaha and i havent heard it?? lol I was chuffed! I think it was the 2018 World Cup? I don't know it was a while ago to be honest, but I was delighted, one of my best achievements on FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 no i didnt pull them up all the way, even though a few skidmarks were left hahahaand i havent heard it?? lol Urgh lol. The song's a mickey-take of a scene from a rather poo show called Britannia High: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBarrs Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Urgh lol. The song's a mickey-take of a scene from a rather poo show called Britannia High: what has this got to do with me? lool Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 what has this got to do with me? lool Have you watched the entire thing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBarrs Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Have you watched the entire thing? yeah all of it..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 yeah all of it..... *blinks* He has no loo roll, and he shuffles off with his pants round his ankles at the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 By the way, sorry for going WAY off topic with all of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracken Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 By the way, sorry for going WAY off topic with all of this. Don't apologise, it's a lot more entertaining Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manworker Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I take the laptop with me. Especially when im choosing my team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koppol Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Unfourtanately i come back and im ususually 5 down. I have had the occasional suprise though. Always a nice feeling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aditya Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Can you subscribe at peoples post? because I think you have made pretty funny post in this forum ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preveza Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I wouldnt be touching his mouse thats for sure. Left side would perhaps be surely a darker, brownier shade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I wouldnt be touching his mouse thats for sure. Left side would perhaps be surely a darker, brownier shade Thankfully in my case, the brown on my left mouse button is chocolate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElJaffacakeo Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Went downstairs to get a strawberry poptart and a glass of fizzy milk Im Sorry, why has no one picked up on this??? Fizzy milk!?!? Have you atually soda streamed some milk???? Also, I take my laptop with me to the bog. It weirds my girlfriend out. Its not uncommon for me to disappear for 30, 40 minutes with my laptop to the toilet then get shouted at for taking so long and going with my laptop! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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