Up and leave! then come back :)

anyone been losing 2-0 at half time and decide to leave the game to go and have a big pony in the bog!! then come back and it's 3-2 to you and your jumping around saying get in there, you sit back down then they score again! then i went back to the toilet because i forgot to wipe my ars came back and it was 4-3 to you hahahaha

...and have a big pony in the bog!!

I love the English.

I love the English.

Thank you Dankrzyz

not like that but only friday at 4-0 up at half time, i popped downstairs to get a yogurt, came back up to see it had finished 4-4..

but unless its 3-4-0 at half time ill never leave a game in progress

Yesterday I was playing at night, fell asleep whilst playing a match, was losing 3-1 at the time i fell asleep. By the time I woke up it was 4-3 to me and the 89th minute!

not like that but only friday at 4-0 up at half time, i popped downstairs to get a yogurt, came back up to see it had finished 4-4..

but unless its 3-4-0 at half time ill never leave a game in progress

mate you need to pop downstairs more often

Yesterday I was playing at night, fell asleep whilst playing a match, was losing 3-1 at the time i fell asleep. By the time I woke up it was 4-3 to me and the 89th minute!

and J.T i hope this is not john terry haha you need to sleep more often at your own wifes house not anybody elses hahaha

Losing 2-0 at half time.

Went downstairs to get a strawberry poptart and a glass of fizzy milk, went back upstairs and I was winning 4-3!!

Shame it was only a friendly.

went back to the toilet because i forgot to wipe my ars

The implications of this are truly disgusting.

anyone been losing 2-0 at half time and deside to leave the game to go and have a big pony in the bog!! then come back and it's 3-2 to you and your jumping around saying get in there, you sit back down then they score again! then i went back to the toilet because i forgot to wipe my ars came back and it was 4-3 to you hahahaha

Post of the year without a doubt. Especially the part where you somehow forget to wipe your... well... and then whilst watching the them score you suddenly are notified to this (I don't want to know how).

There is a pause button you know...and how exactly do you forget to wipe your rear end? i agree with the above

This is quite possibly the funniest post I've read on the internet this year.

i forgot to wipe my ars

Brown skidmarks, lovely

Post of the year without a doubt. Especially the part where you somehow forget to wipe your... well... and then whilst watching the them score you suddenly are notified to this (I don't want to know how).

Sorry mate it was bad times for me!!

There is a pause button you know...and how exactly do you forget to wipe your rear end? i agree with the above

i no there’s a pause button but i was proper ****ed off! and i needed to let 1 go! i took something to help to go toilet about 7 hours before this, but i didn’t notice until i done the whoopsy in the bog that there wasn’t no toilet roll! it was in the kitchen and you have to walk past my room to get to the kitchen so had a quick peak and i was 3-2 up! i was jumping going mad sat down and they scored! and i thought to myself hang on **** forgot the bog roll! so went back to the toilet wiped the arris!! back i went and i won 4-3!! a few skid marks but well worth it in the end SOME GUY

This is quite possibly the funniest post I've read on the internet this year.

Thanks i guess?? haha

I love the English.

As do I fellow Texan, as do I.

Playing as Caley Thistle I was losing to Celtic in the Scottish Cup Final 2-0 at half time. I did my team talk, made a substitution and started the second half. I left, ate some dinner and came back and we had won 5-3

How can you forget to wipe? :confused: Disgusting.

How can you forget to wipe? :confused: Disgusting.

i never forgot, i didnt notice there wasnt any toilet roll antil after, it was in the kitchen but you have to walk past my room to get to the kitchen so i had a quick look at the score!!

I had this happen once (though I hadn't gone for a dump)

I was managing Nigeria and had somehow made my way to the World Cup Final, where I was up against Brazil. Figured I had no chance, so buggered off for a drink with a few mates, having left the match playing. Came back and we were 3-0 up at half time! Decided they were doing better without me, let the second half play and we won 4-0! Sometimes you've just got to have faith in your boys to do it themselves

i never forgot, i didnt notice there wasnt any toilet roll antil after, it was in the kitchen but you have to walk past my room to get to the kitchen so i had a quick look at the score!!

So you walked with an unwiped botty to the kitchen and back... Did you pull your pants up or did you shuffle helplessly with them around your ankles?

This is starting to remind me of Charlie Brooker's "Where's The Paper?!" song on Screenwipe.

I had this happen once (though I hadn't gone for a dump)

I was managing Nigeria and had somehow made my way to the World Cup Final, where I was up against Brazil. Figured I had no chance, so buggered off for a drink with a few mates, having left the match playing. Came back and we were 3-0 up at half time! Decided they were doing better without me, let the second half play and we won 4-0! Sometimes you've just got to have faith in your boys to do it themselves

I bet you was over the moon!! how long was you into the game for how many years? and your dame right, sometimes you have to let them do it! haha

So you walked with an unwiped botty to the kitchen and back... Did you pull your pants up or did you shuffle helplessly with them around your ankles?

This is starting to remind me of Charlie Brooker's "Where's The Paper?!" song on Screenwipe.

no i didnt pull them up all the way, even though a few skidmarks were left hahaha

and i havent heard it?? lol

TBarrs, you're one of a kind, sir.

I bet you was over the moon!! how long was you into the game for how many years? and your dame right, sometimes you have to let them do it! haha

no i didnt pull them up all the way, even though a few skidmarks were left hahaha

and i havent heard it?? lol

I was chuffed! I think it was the 2018 World Cup? I don't know it was a while ago to be honest, but I was delighted, one of my best achievements on FM.

no i didnt pull them up all the way, even though a few skidmarks were left hahaha

and i havent heard it?? lol

Urgh lol.

The song's a mickey-take of a scene from a rather poo show called Britannia High:

Urgh lol.

The song's a mickey-take of a scene from a rather poo show called Britannia High:

what has this got to do with me? lool

what has this got to do with me? lool

Have you watched the entire thing?

Have you watched the entire thing?

yeah all of it.....

yeah all of it.....

*blinks*

He has no loo roll, and he shuffles off with his pants round his ankles at the end.

By the way, sorry for going WAY off topic with all of this.

By the way, sorry for going WAY off topic with all of this.

Don't apologise, it's a lot more entertaining

I take the laptop with me. Especially when im choosing my team.

Unfourtanately i come back and im ususually 5 down. I have had the occasional suprise though. Always a nice feeling.

Can you subscribe at peoples post? because I think you have made pretty funny post in this forum !

I wouldnt be touching his mouse thats for sure. Left side would perhaps be surely a darker, brownier shade

I wouldnt be touching his mouse thats for sure. Left side would perhaps be surely a darker, brownier shade

Thankfully in my case, the brown on my left mouse button is chocolate.

Went downstairs to get a strawberry poptart and a glass of fizzy milk

Im Sorry, why has no one picked up on this??? Fizzy milk!?!? Have you atually soda streamed some milk????

Also, I take my laptop with me to the bog. It weirds my girlfriend out. Its not uncommon for me to disappear for 30, 40 minutes with my laptop to the toilet then get shouted at for taking so long and going with my laptop!