Blinkenlights Faxlore Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 1. If defenders score goals, ever, it proves that there is a corner exploit and that you are clearly cheating. 2. If you can't win, it's obviously a bug. 3. If Ronaldo won't sign for your Blue Square Premier team even though you offered him all the Brylcreem he could eat and free use of a flat in Kent, it's obviously a bug. 4. FM 2011 is inferior to FM 2007 in every way, shape and form. Obvious, really. 5. No one needs 3D. In my day, we didn't even have text commentary. We had the match highlights transmitted to us in morse code, by homing pigeons, pecking directly into our skulls. Now get off my lawn. And why is the 3D so rubbish, anyway? 6. If Twatwaffle Molliwinkle of Bumfluff United has his jumping stat set two points lower than what it, in your infallible opinion, clearly should be, there has to be a bug. Sort it out, SI! 7. It's your tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratrug101 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Taxi for that bloke ^^ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkpunk Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Hahaha that really cracked me up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEVEY CRACK Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 1. If defenders score goals, ever, it proves that there is a corner exploit and that you are clearly cheating.2. If you can't win, it's obviously a bug. 3. If Ronaldo won't sign for your Blue Square Premier team even though you offered him all the Brylcreem he could eat and free use of a flat in Kent, it's obviously a bug. 4. FM 2011 is inferior to FM 2007 in every way, shape and form. Obvious, really. 5. No one needs 3D. In my day, we didn't even have text commentary. We had the match highlights transmitted to us in morse code, by homing pigeons, pecking directly into our skulls. Now get off my lawn. And why is the 3D so rubbish, anyway? 6. If Twatwaffle Molliwinkle of Bumfluff United has his jumping stat set two points lower than what it, in your infallible opinion, clearly should be, there has to be a bug. Sort it out, SI! 7. It's your tactics. 8. people like you wasting space and people who create threads for help like me having my thread move down for THIS!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manworker Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 8. people like you wasting space and people who create threads for help like me having my thread move down for THIS!! are you so self important that your thread is the most important in the GENERAL discussion? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
athos Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 9. There will always be at least 3 patches for every FM game released. Always. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazaru5 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 1. If defenders score goals, ever, it proves that there is a corner exploit and that you are clearly cheating.2. If you can't win, it's obviously a bug. 3. If Ronaldo won't sign for your Blue Square Premier team even though you offered him all the Brylcreem he could eat and free use of a flat in Kent, it's obviously a bug. 4. FM 2011 is inferior to FM 2007 in every way, shape and form. Obvious, really. 5. No one needs 3D. In my day, we didn't even have text commentary. We had the match highlights transmitted to us in morse code, by homing pigeons, pecking directly into our skulls. Now get off my lawn. And why is the 3D so rubbish, anyway? 6. If Twatwaffle Molliwinkle of Bumfluff United has his jumping stat set two points lower than what it, in your infallible opinion, clearly should be, there has to be a bug. Sort it out, SI! 7. It's your tactics. +1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 1. If defenders score goals, ever, it proves that there is a corner exploit and that you are clearly cheating. 2. If you can't win, it's obviously a bug. 3. If Ronaldo won't sign for your Blue Square Premier team even though you offered him all the Brylcreem he could eat and free use of a flat in Kent, it's obviously a bug. 4. FM 2011 is inferior to FM 2007 in every way, shape and form. Obvious, really. 5. No one needs 3D. In my day, we didn't even have text commentary. We had the match highlights transmitted to us in morse code, by homing pigeons, pecking directly into our skulls. Now get off my lawn. And why is the 3D so rubbish, anyway? 6. If Twatwaffle Molliwinkle of Bumfluff United has his jumping stat set two points lower than what it, in your infallible opinion, clearly should be, there has to be a bug. Sort it out, SI! 7. It's your tactics. Brilliant 8. people like you wasting space and people who create threads for help like me having my thread move down for THIS!! This is General Discussion which means that all threads are as important as every other thread ever created Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinner264 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 9. There will always be at least 3 patches for every FM game released. Always. Which perfectly explains why year from the title never matches the year of release. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancTiger Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 You want the truth?? You cant handle the truth that you suck at FM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_numbers Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 OP is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cullen93 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 lol'd, not sure i agree with all of it but still funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
milnerpoint Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 4. FM 2011 is inferior to FM 2007 in every way, shape and form. Obvious, really. 5. No one needs 3D. In my day, we didn't even have text commentary. We had the match highlights transmitted to us in morse code, by homing pigeons, pecking directly into our skulls. Now get off my lawn. And why is the 3D so rubbish, anyway? Those two really made me LOL ill admit it!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracken Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I miss the homing pigeons, it was just a much more personal game in those days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidmonkey Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I miss the homing pigeons, it was just a much more personal game in those days. Yea i dont know about you but i got really attached to my Match engine, its just a pity we had to eat it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoreTore Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 OP wins the interwebz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyzer Soze Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 The OP will gain alot of enemies with this thread! Brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nik_m Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Do you play FIFA Manager? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston Ellis Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 1. If defenders score goals, ever, it proves that there is a corner exploit and that you are clearly cheating.2. If you can't win, it's obviously a bug. 3. If Ronaldo won't sign for your Blue Square Premier team even though you offered him all the Brylcreem he could eat and free use of a flat in Kent, it's obviously a bug. 4. FM 2011 is inferior to FM 2007 in every way, shape and form. Obvious, really. 5. No one needs 3D. In my day, we didn't even have text commentary. We had the match highlights transmitted to us in morse code, by homing pigeons, pecking directly into our skulls. Now get off my lawn. And why is the 3D so rubbish, anyway? 6. If Twatwaffle Molliwinkle of Bumfluff United has his jumping stat set two points lower than what it, in your infallible opinion, clearly should be, there has to be a bug. Sort it out, SI! 7. It's your tactics. You fine sir are a legend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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