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Tosh
07-12-2007, 14:48
I was playing against Stade Rennais FC recently in the uefa cup (i was Fiorentina) and i found my self up against a spirited little right back called Rod Fanni i was just wondering if anyone has come up agaisnt any players with funny names? try not to search for them please and post here if you find any. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Tosh
07-12-2007, 14:48
I was playing against Stade Rennais FC recently in the uefa cup (i was Fiorentina) and i found my self up against a spirited little right back called Rod Fanni i was just wondering if anyone has come up agaisnt any players with funny names? try not to search for them please and post here if you find any. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Wilbor!
07-12-2007, 14:52
Some guy called Dick in the German leagues. "Dick heads the ball" made me laugh

RANGERS_TIL_I_DIE
07-12-2007, 14:56
i remember Celtic alomost signed someone called Fanni.

and IRL at one point they had two defenders called Tebily and Sheidt (spelling) i know how it was pronounced anyway http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

JJMonkey79
07-12-2007, 14:56
Off-topic, but i spoke to a sales girl today called Mercedes Mcgarry, just made me laugh

Michael F
07-12-2007, 14:58
Gary & Phil Neville's dad is called Neville Neville, Wolfgang Wolf & Dick Jol

sammypurposa
07-12-2007, 15:02
not anything do to with fm but,

a couple of years ago tottenham vs. sunderland
lennon and mccartney came up against eachother as the right winger and left back

LutonNil
07-12-2007, 15:06
Argel is still my favourite (can't say his real name)

Starr_Man5
07-12-2007, 15:10
In my game earlier (Me being Atletico Madrid) versus Deportivo La Coruna, there was a young (23/24?) fella called "George Lucas"

I looked for R2D2 and C3PO but, alas, no joy.

Trillkott
07-12-2007, 15:11
In my current game Boro have signed Lee Dong-Gook. I noticed him since he scored against me -.-

Scoham
07-12-2007, 15:17
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Trillkott:
In my current game Boro have signed Lee Dong-Gook. I noticed him since he scored against me -.- </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's at Boro from the start as they signed him last season.

Timmytom
07-12-2007, 15:21
Willy M'Benda on CM01/02 was the funniest I have had so far.

I search all the time to find Drew Peacock or Faye Dingaway, but not found them yet =(

The_Ultimate_Red_Devil
07-12-2007, 15:22
Lee Ki Bum

http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

ahmufcwafc
07-12-2007, 15:25
Mark de Man - Anderlecht

Ackter
07-12-2007, 15:25
Oh Bum-Seok (pronounced 'Suk')

sammypurposa
07-12-2007, 15:30
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LutonNil:
Argel is still my favourite (can't say his real name) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i remember him from the old cm argel's surname rhymes with ducks http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Tosh
07-12-2007, 16:00
New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O

07-12-2007, 16:54
I have a striker on my Vauxhall BSN squad...last name Allcock. I mean come on..that takes the cake....

Deloma
07-12-2007, 17:13
In FM 07 I found a Nigerian player called Ice Cream..

op1
07-12-2007, 17:29
Fagner, can't remember where though.

DS
07-12-2007, 17:40
In Australia there is a club called Cockburn.

The_Ultimate_Red_Devil
07-12-2007, 18:09
Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday...

apanbesr
08-12-2007, 03:26
Yapi Yapo - from Young Boys

munich 1860
08-12-2007, 03:59
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Ultimate_Red_Devil:
Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

..happy days? or was it tuesday friday? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Beerish
08-12-2007, 04:20
In CM 03/04 there was an indian player called 'A Willy'.

MiguelAttam
08-12-2007, 05:06
In an older version (can't remember which) I had a belgian regen named Phil de ****.

Dart1234
08-12-2007, 05:07
One of my coaches is Alan Allen.

Tosh
08-12-2007, 05:20
Found another one goalkeeper for Catania in my game called Dimitar Ivankof.

CobrasCiudadJuarez
08-12-2007, 05:32
A St. Lucia regen I had named Kelly Clarkeson.

Lathund
08-12-2007, 05:38
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

To make it even better, the team playing at Wankdorf are BSC Young Boys. And when there was some kind of trouble with building the new Wankdorf stadium (Although it has some other name now I think), a witty headline read: "Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Woes".

The name Gökdeniz is slightly amusing to a Swede as well, in a very childish way.

Suzie MUFC
08-12-2007, 05:42
I had a youth regen on FM07 called Terry Bull. He was, too.

How I laughed. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

sebzilla
08-12-2007, 05:44
Jod Bodyslam (regen)

Also a defender at Anderlecht called Mark de Mann. Brilliant.

westhamrob
08-12-2007, 06:08
Lee Lee made me laugh

Grec
08-12-2007, 06:44
In 07 I had a regen called Lee Mabutt

MaccTown
08-12-2007, 06:49
I've just taken a John Connor on loan.

I've made him captain but I think his leadership qualities are better suited to leading the resistance of mankind against SkyNet and the terminators than playing left-back in League Two.

I signed Nwankwo Kanu before he moved to Arsenal when I was trying to put a 'swear words XI' together years ago. Stefan Kuntz, Paul Dickov..

MattUK
08-12-2007, 06:49
Gay Assulin

Tosh
08-12-2007, 07:43
Fans spokesperson for Scottish national team is called Scott Scott (from Scotland)

nick...
08-12-2007, 07:58
When I was managing Scotland, the opposition goalie (Sweeden u19) was called Urban Englund

Sweet-Zombie-Jesus
08-12-2007, 08:05
I had a player called Junior Senior.

Robin_87
08-12-2007, 10:30
In CM 00/01 there was a player called Jordi Condom.

Doomed
08-12-2007, 11:10
Angel Rangel of Torquay. First rhyming name I've seen. =)

frediculous_biggs
08-12-2007, 11:15
TJ McClory Cuthbertson from Portsmouth.

Poor kid.

Purple Huskies
08-12-2007, 11:22
Dick Kox... He was a dutch regen in FM07.

juvecurr
08-12-2007, 11:31
In 06 I had a scout whose last name was Kok. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

GlasgowKnight
08-12-2007, 11:40
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RANGERS_TIL_I_DIE:
i remember Celtic alomost signed someone called Fanni.

and IRL at one point they had two defenders called Tebily and Sheidt (spelling) i know how it was pronounced anyway http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

if they had signed fanni it wld hav bn a back two of:

Balde Fanni haha http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LutonNil
08-12-2007, 13:29
There was a Dutch winger caller Brian Pinas

Sweet-Zombie-Jesus
08-12-2007, 13:33
I have a player in me under 18 called Dan De ****

Number 7
08-12-2007, 13:38
I have a player called Gisle Aas. I like to pronounce it 'Grisly Ass' http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Sweet-Zombie-Jesus
08-12-2007, 13:42
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sweet-Zombie-Jesus:
I have a player in me under 18 called Daniel De **** </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[img=http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2318/playermg7.th.jpg] (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=playermg7.jpg)

jack_man
08-12-2007, 13:59
i did a player search and got a player up called Mark De Man and his strongest attribute was his marking lol

Marchofthecrabs
08-12-2007, 14:12
I still think Russia's Andrey Arshavin is a quality name! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Caesarius
08-12-2007, 15:56
There´s this goalie named Assman on Argentina.

Waiting for him to retire to offer a job

leeds_fan_1
08-12-2007, 16:18
haha player at bath city called craig davidge, might just be my sense of humour http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

bterz
08-12-2007, 16:21
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Caesarius:
There´s this goalie named Assman on Argentina.

Waiting for him to retire to offer a job </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I really hope you were thinking of the Assistant Manager position http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

williamshankley
09-12-2007, 06:55
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Ultimate_Red_Devil:
Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Friday Sunday (http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6488/weekenday4.png)

fliprfc
09-12-2007, 08:32
Jobi Macanuff lmao

Bluenose_92
09-12-2007, 09:05
Just found a keeper at fernebache

'Dimitar Ivankov'

quality!

casabian
09-12-2007, 09:10
i once had a finnish DM called Sir Bobby Charlton http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Rekobeto
09-12-2007, 10:27
Tugay

Doomed
09-12-2007, 11:24
I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P

carlos1879
09-12-2007, 11:31
I found a Christopher Sunderland when I was playing as Sunderland lol so I signed him from Joe Public and he was pretty good and became a fan favorite lol.

joemaddog
09-12-2007, 12:20
there was a guy called thankgod imafule on fm07 i think. i also had a dutch regen on 01/02 called dick slot!

carlos1879
09-12-2007, 12:22
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by joemaddog:
dutch regen on 01/02 called dick slot! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think we have a winner with that one lol.

Scott1990
09-12-2007, 12:56
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
Fans spokesperson for Scottish national team is called Scott Scott (from Scotland) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Scott Scott is a New Zealand regen in my game.

Pad-23
09-12-2007, 13:24
There is always the Austrian Ivanschitz

Darth Rob
09-12-2007, 14:25
I've just had a youngster come through the ranks by the name of Richard Head, love it http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

WesP
09-12-2007, 14:31
I also have a 'scott scott' but he is from england

Tuukka
09-12-2007, 14:50
last year there was finnis guy called Petri Kanapeura, witch means in english Petri Chickendear, that made me laugh.

Dominiq angry
09-12-2007, 15:25
Buffon

sebsy
09-12-2007, 15:47
I always give an honourable mention in these threads to the German coach, Ralf Minge.

Sweet-Zombie-Jesus
09-12-2007, 15:50
I just found a regen called Joe Joe.

DS
23-12-2007, 17:08
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed:
I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is.

James1983
23-12-2007, 18:24
Stefan Kuntz anyone? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

carnoch04
23-12-2007, 21:32
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed:
I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is in the Scottish media, I can assure you!

GerdMuller
23-12-2007, 23:32
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lathund:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

To make it even better, the team playing at Wankdorf are BSC Young Boys. And when there was some kind of trouble with building the new Wankdorf stadium (Although it has some other name now I think), a witty headline read: "Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Woes".

The name Gökdeniz is slightly amusing to a Swede as well, in a very childish way. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow Bern now in Austria...Habsburg on the march again?

jimmy_wwfc
24-12-2007, 01:02
i had players for wigan called Courey Getanuff, Simon Sed and Sunday Monday http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

olivne
24-12-2007, 01:37
I still think that having Jesus as a GK tops any list.
I just can't get over the "Great Save by Jesus" type of commentary.

robertodibaggio
24-12-2007, 02:11
Willy Topp, who plays for Bradford.

Barkers
24-12-2007, 02:24
Quim, benfica goalkeeper? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

megafan2005
24-12-2007, 05:17
supporters spoksperson of virgin islands MIKE HUNT :P

Tom =)
24-12-2007, 05:30
i found a Korean called

Lee Dee Best

turned out he was absolute crap

champlodge
24-12-2007, 05:41
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MattUK:
Gay Assulin </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

isnt his name Guy?

champlodge
24-12-2007, 05:44
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Barkers:
Quim, benfica goalkeeper? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

one of my faves too, ultimate at the moment is Mark De Mann as previously mentioned!

Bluenose_92
24-12-2007, 06:17
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by champlodge:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MattUK:
Gay Assulin </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

isnt his name Guy? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gai Asulin now -_-

The Codfather
24-12-2007, 06:21
Waldo Ponce, will always remember the headline.. "Boro' chase Ponce" http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Spagbol
24-12-2007, 07:03
Lucky Zwane (swan), my African striker http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I also have a Sparrow and Deery in my team. My youth team's looking like a zoo now.

heathxxx
24-12-2007, 07:23
I always remember a Korean called "Ho Bum Fuk" who played IRL a couple of world cups ago. The commentators, rather embarracingly just referred to him as "Ho".

Just imagine the commentator shouting:

"Ho Bum Fuk.... And it's in...." http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Never managed to find the unfortunate chap on any of the FM games though.

Lukedella
24-12-2007, 07:28
had a chinese regen called WONG MILK

The Codfather
24-12-2007, 07:29
Graham Cheeseman of bridgwater, if he played at a higher level i would buy him just for his awesome name http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Fantazm
24-12-2007, 08:55
Found a player (not a regen) called Tomislav ****o.

Themistofelis
24-12-2007, 11:52
Fokikos full back Evmorfos Arnidis ( it tranlates as "good looking sheep")

Mohlala Lovers (South African)
Thankgod Amefule (Nigerian)

Marshdweller
24-12-2007, 12:02
In an old game of 01-02, Man U had a regen called Mike Hunt - he wasn't bad, and I tried to sign him for my all-conquering Forest team, but MUFC weren't having any of it.

I've also seen plenty of regen coaches called things like Dave Davids and Pete Peters.

gerrardsrightfoot
24-12-2007, 12:09
Ralf Minge - Fiorentina Scout

dweaver
24-12-2007, 12:23
The Younghusbands remain classics...

Frankie 7
24-12-2007, 12:36
Dave Hancock always makes me chuckle.
Christian **** is another. Adam Allcock. Tom De ****.

Marc De Man

Arshavin.

Koldo Arce

Ofer shitrit

Sergey Shitkov

Danny Shittu

Visar Rushiti

Tomislav ****o

Michele Cunti

And lots more others i just can't think of.

Bratto17
24-12-2007, 12:41
Off topic, but, I went to school with girls called Emma Dale and Joanna Mycock (say in a Italian accent) - the answer was no, as I'm not gay!

catfishjack
24-12-2007, 12:49
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sammypurposa:
not anything do to with fm but,

a couple of years ago tottenham vs. sunderland
lennon and mccartney came up against eachother as the right winger and left back </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Also the Charlton back-line of Fish Costa Fortune (not sure if Luke Young ever played alongside them). There was also a Villa midfield in the 70s that made an offensive sentence, but I can't remember what it was now.

I've seen Lee Lee also.

shefki2008
24-12-2007, 14:57
I have a Parrot called Gary!

DS
24-12-2007, 16:04
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by carnoch04:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed:
I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is in the Scottish media, I can assure you! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Also in the Australian media...on the rare occasion that they would mention him since he isnt very good and will never play for Australia. But one guy keeps mentioning that thats not how his name is pronounced.

Sad Git
24-12-2007, 20:35
My favourite is from former versions of the game when Leigh RMI used to have a Chairman called A. Leach. Very appropriate...

NepentheZ
24-12-2007, 20:40
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Ultimate_Red_Devil:
Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There was also a Friday Sunday http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I've personally seen...

Walton Fon Tain

Made me chuckle...

NepentheZ
24-12-2007, 20:41
Sorry, that Walter Fon Tain

creature_from_ottawa
24-12-2007, 21:23
mari de man

so he's gay eh

jeek
25-12-2007, 01:52
Nacer Barazite plays for Sunderland in the 2010-11 season. Think he's an Arsenal youth import

MarinoMolin
25-12-2007, 04:09
Mark Metgod - Regen

Made me chuckle :P

Bratto17
25-12-2007, 04:13
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MarinoMolin:
Mark Metgod - Regen

Made me chuckle :P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My dad just told me there was an actual footballer called Johnny Metgod

francisjuve
25-12-2007, 11:50
In my game in the year of 2009,there is a chinese regen player named Li Xiaolong in CSL(China Super League).

Li Xiaolong is the chinese name of Bruce Lee,the famous action movie star.

Hoffie
25-12-2007, 12:49
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by op1:
Fagner, can't remember where though. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

PSV Eindhoven

RSCA4Ever
25-12-2007, 13:03
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bratto17:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MarinoMolin:
Mark Metgod - Regen

Made me chuckle :P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My dad just told me there was an actual footballer called Johnny Metgod </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your dad is correct http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Metgod

Mark de Man and Olivier DeCock, are actually also real players.
But we had a miss Belgium once called Veronique DeCock http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ingame i had once a Cliff Richards, unlike his singing voice his football was crap though! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hoffie
25-12-2007, 13:29
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jeek:
Nacer Barazite plays for Sunderland in the 2010-11 season. Think he's an Arsenal youth import </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Correct, he's a reserve Gunner in my game. Quite good though.

Hoffie
25-12-2007, 13:36
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by francisjuve:
In my game in the year of 2009,there is a chinese regen player named Li Xiaolong in CSL(China Super League).

Li Xiaolong is the chinese name of Bruce Lee,the famous action movie star. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I had a physio ones, called Doug Ross (like the one from the TV series ER played by George Clooney)

...rich...
25-12-2007, 13:50
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jeek:
Nacer Barazite plays for Sunderland in the 2010-11 season. Think he's an Arsenal youth import </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seen him play live, he's quality http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

stevie_G_32201
25-12-2007, 14:31
balde lol and to top it off he reakky is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Iwearhats
25-12-2007, 15:29
Franks awhanker and once had a regen way back in cm 97/8 called Wayne king!

Bratto17
25-12-2007, 17:15
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevie_G_32201:
balde lol and to top it off he reakky is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It would work, but, his name is pronounced 'Bal-day', but then again, it depends where you come from and how you pronounce it. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

fatboyjohnmulhern
25-12-2007, 17:23
sam duncum is the funniest name and picture, look him up..he more funnier when he was younger and looked more of a duncum

stevie_G_32201
25-12-2007, 17:58
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bratto17:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevie_G_32201:
balde lol and to top it off he reakky is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It would work, but, his name is pronounced 'Bal-day', but then again, it depends where you come from and how you pronounce it. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

true but i pronounce it bald-ee as it makes me laugh because he is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dimony
25-12-2007, 18:25
Dong Ke was one of the best.

francisjuve
26-12-2007, 03:42
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dimony:
Dong Ke was one of the best. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think he must be a Chinese.

tom69er
26-12-2007, 04:36
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fatboyjohnmulhern:
sam duncum is the funniest name and picture, look him up..he more funnier when he was younger and looked more of a duncum </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
OMG HE IS SO FUNNY LOOKING. Duncum wins the goofiest photo award

Frankie 7
26-12-2007, 15:22
Lionel Gelly kind of made me laugh.

found a GK coach called Chilli. Team him up with Pat Rice could be a good combination there.

Another funny one was Justice Sithole. Striker from Maritzburg Utd.

Skunner
26-12-2007, 18:40
I was searching for players with dirty words for names in the search option when I came across a club from England.

Cockfosters. Search it up. I really would love to play as these guys. Better yet, I'd love to know what their nickname is.

YT2AAA
27-12-2007, 04:28
In FM 2005 I sign a regen Bruce Dickinson. \m/ \m/

jigglydiggly
27-12-2007, 04:33
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The Wankdorf Stadium is in Switzerland, Bern actually and it's where Bern Young Boys play their home games. Been there once, quite a nice ground...
I myself am a Bradford fan and we have Willy Topp

bhawk
27-12-2007, 08:01
on the news i noticed it said mclaren chases dicks. it was a regen called john dicks.

made me laugh

acidmonkey
27-12-2007, 08:15
in my career game not sure if its a regen or not but theres a guy called carlo Monti (looks funnier on transfer lists as Monti Carlo) http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

daz343
27-12-2007, 08:58
Dick van Toorn psv scout made me laugh lol http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

blueglobefootball123
27-12-2007, 08:59
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by carnoch04:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed:
I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is in the Scottish media, I can assure you! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

On Soccer Saturday, thats how Jeff Sterling pronounces it as well.

My favourite is Fitz Hall. Not so much cause of his name but becasue of his nickname - ONE SIZE lol

donsutd
27-12-2007, 14:57
not found any in fm2008 yet but on 07 i had a Finnish regen called Carro Vanne, and he had a great engine as well

minisav
27-12-2007, 15:35
There was a player called something Jellylegs on my old Champ Man and the Legndary Andrew Dick who appears as A. Dick on his profile from Rangers http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

demodave
27-12-2007, 20:51
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bratto17:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevie_G_32201:
balde lol and to top it off he reakky is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It would work, but, his name is pronounced 'Bal-day', but then again, it depends where you come from and how you pronounce it. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Its works with a Brummie accent :-P

fergusdacat7
28-12-2007, 07:48
Mark De Man - Anderlecht

no need to tell him what needs done

Jamo-spurs
28-12-2007, 07:53
Icecream Johnson on CM2008 http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Mungy
28-12-2007, 08:04
I think it was FM2005 that had my favourite:-

Chayapit Kuntavorn. Not sure if the first name is spelled right, like.

His photo was cool as well, an asian dude with a mohawk. fb.

Misodoctakleidist
28-12-2007, 11:49
I once played a friendly against a German team whose line-up included Koch, Kunt, Titz and Kummer.

scotia1980
28-12-2007, 11:52
You can't beat a bit of Titz and Kunt http://community.sigames.com/customicons/icon14.gif

Klimowicz
28-12-2007, 12:52
when you have underarm fleas, you need... Pit Flick.

terminated his contract for having such a stupid name. but he was good on the near post http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

jimmy_wwfc
28-12-2007, 13:06
Gilman Lika, Arno Wolf actual players. on the my game with ebsfleet my scout recommended that i should sign Gilman

BenArsenal
29-12-2007, 00:56
Nobody mentioned Boy Waterman, the AZ goalkeeper.

I keep thinking about Adam Sandler in The Waterboy whenever I see the name. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Bababui
29-12-2007, 01:21
My favorite name ever..anywhere..a defender from Croatia..Tomislav @ucko.


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t239/bababui_2007/fcko.jpg

CelticDaft1888
29-12-2007, 04:28
Argelico ****s!! For short, he gets called Argel. Or Oliver De Koch! Good old quality names!

Suttface
29-12-2007, 05:30
I had a regen on 03/04 called 'Juan Pablo Manzana Dani Molina' which made me chuckle due to sheer length... Absolute legend also. Played M R and scored 40 goals nearly every season.

Akim
29-12-2007, 06:44
in my manu reserves is a regen called "guy hunter". always when i see something about him in the game im thinking "gay hunter"

Akim
29-12-2007, 06:48
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Akim:
in my manu reserves is a regen called "guy hunter". always when i see something about him in the game im thinking "gay hunter" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

tho guy hunter is also funny http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Klimowicz
29-12-2007, 08:16
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bababui:
My favorite name ever..anywhere..a defender from Croatia..Tomislav @ucko.


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t239/bababui_2007/fcko.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

very good http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

i had a regen with the surname "Bodyslam" aswell.

phnompenhandy
30-12-2007, 05:30
Right now I'm after a Charlton Ivorean youth named 'Konan'. Whether or not he's a barbarian, I won't know until I get him.

My favourite club name - in a previous FM - haven't checked 08 yet, is the Trinidadian team, 'House of Dread'. So, so cool http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

eldereth
30-12-2007, 06:02
I discovered a Danish non-league team called 'aars' which means arse in dutch.

So it's kind of hilarious if you play a friendly and get a media comment stating: FC ??? ease past Aars. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

dane0
30-12-2007, 06:15
if we're talking about Danish teams, how about Middelfart G&B?

ajcardall
30-12-2007, 06:24
A funny one I've encountered is Gaylord Luboya, a left wing-back from Congo, playing, in my game, for Pontlieue Le Mans

littleliam
30-12-2007, 07:21
I think it was in stoke u18s i saw Danzelle St.Louis Hamilton and Geoff Ho.

In middlesborough reserves John Johnson.
Liverpool u18s: Steve Irwin!

And i've also seen few Michael Jacksons

easternhawk2
30-12-2007, 07:25
In my current game I just signed a coach named Graham Graham.

QPR Fan
30-12-2007, 09:46
i had 2 regens called connor o'conner and aire stryke he was portugese

Oktober
30-12-2007, 10:51
Steve Irwin is now my star right winger at Merthyr Tydfil in 2020! Its proving surprisingly difficult to come up with a chant about crocodile hunting though. He's {blank}, he's {blank}, he'll hunt your crocodile...

Also found a regen keeper called Stacy. English, too, so no excuse, just cruel parenting.

bridport_pouncer
30-12-2007, 11:01
I dont know if it has already been mentioned but in Arsenal's Under 18s there is a Thomas Cruise... http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Stubo
30-12-2007, 11:11
celtic signed a guy called rafael scheit pronounces S**t

littleliam
30-12-2007, 11:38
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Steve Irwin is now my star right winger at Merthyr Tydfil in 2020! Its proving surprisingly difficult to come up with a chant about crocodile hunting though. He'll shoot, he'll pass, he'll hunt your crocodile's ass!!

Also found a regen keeper called Stacy. English, too, so no excuse, just cruel parenting. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x42bn6
30-12-2007, 20:49
There's this player hanging around in the start of Football Manager 2008, Marcus Klitgaard or something.

Another rude one, in my current Xerez game, my left-back is called Miroslav Yankov.

jetpacjoe
30-12-2007, 22:10
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wouldn't mind getting Wankdorf in the Cup, just as long as I don't have to drink champagne out of it for coming first.

Gordon_J
31-12-2007, 04:55
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by acidmonkey:
in my career game not sure if its a regen or not but theres a guy called carlo Monti (looks funnier on transfer lists as Monti Carlo) http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Carlo Monti is a real player - he's with Celtic under 19s right now. And I actually never made the connection that his name is Monte Carlo backwards!

rtik-1-one
31-12-2007, 07:05
In FM07 I was managing America (RN) and they have a Lisa. I tried to sign him for Leicester in another game but they kept refusing to give him a work permit.

paulmather1
31-12-2007, 08:21
Lee King

giblets_of_fire
31-12-2007, 09:34
A dutch regen at fulham, Dick Venema

Haestad
31-12-2007, 09:40
probably been said.

Korean keeper with the last name Yoo Suk.

mustardpower
31-12-2007, 13:15
on CM 03/04 there was a player for Everton called Sir Bobby Charlton

smudger18
31-12-2007, 13:30
on FM 07 i found one regen called carlos zobb now where i come from (malta) zobb is a *enis lol made me laugh

Stutch
01-01-2008, 01:08
Stuart Stewart is my favourite.

dking
01-01-2008, 07:45
mario turdo! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

twattyatkins
01-01-2008, 10:05
Gary Neville

DiscoStu94
01-01-2008, 10:27
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Gary Neville </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Winner! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Fanny Schamp is one that caught my eye http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ajcardall
01-01-2008, 10:37
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by twattyatkins:
Gary Neville </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This one made me laugh more than any other out there so far http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Class.

NickG
01-01-2008, 10:47
One of my very first opposition scouting reports told me to be aware of the aerial power of Dean Windass.

And maybe this is just funny for me, being an atheist from the US, but I've got a wonderkid by the name of Cristian Nazarith that I'm hoping is a savior of sorts for Leeds...

JPro
01-01-2008, 11:21
in my game in 2016 there is a regen in the england under 19's called Chris Cross.

Murf666
02-01-2008, 02:39
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dking:
mario turdo! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I like this thread! There's been some very funny names, but Mario Turdo has got to be the best so far!

BenArsenal
02-01-2008, 04:41
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JPro:
in my game in 2016 there is a regen in the england under 19's called Chris Cross. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does he wear his jersey backwards?

http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Goofus
02-01-2008, 04:46
my name's Isaac and there's a bremen player named Promise Isaac! made me laugh

dafuge
02-01-2008, 04:46
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JPro:
in my game in 2016 there is a regen in the england under 19's called Chris Cross. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What's his jumping attribute like?

BenArsenal
02-01-2008, 05:25
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Goofus:
my name's Isaac and there's a bremen player named Promise Isaac! made me laugh </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He is an actual player, but his name is backwards in the game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Promise

Much like 'Jon Obi Mikel'/'Mikel Jon Obi'

In CM01/02 they are contracted to Chelsea, and their names are 'proper' (as in, Mikel Jon Obi and Isaac Promise).

dafuge
02-01-2008, 05:34
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BenArsenal:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Goofus:
my name's Isaac and there's a bremen player named Promise Isaac! made me laugh </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He is an actual player, but his name is backwards in the game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Promise

Much like 'Jon Obi Mikel'/'Mikel Jon Obi'

In CM01/02 they are contracted to Chelsea, and their names are 'proper' (as in, Mikel Jon Obi and Isaac Promise). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think it's because some Nigerians often swap their names depending on which country they are in, such as Finidi George / George Finidi.

Goofus
02-01-2008, 05:34
mmm he ain't half bad...
wish i was that good though http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

JacMF
02-01-2008, 07:14
My new foreign scout for man city is called...

Ralf Minge

I laughed

zenfurni1
02-01-2008, 12:38
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by littleliam:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Steve Irwin is now my star right winger at Merthyr Tydfil in 2020! Its proving surprisingly difficult to come up with a chant about crocodile hunting though. He'll shoot, he'll pass, he'll hunt your crocodile's ass!!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awesome, so FM believes in reincarnation!

Klimowicz
02-01-2008, 16:57
Armenia National Team full of yans (http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k212/om3ga_0/yan.jpg) http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

gaijin
02-01-2008, 18:31
Yan means 'of' in Armenian. Its as common as 'ski' in Poland or 'son' in Sweden.

I think the name made me smile was seeing a certain Johnny Vegas play for the Peruvian national team.

phnompenhandy
02-01-2008, 23:59
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I think it's because some Nigerians often swap their names depending on which country they are in, such as Finidi George / George Finidi. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not just Africa - throughout East and SE Asia too it is normal to put the surname first and first name second. When a person goes to a Western country it can get confusing.

haveadrinkonme
03-01-2008, 03:11
Micheal Noone of millwall is a good one for commentary and awards

'No-one man of the match' or great ball through to no-one....

dick lob a dutch regen made me chuckle..

daz10_uk
03-01-2008, 03:21
Off subject slightly but i had a german teacher called Mr Dwyer....... Not that strange till you think what Mr is in German http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

tottenham2k7
03-01-2008, 04:06
Andre muff
cant remember nation or club..
but he was quite good a player and is on most games :P

tottenham2k7
03-01-2008, 04:07
couldnt figure how to edit so i had to post again..sorry
right ermm muff is from switzerland and plays currently for FC concordia basel http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

tottenham2k7
03-01-2008, 04:14
This isnt really funny but they all seem to relate to a Barbeque :P
Patrick BERGER Paulo WANCHOP and andy COLE
haha
and to top it off you could have some gabriel HEINZE sauce to dip http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

inmotion_slb
03-01-2008, 07:24
Magnus Fagerli-Spanthus

at Sheffield Wednesday reserves Oct 09

Spagbol
13-01-2008, 11:45
I had to revive this thread because in one go I've had two classics in my youth team:

Happy Johnson and Fisher Fish!


If you needed another reason to start a game in SA, it's sometimes worth a punt just for the names http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

brigadier
13-01-2008, 14:27
Paul Catchpole made me smirk when he came through my youth team

Oktober
13-01-2008, 14:33
I got a Richard Bacon through my youth team this season. I'm concerned about him getting into drug problems...

matt_lfc_matt
13-01-2008, 16:16
I'm in 2026 and my star left back is called Prince Horne. He even has the posh "beauty spot"

http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ptrck
13-01-2008, 17:21
angel rangel in league 1 http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

kccircle
13-01-2008, 17:50
I see no one has mentioned a player from (either FMo6 or 05)

Potato

Mike7077
13-01-2008, 18:11
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kccircle:
I see no one has mentioned a player from (either FMo6 or 05)

Potato </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Reminds me of a Mexican regen I once saw called Potato Dominguez.

Malvie
13-01-2008, 20:32
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by NickG:
One of my very first opposition scouting reports told me to be aware of the aerial power of Dean Windass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Roooooflmfao!!!

Apocalypse
15-01-2008, 14:55
just played vs a player called Happy Sithole which made me nearly fall off my chair

proof
http://www.geocities.com/phantasm1uk/funny.JPG

Frankofranko
15-01-2008, 15:21
i was managing sevilla and the players name was SISI, i like that drink so it made me laugh

Mikealdo
15-01-2008, 15:30
Nothing to add except Best. Thread. Ever. http://community.sigames.com/customicons/icon14.gif http://community.sigames.com/customicons/icon14.gif

DS
16-01-2008, 00:05
There is a goalkeeper in Australia called Tommi Tomich.

DS
16-01-2008, 00:09
Hopefully Tommi Tomich will sign for Cockburn City (http://www.cockburncity.org/).

Haestad
16-01-2008, 03:20
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Apocalypse:
just played vs a player called Happy Sithole which made me nearly fall off my chair

proof
http://www.geocities.com/phantasm1uk/funny.JPG </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I believe you, but its best to post the profile page when showing proof, as you can easily change that overview name with a nickname.

Grecian_03
16-01-2008, 13:43
Not a player but a ref in the Indonesian First Devision, I Made Merta.

Giantplaything
17-01-2008, 15:15
got bored and did a quick search and found a danny glover and a mel gibson. both strikers. nearly signed the pair. Would have been awesome.

Apocalypse
17-01-2008, 16:13
season 2027-2028 (FM07) and a regen called "Just Kamp" has won world player of the year

Silent Shark
17-01-2008, 18:46
I had a Lee Lee too (FM 2005). Amazing player. Star man for Liverpool and England. I've also had a Johnny Johnstone.

Not funny, but I once signed a regen whose 'surname' was "Alessandro de Oliveria dos Santos", his full name being even longer! Any commentary involving him wouldn't fit on the screen. I gave him a nickname 'Santos' http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif .

Jod Bodyslam is a classic, as is Marc De Man. Windass always makes me smile.

In football, nothing beats Arshavin though. Any way you choose to pronounce it is still hilarious.

Outside of football, there's always Ramon Mycock...

Oktober
17-01-2008, 20:29
In 07, I played internationally against a Vietnamese player called Pheng Pheng Pheng Pheng.

sebzilla
17-01-2008, 20:59
Team called Positive Vibes.

Regen called Dave Beaglehole (94 England caps!)

Chimpos
18-01-2008, 06:00
A Liverpool reserve player I loaned 2 seasons running called Miki Roque.

I dunno how you should pronounce it but to me he is Mickey Rourke

18-01-2008, 09:34
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JJMonkey79:
Off-topic, but i spoke to a sales girl today called Mercedes Mcgarry, just made me laugh </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Maybe if you weren't so uneducated it wouldn't be so funny!

Buttgammon
18-01-2008, 10:49
I once stumbled upon a player in the Norwegian lower divisions called Cliff Richard.

If my side were playing against his I think I would have instructed them to use hard tackling against him for being really bloody annoying!

samwise.holden
19-01-2008, 03:56
I picked up a spanish lad called Potato. Class, I just bought him because of that!

Raware
19-01-2008, 04:15
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Deloma:
In FM 07 I found a Nigerian player called Ice Cream.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I found him too!!! He turned out to be a half decent player!

mizan
19-01-2008, 11:08
This thread is soooo funny!

Chris Cross is my fav

and the comment of

'wary of aerial ability of dean windass'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Klimowicz
19-01-2008, 16:51
Seriously... don't name your kids after lower league teams... (http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k212/om3ga_0/shortieee.jpg)

Mike7077
19-01-2008, 17:06
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Raware:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Deloma:
In FM 07 I found a Nigerian player called Ice Cream.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I found him too!!! He turned out to be a half decent player! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's a real player. Always gets a mention on threads like this.

HD
19-01-2008, 17:52
In the NFL the Kansas City Chiefs have a coach called Dick Curl. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

r0x0r
20-01-2008, 13:00
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Mark de Man and Olivier DeCock, are actually also real players. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I so want to sign Mark de Man and Mark Kerr, and retrain them as defenders...

r0x0r
20-01-2008, 13:00
Wait, add Mark King (left back from Blackburn) to the list?

dane0
25-01-2008, 12:44
Don't know if this has been posted here already, but "Sokha Men" isn't a good name for anyone.
Sokha Men (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2259/billede2mx1.png)

tsimpson93
26-01-2008, 04:46
Trevor Mcdonald From Arsenal (Regen) :L

eXistenZ
26-01-2008, 04:48
Choco
Good talent, playing in the brazilian first division, club: paranaese.

Suzie MUFC
26-01-2008, 07:11
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by samwise.holden:
I picked up a spanish lad called Potato. Class, I just bought him because of that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Conquistadore
26-01-2008, 17:08
I remember on an old version of CM, I had a goalie called Abraham Lincoln and on FM07 there was a player called Jean Picard. Only missing the Luc... still funny though.

Y@$H!
28-01-2008, 06:45
Had a Zimbabwean come thru my academy, called LOVELACE...it broke my heart the day I had to release him due to being cr@p...

And some guy called Campbell Dick (regen) , what a ripper when the headline read : Wenger chases Dick!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

KDR
28-01-2008, 06:59
Probably a common thing, but I've had Mulder and Scully in my side before now. I was looking to sign a Skinner as well, but...

GillsMan
28-01-2008, 07:12
I had a regen called Paul Ince and saw that Ian Wright is adopting more kids than Madonna - I saw Bobby Wright-Phillips and Sam Wright-Phillips (both white guys).

Makalele
28-01-2008, 07:19
2 nigerians named

Salami and Ice Cream

442to445
28-01-2008, 07:20
Art can never improve on life... Stefan Kuntz

BenArsenal
28-01-2008, 07:29
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Makalele:
2 nigerians named

Salami and Ice Cream </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Salami. That's brilliant. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Y@$H!
29-01-2008, 06:30
A Russian called FATJON SAMOILOV almost made me p!ss myself...oh where will the madness end, lol http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

pellet10
29-01-2008, 06:40
Somebody who enjoys pens too much (http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4590/biroloveel1.jpg)

pellet10
29-01-2008, 07:15
Just found another (http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8422/dickcoxyc6.jpg)

rinso
29-01-2008, 07:26
lol two good ones there, pellet!!

got a russin regen on mine called Kalashnikov... not that funny i know, but his long shots arent bad!!

i'll get me coat...

jan_stroobants
29-01-2008, 09:28
In Turkey @ Kocaelispor : Ufuk

rtik-1-one
29-01-2008, 09:46
Just got a regen called Peter Peter on FM07 also on the game i have got a guy called Guilherme de O.R. Noronha ... i wonder what the O.R. stands for. I nickname him Guil.

www2
29-01-2008, 11:10
John Drinkwater

Bullion1
29-01-2008, 12:25
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS:
Hopefully Tommi Tomich will sign for Cockburn City (http://www.cockburncity.org/). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
"Welcome to the Cockburn City Soccer Club website for 2007.

Cockburn City Soccer Club’s origin goes back to 1929 when we were known as Spearwood Rovers."


it just isn't getting any better for them

29-01-2008, 19:11
I once seen a player on fm 07 called Christian Aguilera which i thought was pretty good

carnoch04
29-01-2008, 19:19
Player who scord for Ivory Coast today : Marco Zoro
I'm sure I've seen a movie about him.

Leonard Chen
29-01-2008, 20:36
not in 08 but i remember in 05 or 06 i saw a morrocan named M'balz Es'hari

even posted SS on a similiar thread back then.

rinso
30-01-2008, 19:22
Thomas Cruise (http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3551/cruiserd8.jpg) so close, so close

Y@$H!
30-01-2008, 23:36
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kaneykins:
I once seen a player on fm 07 called Christian Aguilera which i thought was pretty good </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HAHA! Was he a DIRRRRRTTTTYYY player?? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif That's sad i know, lol...

Haestad
31-01-2008, 00:16
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Leonard Chen:
not in 08 but i remember in 05 or 06 i saw a morrocan named M'balz Es'hari

even posted SS on a similiar thread back then. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HAHA!

rinso
03-02-2008, 05:43
Bobby Charlton (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/805/charltonky5.jpg) although, my scouts say i should avoid signing him!

thebigman1985
03-02-2008, 07:55
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">M'balz Es'hari </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL!


winner

MixitupMixitdictator
03-02-2008, 07:56
House of Dread
Tobbaco Monoply

BenArsenal
03-02-2008, 09:21
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MixitupMixitdictator:
House of Dread
Tobbaco Monoply </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Also,

The Strongest.

Talk about confidence... http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif