Names That Made You Laugh

[Tosh]

I was playing against Stade Rennais FC recently in the uefa cup (i was Fiorentina) and i found my self up against a spirited little right back called Rod Fanni i was just wondering if anyone has come up agaisnt any players with funny names? try not to search for them please and post here if you find any. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Tosh]

I was playing against Stade Rennais FC recently in the uefa cup (i was Fiorentina) and i found my self up against a spirited little right back called Rod Fanni i was just wondering if anyone has come up agaisnt any players with funny names? try not to search for them please and post here if you find any. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Wilbor!]

Some guy called Dick in the German leagues. "Dick heads the ball" made me laugh

[RANGERS_TIL_I_DIE]

i remember Celtic alomost signed someone called Fanni.

and IRL at one point they had two defenders called Tebily and Sheidt (spelling) i know how it was pronounced anyway http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[JJMonkey79]

Off-topic, but i spoke to a sales girl today called Mercedes Mcgarry, just made me laugh

[Michael F]

Gary & Phil Neville's dad is called Neville Neville, Wolfgang Wolf & Dick Jol

[sammypurposa]

not anything do to with fm but,

a couple of years ago tottenham vs. sunderland
lennon and mccartney came up against eachother as the right winger and left back

[LutonNil]

Argel is still my favourite (can't say his real name)

[Starr_Man5]

In my game earlier (Me being Atletico Madrid) versus Deportivo La Coruna, there was a young (23/24?) fella called "George Lucas"

I looked for R2D2 and C3PO but, alas, no joy.

[Trillkott]

In my current game Boro have signed Lee Dong-Gook. I noticed him since he scored against me -.-

[Scoham]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Trillkott:
In my current game Boro have signed Lee Dong-Gook. I noticed him since he scored against me -.- </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's at Boro from the start as they signed him last season.

[Timmytom]

Willy M'Benda on CM01/02 was the funniest I have had so far.

I search all the time to find Drew Peacock or Faye Dingaway, but not found them yet =(

[The_Ultimate_Red_Devil]

Lee Ki Bum

http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[ahmufcwafc]

Mark de Man - Anderlecht

[Ackter]

Oh Bum-Seok (pronounced 'Suk')

[sammypurposa]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LutonNil:
Argel is still my favourite (can't say his real name) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i remember him from the old cm argel's surname rhymes with ducks http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Tosh]

New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O

I have a striker on my Vauxhall BSN squad...last name Allcock. I mean come on..that takes the cake....

[Deloma]

In FM 07 I found a Nigerian player called Ice Cream..

[op1]

Fagner, can't remember where though.

[DS]

In Australia there is a club called Cockburn.

[The_Ultimate_Red_Devil]

Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday...

[apanbesr]

Yapi Yapo - from Young Boys

[munich 1860]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Ultimate_Red_Devil:
Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

..happy days? or was it tuesday friday? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Beerish]

In CM 03/04 there was an indian player called 'A Willy'.

[MiguelAttam]

In an older version (can't remember which) I had a belgian regen named Phil de ****.

[Dart1234]

One of my coaches is Alan Allen.

[Tosh]

Found another one goalkeeper for Catania in my game called Dimitar Ivankof.

[CobrasCiudadJuarez]

A St. Lucia regen I had named Kelly Clarkeson.

[Lathund]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

To make it even better, the team playing at Wankdorf are BSC Young Boys. And when there was some kind of trouble with building the new Wankdorf stadium (Although it has some other name now I think), a witty headline read: "Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Woes".

The name Gökdeniz is slightly amusing to a Swede as well, in a very childish way.

[Suzie MUFC]

I had a youth regen on FM07 called Terry Bull. He was, too.

How I laughed. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[sebzilla]

Jod Bodyslam (regen)

Also a defender at Anderlecht called Mark de Mann. Brilliant.

[westhamrob]

Lee Lee made me laugh

[Grec]

In 07 I had a regen called Lee Mabutt

[MaccTown]

I've just taken a John Connor on loan.

I've made him captain but I think his leadership qualities are better suited to leading the resistance of mankind against SkyNet and the terminators than playing left-back in League Two.

I signed Nwankwo Kanu before he moved to Arsenal when I was trying to put a 'swear words XI' together years ago. Stefan Kuntz, Paul Dickov..

[MattUK]

Gay Assulin

[Tosh]

Fans spokesperson for Scottish national team is called Scott Scott (from Scotland)

[nick...]

When I was managing Scotland, the opposition goalie (Sweeden u19) was called Urban Englund

[Sweet-Zombie-Jesus]

I had a player called Junior Senior.

[Robin_87]

In CM 00/01 there was a player called Jordi Condom.

[Doomed]

Angel Rangel of Torquay. First rhyming name I've seen. =)

[frediculous_biggs]

TJ McClory Cuthbertson from Portsmouth.

Poor kid.

[Purple Huskies]

Dick Kox... He was a dutch regen in FM07.

[juvecurr]

In 06 I had a scout whose last name was Kok. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[GlasgowKnight]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RANGERS_TIL_I_DIE:
i remember Celtic alomost signed someone called Fanni.

and IRL at one point they had two defenders called Tebily and Sheidt (spelling) i know how it was pronounced anyway http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

if they had signed fanni it wld hav bn a back two of:

Balde Fanni haha http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[LutonNil]

There was a Dutch winger caller Brian Pinas

[Sweet-Zombie-Jesus]

I have a player in me under 18 called Dan De ****

[Number 7]

I have a player called Gisle Aas. I like to pronounce it 'Grisly Ass' http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[Sweet-Zombie-Jesus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sweet-Zombie-Jesus:
I have a player in me under 18 called Daniel De **** </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[img=http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2318/playermg7.th.jpg] (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=playermg7.jpg)

[jack_man]

i did a player search and got a player up called Mark De Man and his strongest attribute was his marking lol

[Marchofthecrabs]

I still think Russia's Andrey Arshavin is a quality name! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Caesarius]

There´s this goalie named Assman on Argentina.

Waiting for him to retire to offer a job

[leeds_fan_1]

haha player at bath city called craig davidge, might just be my sense of humour http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[bterz]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Caesarius:
There´s this goalie named Assman on Argentina.

Waiting for him to retire to offer a job </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I really hope you were thinking of the Assistant Manager position http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[williamshankley]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Ultimate_Red_Devil:
Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Friday Sunday (http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6488/weekenday4.png)

[fliprfc]

Jobi Macanuff lmao

[Bluenose_92]

Just found a keeper at fernebache

'Dimitar Ivankov'

quality!

[casabian]

i once had a finnish DM called Sir Bobby Charlton http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Rekobeto]

Tugay

[Doomed]

I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P

[carlos1879]

I found a Christopher Sunderland when I was playing as Sunderland lol so I signed him from Joe Public and he was pretty good and became a fan favorite lol.

[joemaddog]

there was a guy called thankgod imafule on fm07 i think. i also had a dutch regen on 01/02 called dick slot!

[carlos1879]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by joemaddog:
dutch regen on 01/02 called dick slot! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think we have a winner with that one lol.

[Scott1990]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
Fans spokesperson for Scottish national team is called Scott Scott (from Scotland) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Scott Scott is a New Zealand regen in my game.

[Pad-23]

There is always the Austrian Ivanschitz

[Darth Rob]

I've just had a youngster come through the ranks by the name of Richard Head, love it http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[WesP]

I also have a 'scott scott' but he is from england

[Tuukka]

last year there was finnis guy called Petri Kanapeura, witch means in english Petri Chickendear, that made me laugh.

[Dominiq angry]

Buffon

[sebsy]

I always give an honourable mention in these threads to the German coach, Ralf Minge.

[Sweet-Zombie-Jesus]

I just found a regen called Joe Joe.

[DS]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed:
I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is.

[James1983]

Stefan Kuntz anyone? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[carnoch04]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed:
I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is in the Scottish media, I can assure you!

[GerdMuller]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lathund:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

To make it even better, the team playing at Wankdorf are BSC Young Boys. And when there was some kind of trouble with building the new Wankdorf stadium (Although it has some other name now I think), a witty headline read: "Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Woes".

The name Gökdeniz is slightly amusing to a Swede as well, in a very childish way. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow Bern now in Austria...Habsburg on the march again?

[jimmy_wwfc]

i had players for wigan called Courey Getanuff, Simon Sed and Sunday Monday http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[olivne]

I still think that having Jesus as a GK tops any list.
I just can't get over the "Great Save by Jesus" type of commentary.

[robertodibaggio]

Willy Topp, who plays for Bradford.

[Barkers]

Quim, benfica goalkeeper? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[megafan2005]

supporters spoksperson of virgin islands MIKE HUNT :P

[Tom =)]

i found a Korean called

Lee Dee Best

turned out he was absolute crap

[champlodge]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MattUK:
Gay Assulin </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

isnt his name Guy?

[champlodge]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Barkers:
Quim, benfica goalkeeper? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

one of my faves too, ultimate at the moment is Mark De Mann as previously mentioned!

[Bluenose_92]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by champlodge:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MattUK:
Gay Assulin </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

isnt his name Guy? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gai Asulin now -_-

[The Codfather]

Waldo Ponce, will always remember the headline.. "Boro' chase Ponce" http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Spagbol]

Lucky Zwane (swan), my African striker http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I also have a Sparrow and Deery in my team. My youth team's looking like a zoo now.

[heathxxx]

I always remember a Korean called "Ho Bum Fuk" who played IRL a couple of world cups ago. The commentators, rather embarracingly just referred to him as "Ho".

Just imagine the commentator shouting:

"Ho Bum Fuk.... And it's in...." http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Never managed to find the unfortunate chap on any of the FM games though.

[Lukedella]

had a chinese regen called WONG MILK

[The Codfather]

Graham Cheeseman of bridgwater, if he played at a higher level i would buy him just for his awesome name http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Fantazm]

Found a player (not a regen) called Tomislav ****o.

[Themistofelis]

Fokikos full back Evmorfos Arnidis ( it tranlates as "good looking sheep")

Mohlala Lovers (South African)
Thankgod Amefule (Nigerian)

[Marshdweller]

In an old game of 01-02, Man U had a regen called Mike Hunt - he wasn't bad, and I tried to sign him for my all-conquering Forest team, but MUFC weren't having any of it.

I've also seen plenty of regen coaches called things like Dave Davids and Pete Peters.

[gerrardsrightfoot]

Ralf Minge - Fiorentina Scout

[dweaver]

The Younghusbands remain classics...

[Frankie 7]

Dave Hancock always makes me chuckle.
Christian **** is another. Adam Allcock. Tom De ****.

Marc De Man

Arshavin.

Koldo Arce

Ofer shitrit

Sergey Shitkov

Danny Shittu

Visar Rushiti

Tomislav ****o

Michele Cunti

And lots more others i just can't think of.

[Bratto17]

Off topic, but, I went to school with girls called Emma Dale and Joanna Mycock (say in a Italian accent) - the answer was no, as I'm not gay!

[catfishjack]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sammypurposa:
not anything do to with fm but,

a couple of years ago tottenham vs. sunderland
lennon and mccartney came up against eachother as the right winger and left back </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Also the Charlton back-line of Fish Costa Fortune (not sure if Luke Young ever played alongside them). There was also a Villa midfield in the 70s that made an offensive sentence, but I can't remember what it was now.

I've seen Lee Lee also.

[shefki2008]

I have a Parrot called Gary!

[DS]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by carnoch04:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed:
I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is in the Scottish media, I can assure you! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Also in the Australian media...on the rare occasion that they would mention him since he isnt very good and will never play for Australia. But one guy keeps mentioning that thats not how his name is pronounced.

[Sad Git]

My favourite is from former versions of the game when Leigh RMI used to have a Chairman called A. Leach. Very appropriate...

[NepentheZ]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Ultimate_Red_Devil:
Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There was also a Friday Sunday http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I've personally seen...

Walton Fon Tain

Made me chuckle...

[NepentheZ]

Sorry, that Walter Fon Tain

[creature_from_ottawa]

mari de man

so he's gay eh

[jeek]

Nacer Barazite plays for Sunderland in the 2010-11 season. Think he's an Arsenal youth import

[MarinoMolin]

Mark Metgod - Regen

Made me chuckle :P

[Bratto17]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MarinoMolin:
Mark Metgod - Regen

Made me chuckle :P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My dad just told me there was an actual footballer called Johnny Metgod

[francisjuve]

In my game in the year of 2009,there is a chinese regen player named Li Xiaolong in CSL(China Super League).

Li Xiaolong is the chinese name of Bruce Lee,the famous action movie star.

[Hoffie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by op1:
Fagner, can't remember where though. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

PSV Eindhoven

[RSCA4Ever]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bratto17:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MarinoMolin:
Mark Metgod - Regen

Made me chuckle :P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My dad just told me there was an actual footballer called Johnny Metgod </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your dad is correct http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Metgod

Mark de Man and Olivier DeCock, are actually also real players.
But we had a miss Belgium once called Veronique DeCock http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ingame i had once a Cliff Richards, unlike his singing voice his football was crap though! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Hoffie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jeek:
Nacer Barazite plays for Sunderland in the 2010-11 season. Think he's an Arsenal youth import </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Correct, he's a reserve Gunner in my game. Quite good though.

[Hoffie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by francisjuve:
In my game in the year of 2009,there is a chinese regen player named Li Xiaolong in CSL(China Super League).

Li Xiaolong is the chinese name of Bruce Lee,the famous action movie star. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I had a physio ones, called Doug Ross (like the one from the TV series ER played by George Clooney)

[...rich...]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jeek:
Nacer Barazite plays for Sunderland in the 2010-11 season. Think he's an Arsenal youth import </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seen him play live, he's quality http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[stevie_G_32201]

balde lol and to top it off he reakky is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Iwearhats]

Franks awhanker and once had a regen way back in cm 97/8 called Wayne king!

[Bratto17]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevie_G_32201:
balde lol and to top it off he reakky is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It would work, but, his name is pronounced 'Bal-day', but then again, it depends where you come from and how you pronounce it. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[fatboyjohnmulhern]

sam duncum is the funniest name and picture, look him up..he more funnier when he was younger and looked more of a duncum

[stevie_G_32201]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bratto17:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevie_G_32201:
balde lol and to top it off he reakky is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It would work, but, his name is pronounced 'Bal-day', but then again, it depends where you come from and how you pronounce it. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

true but i pronounce it bald-ee as it makes me laugh because he is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dimony]

Dong Ke was one of the best.

[francisjuve]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dimony:
Dong Ke was one of the best. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think he must be a Chinese.

[tom69er]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fatboyjohnmulhern:
sam duncum is the funniest name and picture, look him up..he more funnier when he was younger and looked more of a duncum </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
OMG HE IS SO FUNNY LOOKING. Duncum wins the goofiest photo award

[Frankie 7]

Lionel Gelly kind of made me laugh.

found a GK coach called Chilli. Team him up with Pat Rice could be a good combination there.

Another funny one was Justice Sithole. Striker from Maritzburg Utd.

[Skunner]

I was searching for players with dirty words for names in the search option when I came across a club from England.

Cockfosters. Search it up. I really would love to play as these guys. Better yet, I'd love to know what their nickname is.

[YT2AAA]

In FM 2005 I sign a regen Bruce Dickinson. \m/ \m/

[jigglydiggly]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The Wankdorf Stadium is in Switzerland, Bern actually and it's where Bern Young Boys play their home games. Been there once, quite a nice ground...
I myself am a Bradford fan and we have Willy Topp

[bhawk]

on the news i noticed it said mclaren chases dicks. it was a regen called john dicks.

made me laugh

[acidmonkey]

in my career game not sure if its a regen or not but theres a guy called carlo Monti (looks funnier on transfer lists as Monti Carlo) http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[daz343]

Dick van Toorn psv scout made me laugh lol http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[blueglobefootball123]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by carnoch04:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed:
I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is in the Scottish media, I can assure you! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

On Soccer Saturday, thats how Jeff Sterling pronounces it as well.

My favourite is Fitz Hall. Not so much cause of his name but becasue of his nickname - ONE SIZE lol

[donsutd]

not found any in fm2008 yet but on 07 i had a Finnish regen called Carro Vanne, and he had a great engine as well

[minisav]

There was a player called something Jellylegs on my old Champ Man and the Legndary Andrew Dick who appears as A. Dick on his profile from Rangers http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[demodave]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bratto17:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stevie_G_32201:
balde lol and to top it off he reakky is bald http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It would work, but, his name is pronounced 'Bal-day', but then again, it depends where you come from and how you pronounce it. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Its works with a Brummie accent :-P

[fergusdacat7]

Mark De Man - Anderlecht

no need to tell him what needs done

[Jamo-spurs]

Icecream Johnson on CM2008 http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Mungy]

I think it was FM2005 that had my favourite:-

Chayapit Kuntavorn. Not sure if the first name is spelled right, like.

His photo was cool as well, an asian dude with a mohawk. fb.

[Misodoctakleidist]

I once played a friendly against a German team whose line-up included Koch, Kunt, Titz and Kummer.

[scotia1980]

You can't beat a bit of Titz and Kunt http://community.sigames.com/customicons/icon14.gif

[Klimowicz]

when you have underarm fleas, you need... Pit Flick.

terminated his contract for having such a stupid name. but he was good on the near post http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[jimmy_wwfc]

Gilman Lika, Arno Wolf actual players. on the my game with ebsfleet my scout recommended that i should sign Gilman

[BenArsenal]

Nobody mentioned Boy Waterman, the AZ goalkeeper.

I keep thinking about Adam Sandler in The Waterboy whenever I see the name. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bababui]

My favorite name ever..anywhere..a defender from Croatia..Tomislav @ucko.


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t239/bababui_2007/fcko.jpg

[CelticDaft1888]

Argelico ****s!! For short, he gets called Argel. Or Oliver De Koch! Good old quality names!

[Suttface]

I had a regen on 03/04 called 'Juan Pablo Manzana Dani Molina' which made me chuckle due to sheer length... Absolute legend also. Played M R and scored 40 goals nearly every season.

[Akim]

in my manu reserves is a regen called "guy hunter". always when i see something about him in the game im thinking "gay hunter"

[Akim]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Akim:
in my manu reserves is a regen called "guy hunter". always when i see something about him in the game im thinking "gay hunter" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

tho guy hunter is also funny http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Klimowicz]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bababui:
My favorite name ever..anywhere..a defender from Croatia..Tomislav @ucko.


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t239/bababui_2007/fcko.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

very good http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

i had a regen with the surname "Bodyslam" aswell.

[phnompenhandy]

Right now I'm after a Charlton Ivorean youth named 'Konan'. Whether or not he's a barbarian, I won't know until I get him.

My favourite club name - in a previous FM - haven't checked 08 yet, is the Trinidadian team, 'House of Dread'. So, so cool http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[eldereth]

I discovered a Danish non-league team called 'aars' which means arse in dutch.

So it's kind of hilarious if you play a friendly and get a media comment stating: FC ??? ease past Aars. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[dane0]

if we're talking about Danish teams, how about Middelfart G&B?

[ajcardall]

A funny one I've encountered is Gaylord Luboya, a left wing-back from Congo, playing, in my game, for Pontlieue Le Mans

[littleliam]

I think it was in stoke u18s i saw Danzelle St.Louis Hamilton and Geoff Ho.

In middlesborough reserves John Johnson.
Liverpool u18s: Steve Irwin!

And i've also seen few Michael Jacksons

[easternhawk2]

In my current game I just signed a coach named Graham Graham.

[QPR Fan]

i had 2 regens called connor o'conner and aire stryke he was portugese

[Oktober]

Steve Irwin is now my star right winger at Merthyr Tydfil in 2020! Its proving surprisingly difficult to come up with a chant about crocodile hunting though. He's {blank}, he's {blank}, he'll hunt your crocodile...

Also found a regen keeper called Stacy. English, too, so no excuse, just cruel parenting.

[bridport_pouncer]

I dont know if it has already been mentioned but in Arsenal's Under 18s there is a Thomas Cruise... http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Stubo]

celtic signed a guy called rafael scheit pronounces S**t

[littleliam]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Steve Irwin is now my star right winger at Merthyr Tydfil in 2020! Its proving surprisingly difficult to come up with a chant about crocodile hunting though. He'll shoot, he'll pass, he'll hunt your crocodile's ass!!

Also found a regen keeper called Stacy. English, too, so no excuse, just cruel parenting. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[x42bn6]

There's this player hanging around in the start of Football Manager 2008, Marcus Klitgaard or something.

Another rude one, in my current Xerez game, my left-back is called Miroslav Yankov.

[jetpacjoe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh:
New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wouldn't mind getting Wankdorf in the Cup, just as long as I don't have to drink champagne out of it for coming first.

[Gordon_J]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by acidmonkey:
in my career game not sure if its a regen or not but theres a guy called carlo Monti (looks funnier on transfer lists as Monti Carlo) http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Carlo Monti is a real player - he's with Celtic under 19s right now. And I actually never made the connection that his name is Monte Carlo backwards!

[rtik-1-one]

In FM07 I was managing America (RN) and they have a Lisa. I tried to sign him for Leicester in another game but they kept refusing to give him a work permit.

[paulmather1]

Lee King

[giblets_of_fire]

A dutch regen at fulham, Dick Venema

[Haestad]

probably been said.

Korean keeper with the last name Yoo Suk.

[mustardpower]

on CM 03/04 there was a player for Everton called Sir Bobby Charlton

[smudger18]

on FM 07 i found one regen called carlos zobb now where i come from (malta) zobb is a *enis lol made me laugh

[Stutch]

Stuart Stewart is my favourite.

[dking]

mario turdo! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[twattyatkins]

Gary Neville

[DiscoStu94]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Gary Neville </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Winner! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Fanny Schamp is one that caught my eye http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ajcardall]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by twattyatkins:
Gary Neville </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This one made me laugh more than any other out there so far http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Class.

[NickG]

One of my very first opposition scouting reports told me to be aware of the aerial power of Dean Windass.

And maybe this is just funny for me, being an atheist from the US, but I've got a wonderkid by the name of Cristian Nazarith that I'm hoping is a savior of sorts for Leeds...

[JPro]

in my game in 2016 there is a regen in the england under 19's called Chris Cross.

[Murf666]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dking:
mario turdo! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I like this thread! There's been some very funny names, but Mario Turdo has got to be the best so far!

[BenArsenal]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JPro:
in my game in 2016 there is a regen in the england under 19's called Chris Cross. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does he wear his jersey backwards?

http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Goofus]

my name's Isaac and there's a bremen player named Promise Isaac! made me laugh

[dafuge]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JPro:
in my game in 2016 there is a regen in the england under 19's called Chris Cross. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What's his jumping attribute like?

[BenArsenal]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Goofus:
my name's Isaac and there's a bremen player named Promise Isaac! made me laugh </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He is an actual player, but his name is backwards in the game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Promise

Much like 'Jon Obi Mikel'/'Mikel Jon Obi'

In CM01/02 they are contracted to Chelsea, and their names are 'proper' (as in, Mikel Jon Obi and Isaac Promise).

[dafuge]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BenArsenal:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Goofus:
my name's Isaac and there's a bremen player named Promise Isaac! made me laugh </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He is an actual player, but his name is backwards in the game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Promise

Much like 'Jon Obi Mikel'/'Mikel Jon Obi'

In CM01/02 they are contracted to Chelsea, and their names are 'proper' (as in, Mikel Jon Obi and Isaac Promise). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think it's because some Nigerians often swap their names depending on which country they are in, such as Finidi George / George Finidi.

[Goofus]

mmm he ain't half bad...
wish i was that good though http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[JacMF]

My new foreign scout for man city is called...

Ralf Minge

I laughed

[zenfurni1]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by littleliam:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Steve Irwin is now my star right winger at Merthyr Tydfil in 2020! Its proving surprisingly difficult to come up with a chant about crocodile hunting though. He'll shoot, he'll pass, he'll hunt your crocodile's ass!!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awesome, so FM believes in reincarnation!

[Klimowicz]

Armenia National Team full of yans (http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k212/om3ga_0/yan.jpg) http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[gaijin]

Yan means 'of' in Armenian. Its as common as 'ski' in Poland or 'son' in Sweden.

I think the name made me smile was seeing a certain Johnny Vegas play for the Peruvian national team.

[phnompenhandy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I think it's because some Nigerians often swap their names depending on which country they are in, such as Finidi George / George Finidi. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not just Africa - throughout East and SE Asia too it is normal to put the surname first and first name second. When a person goes to a Western country it can get confusing.

[haveadrinkonme]

Micheal Noone of millwall is a good one for commentary and awards

'No-one man of the match' or great ball through to no-one....

dick lob a dutch regen made me chuckle..

[daz10_uk]

Off subject slightly but i had a german teacher called Mr Dwyer....... Not that strange till you think what Mr is in German http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[tottenham2k7]

Andre muff
cant remember nation or club..
but he was quite good a player and is on most games :P

[tottenham2k7]

couldnt figure how to edit so i had to post again..sorry
right ermm muff is from switzerland and plays currently for FC concordia basel http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[tottenham2k7]

This isnt really funny but they all seem to relate to a Barbeque :P
Patrick BERGER Paulo WANCHOP and andy COLE
haha
and to top it off you could have some gabriel HEINZE sauce to dip http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[inmotion_slb]

Magnus Fagerli-Spanthus

at Sheffield Wednesday reserves Oct 09

[Spagbol]

I had to revive this thread because in one go I've had two classics in my youth team:

Happy Johnson and Fisher Fish!


If you needed another reason to start a game in SA, it's sometimes worth a punt just for the names http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[brigadier]

Paul Catchpole made me smirk when he came through my youth team

[Oktober]

I got a Richard Bacon through my youth team this season. I'm concerned about him getting into drug problems...

[matt_lfc_matt]

I'm in 2026 and my star left back is called Prince Horne. He even has the posh "beauty spot"

http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ptrck]

angel rangel in league 1 http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[kccircle]

I see no one has mentioned a player from (either FMo6 or 05)

Potato

[Mike7077]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kccircle:
I see no one has mentioned a player from (either FMo6 or 05)

Potato </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Reminds me of a Mexican regen I once saw called Potato Dominguez.

[Malvie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by NickG:
One of my very first opposition scouting reports told me to be aware of the aerial power of Dean Windass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Roooooflmfao!!!

[Apocalypse]

just played vs a player called Happy Sithole which made me nearly fall off my chair

proof
http://www.geocities.com/phantasm1uk/funny.JPG

[Frankofranko]

i was managing sevilla and the players name was SISI, i like that drink so it made me laugh

[Mikealdo]

Nothing to add except Best. Thread. Ever. http://community.sigames.com/customicons/icon14.gif http://community.sigames.com/customicons/icon14.gif

[DS]

There is a goalkeeper in Australia called Tommi Tomich.

[DS]

Hopefully Tommi Tomich will sign for Cockburn City (http://www.cockburncity.org/).

[Haestad]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Apocalypse:
just played vs a player called Happy Sithole which made me nearly fall off my chair

proof
http://www.geocities.com/phantasm1uk/funny.JPG </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I believe you, but its best to post the profile page when showing proof, as you can easily change that overview name with a nickname.

[Grecian_03]

Not a player but a ref in the Indonesian First Devision, I Made Merta.

[Giantplaything]

got bored and did a quick search and found a danny glover and a mel gibson. both strikers. nearly signed the pair. Would have been awesome.

[Apocalypse]

season 2027-2028 (FM07) and a regen called "Just Kamp" has won world player of the year

[Silent Shark]

I had a Lee Lee too (FM 2005). Amazing player. Star man for Liverpool and England. I've also had a Johnny Johnstone.

Not funny, but I once signed a regen whose 'surname' was "Alessandro de Oliveria dos Santos", his full name being even longer! Any commentary involving him wouldn't fit on the screen. I gave him a nickname 'Santos' http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif .

Jod Bodyslam is a classic, as is Marc De Man. Windass always makes me smile.

In football, nothing beats Arshavin though. Any way you choose to pronounce it is still hilarious.

Outside of football, there's always Ramon Mycock...

[Oktober]

In 07, I played internationally against a Vietnamese player called Pheng Pheng Pheng Pheng.

[sebzilla]

Team called Positive Vibes.

Regen called Dave Beaglehole (94 England caps!)

[Chimpos]

A Liverpool reserve player I loaned 2 seasons running called Miki Roque.

I dunno how you should pronounce it but to me he is Mickey Rourke

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JJMonkey79:
Off-topic, but i spoke to a sales girl today called Mercedes Mcgarry, just made me laugh </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Maybe if you weren't so uneducated it wouldn't be so funny!

[Buttgammon]

I once stumbled upon a player in the Norwegian lower divisions called Cliff Richard.

If my side were playing against his I think I would have instructed them to use hard tackling against him for being really bloody annoying!

[samwise.holden]

I picked up a spanish lad called Potato. Class, I just bought him because of that!

[Raware]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Deloma:
In FM 07 I found a Nigerian player called Ice Cream.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I found him too!!! He turned out to be a half decent player!

[mizan]

This thread is soooo funny!

Chris Cross is my fav

and the comment of

'wary of aerial ability of dean windass'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Klimowicz]

Seriously... don't name your kids after lower league teams... (http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k212/om3ga_0/shortieee.jpg)

[Mike7077]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Raware:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Deloma:
In FM 07 I found a Nigerian player called Ice Cream.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I found him too!!! He turned out to be a half decent player! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's a real player. Always gets a mention on threads like this.

[HD]

In the NFL the Kansas City Chiefs have a coach called Dick Curl. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[r0x0r]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Mark de Man and Olivier DeCock, are actually also real players. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I so want to sign Mark de Man and Mark Kerr, and retrain them as defenders...

[r0x0r]

Wait, add Mark King (left back from Blackburn) to the list?

[dane0]

Don't know if this has been posted here already, but "Sokha Men" isn't a good name for anyone.
Sokha Men (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2259/billede2mx1.png)

[tsimpson93]

Trevor Mcdonald From Arsenal (Regen) :L

[eXistenZ]

Choco
Good talent, playing in the brazilian first division, club: paranaese.

[Suzie MUFC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by samwise.holden:
I picked up a spanish lad called Potato. Class, I just bought him because of that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Conquistadore]

I remember on an old version of CM, I had a goalie called Abraham Lincoln and on FM07 there was a player called Jean Picard. Only missing the Luc... still funny though.

[Y@$H!]

Had a Zimbabwean come thru my academy, called LOVELACE...it broke my heart the day I had to release him due to being cr@p...

And some guy called Campbell Dick (regen) , what a ripper when the headline read : Wenger chases Dick!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!! http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[KDR]

Probably a common thing, but I've had Mulder and Scully in my side before now. I was looking to sign a Skinner as well, but...

[GillsMan]

I had a regen called Paul Ince and saw that Ian Wright is adopting more kids than Madonna - I saw Bobby Wright-Phillips and Sam Wright-Phillips (both white guys).

[Makalele]

2 nigerians named

Salami and Ice Cream

[442to445]

Art can never improve on life... Stefan Kuntz

[BenArsenal]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Makalele:
2 nigerians named

Salami and Ice Cream </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Salami. That's brilliant. http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Y@$H!]

A Russian called FATJON SAMOILOV almost made me p!ss myself...oh where will the madness end, lol http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[pellet10]

Somebody who enjoys pens too much (http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4590/biroloveel1.jpg)

[pellet10]

Just found another (http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8422/dickcoxyc6.jpg)

[rinso]

lol two good ones there, pellet!!

got a russin regen on mine called Kalashnikov... not that funny i know, but his long shots arent bad!!

i'll get me coat...

[jan_stroobants]

In Turkey @ Kocaelispor : Ufuk

[rtik-1-one]

Just got a regen called Peter Peter on FM07 also on the game i have got a guy called Guilherme de O.R. Noronha ... i wonder what the O.R. stands for. I nickname him Guil.

[www2]

John Drinkwater

[Bullion1]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS:
Hopefully Tommi Tomich will sign for Cockburn City (http://www.cockburncity.org/). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
"Welcome to the Cockburn City Soccer Club website for 2007.

Cockburn City Soccer Club’s origin goes back to 1929 when we were known as Spearwood Rovers."


it just isn't getting any better for them

I once seen a player on fm 07 called Christian Aguilera which i thought was pretty good

[carnoch04]

Player who scord for Ivory Coast today : Marco Zoro
I'm sure I've seen a movie about him.

[Leonard Chen]

not in 08 but i remember in 05 or 06 i saw a morrocan named M'balz Es'hari

even posted SS on a similiar thread back then.

[rinso]

Thomas Cruise (http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3551/cruiserd8.jpg) so close, so close

[Y@$H!]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kaneykins:
I once seen a player on fm 07 called Christian Aguilera which i thought was pretty good </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HAHA! Was he a DIRRRRRTTTTYYY player?? http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif That's sad i know, lol...

[Haestad]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Leonard Chen:
not in 08 but i remember in 05 or 06 i saw a morrocan named M'balz Es'hari

even posted SS on a similiar thread back then. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HAHA!

[rinso]

Bobby Charlton (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/805/charltonky5.jpg) although, my scouts say i should avoid signing him!

[thebigman1985]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">M'balz Es'hari </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL!


winner

[MixitupMixitdictator]

House of Dread
Tobbaco Monoply

[BenArsenal]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MixitupMixitdictator:
House of Dread
Tobbaco Monoply </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Also,

The Strongest.

Talk about confidence... http://community.sigames.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif