Pun headline thread

This is the first pun headline I have seen in awhile on FM and I think my first one on FM, it made me smile just wondering what other pun headlines people have had.

Best I had was on FM09. I had a player called Yannick Agro and when he played well the pun headline was 'Agro-ovy'! I'll see if I've still got the screenshot when I get home.

Not got a screenshot but when I managed in Scandinavia I got a lot of "Jacobsen-sational!" and the like which was always nice.

Thats a horrible attempt at a pun

From my first season. Still a first team regular in the 4th season

http://img687.imageshack.us/i/outstanding.jpg/

Seems to me that their names clearly need to fit with something. I've had lots with some players, whilst none at all with others.

I had the best one a few years back...Dida had a great game, and the headline: Splen-Dida

I had Nesta-tuesque once which I thought was absolutely terrible but a laugh at the same time

Well, I'm guessing there's nothing goes well with "Carrick", who's been absolutely superb for me in a Man Utd save I'm playing. He's making the headlines every week in the media reports, but no puns...

...can anyone actually think of something suitable that goes with Carrick??

Well, I'm guessing there's nothing goes well with "Carrick", who's been absolutely superb for me in a Man Utd save I'm playing. He's making the headlines every week in the media reports, but no puns...

...can anyone actually think of something suitable that goes with Carrick??

Carrick-tacular?

Gah just clutching at straws

Well, I'm guessing there's nothing goes well with "Carrick", who's been absolutely superb for me in a Man Utd save I'm playing. He's making the headlines every week in the media reports, but no puns...

...can anyone actually think of something suitable that goes with Carrick??

Normally sh*t would suffice.

I had one once, cannot remember who it was, but remember thinking it was a great little thing to have in the game.

May have been Alex-cellent (in respect to Kyrgy player, Anton Alex, who scored a hat-trick)

I remember seing in an old thread someone had this headline:

"Christ shines as [club name] demolish [club name]."

He had a player who's last name was Christ.

I remember seing in an old thread someone had this headline:

"Christ shines as [club name] demolish [club name]."

He had a player who's last name was Christ.

The pun should've been something like "Christ Almighty!"