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jbutton
27-02-2010, 23:28
This guy is an absolute tank! How is his strength not 20? Come on hes built like a middleweight!!

wanderer89
27-02-2010, 23:36
And he's also ***** lol, and that's coming from a Wolves fan, he's a tank, he also has the turning circle of a tank!

Evilyoshi
27-02-2010, 23:37
And he's also ***** lol, and that's coming from a Wolves fan, he's a tank, he also has the turning circle of a tank!

Pretty much this

Boy_Wonda
28-02-2010, 01:36
Saw a fantastic interview with him pre-season... "Me Mick McCarthy body double!" Whilst running around topless... He reminds me of a young Arnie... Well... No.

Mailman44
28-02-2010, 02:21
He turns like a battleship you mean to say, tanks actually can pivot 360 on their treads.

Taytaz
28-02-2010, 02:27
Data Issues Forum might be more appropriate if you have a legitimate concern with player ratings

Johnjo
28-02-2010, 07:23
^^^Theres always one....

Hershie
28-02-2010, 07:28
http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php?t=153598

ArsenalFan7
28-02-2010, 12:12
I agree for "George Elokobi does not fear God, God Fears him."

He's a beast.

wanderer89
28-02-2010, 12:44
I agree for "George Elokobi does not fear God, God Fears him."

He's a beast.

All God has to do is run around him in a circle, Big George wouldn't be able to get him then lol.

brookie1402
28-02-2010, 12:47
All God has to do is run around him in a circle, Big George wouldn't be able to get him then lol.

Or throw a lightning bolt at him by pointing at him. Or something.

wanderer89
28-02-2010, 13:10
Or throw a lightning bolt at him by pointing at him. Or something.

That could work too :p

Edle
28-02-2010, 13:58
I dont know this player :S Is he a hero?

tom_numbers
28-02-2010, 14:07
http://fistedaway.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/george-elokobi.jpg

Don't mess with him.

Edle
28-02-2010, 14:13
Wow. Big guy.

wanderer89
28-02-2010, 22:03
He's the man Chuck Norris fears...

baker.simon
28-02-2010, 22:04
To be fair, he is massive. Not tall I mean, just huge.

Built like a brick outhouse so to speak.

huntelaar19
28-02-2010, 22:06
I think I just had a wee accident :|

mista T
28-02-2010, 22:07
Blasphemy!

the_stamminator
28-02-2010, 22:08
I remember him from his colchester days, pure muscle at left back!

andylad
28-02-2010, 22:11
look at the size of his head!

huntelaar19
28-02-2010, 22:11
Haw heed !

baker.simon
28-02-2010, 22:15
http://fistedaway.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/george-elokobi.jpg

Don't mess with him.

I think I may well sign him in FM now. Not to play but he could come in handy for protection purposes :eek:

matt_neil41
28-02-2010, 22:23
Timar messed with him and has the dent in his head to prove it!

wanderer89
01-03-2010, 01:10
Timar messed with him and has the dent in his head to prove it!

That was an accident and Big George was distraught, I think he either rang him or went to see him in hospital to see how he was, which shows he's actually a genuinely nice bloke, whic is rare in football these days.

I'm not saying you were slating him, if that how it came across, just wanted the full story to be known and not have him branded a thug like the likes of Chris Morgan from Sheff Utd!

matt_neil41
01-03-2010, 01:12
That was an accident and Big George was distraught, I think he either rang him or went to see him in hospital to see how he was, which shows he's actually a genuinely nice bloke, whic is rare in football these days.

I'm not saying you were slating him, if that how it came across, just wanted the full story to be known and not have him branded a thug like the likes of Chris Morgan from Sheff Utd!

Na I wasn't, was just saying how Timar got destroyed by him (showing how much of a beast he is) :D

wanderer89
01-03-2010, 01:22
Na I wasn't, was just saying how Timar got destroyed by him (showing how much of a beast he is) :D

Sorry man lol, just saw you were a Plymouth fan & thought you were angered about what happened, it was horrible though, glad he made a recovery though :)

And yeah, he is a beast lol, seeing him up close, it's like looking at a brick wall, he'd make one hell of a bouncer lol.

CaptainPlanet
01-03-2010, 01:36
He looks like Carlton from Fresh Prince, on roids.

matt_neil41
01-03-2010, 01:52
Sorry man lol, just saw you were a Plymouth fan & thought you were angered about what happened, it was horrible though, glad he made a recovery though :)

And yeah, he is a beast lol, seeing him up close, it's like looking at a brick wall, he'd make one hell of a bouncer lol.

Timar is a beast as well and since the incident hasn't been half the player (even though he was s***e before!)

Mailman44
01-03-2010, 02:50
Nothing Lord Abdye Faye couldn't handle sharpish even on an off day ...

kingrobbo
01-03-2010, 03:24
And he's also ***** lol, and that's coming from a Wolves fan, he's a tank, he also has the turning circle of a tank!

lol........super tanker;)

Barkermush
01-03-2010, 03:27
I saw him the first time a few season's ago for Colchester.

He came off the bench with 10 mins to go with Colchester leading 2-0 i think.

At a first glance i thought he was just fat, but then on my second glance i realised that i was very much mistaken, and he was pure muscle!

I thought Iwelumo was big that day, but he was nothing compared to Elokobi.
I reckon he would be a good heavy weight boxer, would probably get done for speed though. ;)

AndyBaba
01-03-2010, 03:45
Nothing Lord Abdye Faye couldn't handle sharpish even on an off day ...

Abdoulaye Faye for sure!
He was great to watch at Bolton, such athleticism in the air

Golaxi
01-03-2010, 04:39
surely strength should be more than 10? obviously that doesn't mean all his stats would be great.

ugen64
01-03-2010, 04:42
oguchi onyewu (http://www.kickette.com/files/2009/10/Oguchi-Onyewu-gooch-gets-naked-for-espn1-269x300.jpg)

(NWS if you work in a nunnery)

hasdgfas
01-03-2010, 06:13
oguchi onyewu (http://www.kickette.com/files/2009/10/Oguchi-Onyewu-gooch-gets-naked-for-espn1-269x300.jpg)

(NWS if you work in a nunnery)

Gooch :cool:
Get well soon :(

Muhtesem
01-03-2010, 07:16
he looks like butcher more than a footballer :)

wanderer89
01-03-2010, 17:04
oguchi onyewu (http://www.kickette.com/files/2009/10/Oguchi-Onyewu-gooch-gets-naked-for-espn1-269x300.jpg)

(NWS if you work in a nunnery)

The one thing I wanna know is why you're lucky at half naked men? ;)

Gizmo7
01-03-2010, 17:12
Palacios = 100% BEEF as well!

SCIAG
01-03-2010, 17:13
None of you have ever seen André (http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Burnley+v+Reading+1KFVbJTB7NLl.jpg) Bikey (http://www.readingfc.co.uk/javaImages/89/1b/0,,10306~3742601,00.jpg) then, have you? ;)

6 foot... and he's tall, too!

Ty
01-03-2010, 17:22
None of you have ever seen André (http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Burnley+v+Reading+1KFVbJTB7NLl.jpg) Bikey (http://www.readingfc.co.uk/javaImages/89/1b/0,,10306~3742601,00.jpg) then, have you? ;)

6 foot... and he's tall, too!

Looks a monster to be fair, :eek:

Barkermush
01-03-2010, 18:41
Bikey as been solid for us, but for a big man he can't half throw a temper tantrum at times, a temper tantrum that a 3 year old child would be proud off! :D

Here's a couple of his tantrums;
Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1-oLsBO1o&feature=related) and here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJP7b60h2ck)

Thankfully since we signed him he has yet to rip his shirt off or attack a physio on the pitch. :D

But he as had a few sulks in his short time here, seen him waving his arms around like a child towards the referee when he gets booked.
And last week during the Pompey game, he was having a good old moan towards Brian Laws... lol