Reading\'s Revolving, Rant Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Ok, pretty much everyone has at least one player who they despise; a player bound not by the laws of physics or possiblity, a player that will terrorise every member of your team regardless of anything you can do. For me, its Torres. Countless games of seeing my defence crumble to dust and my keeper turn to a drunken toddler as the tricky Spaniard walks the ball into the net mean that I'm bricking it whenever he touches the damn ball. I've tried everything - closing him down, standing off him, kicking the **** out of him and nothing works whatsoever. I can't say I have the same issues with any other player, and was even tempted to try to buy the man just to stop him playing against me So come one come all; vent your frustration and rant about the rediculous nature of these superhuman sabotuers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smikis Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Bareta, bareto , and all similar players who have name like that.. oh good.. would it be managing norway and playing swis.. he will rape me.. would it be back at club in italy, he will score goals against me.. i swear.. every player with baresomething gona do good against me >_< Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
daidaithesequel Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Any former madrid strikers that were sold off seem to find there best form against me....especially Soldado and Bueno Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan_sacfc Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Kevin Doyle. Always ruddy scores against me, the lucky monkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadr Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 For me its Torres too, he always scores, and i mean always, and when is out due to injury then its Gerrard, i cant seem to stop them and ive tried everything! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Erm.... er..... Ahh, found one! Well 2 actually. Dorian Dervite and Andre Bikey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMAnderson Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Well i have 3 - DROGBA Always scores against me , Torres always scores the equalising goal against me and sometimes the winner ... The one player who has always come back to haunt me no matter what i do has got to be Anelka when he was at Bolton especially in previous FM GAMES , I cant remember how many times he always scored against me ..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArsenalFan7 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Abou Diaby I sold him to Man United for £10 million as Arsenal because he kept moaning about how 'I didn't play him enough'. Well that's ******** but anyway he always seems to get at least 1 goal against me when I play Man United plus I always get the same ****ing message saying 'Diaby faces former club'. Well Media guess what? I Get The ****ing Point! There's bound to be more but at this moment in time I can only think of Diaby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Jay Rodriguez from Burnley, im tempted just to sign him to stop it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkermush Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Every member of the B*****D Rovers team and Robbie Savage, is my enemie! On a more serious note, Andy Johnson of Fulham! He always score against me, no matter how i play or set my players to mark him. I just can't stop him scoing against me. I found away around this though, i just try and sign him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
llama3 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 nenad miljas from wolves - unbelievably irritating, scores against me a lot, and wolves are my bogey-team - annoying when arsenal have a poor bogey team, like, erm allardyce's bolton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArsenalFan7 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Oh yeah Nenad Milijas is a Jackass! He always puts out amazing performances against me.. And gets a hell of a lot of Long distance screamers.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Aja Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Adebayor. Scores amazing goals in such abundance that he completely belies his in-game abilities. Always scores against me. ALWAYS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reading\'s Revolving, Rant Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 Hehe, i do enjoy reading these, Bikey is the best one so far, as being a Royals fan i find the notion of Andre Bikey doing anything of use hilarious. Keep 'em coming Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandy Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Rooney, this monkey consistently finds the back of the net. And speaking of bogey teams, mine is Everton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Doyle, Andy Johnson - Play against me, they become insanely good. To the point I actually bought them for Man City, to shove in reserves so they couldnt score! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edle Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 my nemesis is alverez from mallorca. seems to score and assist everytime i play against him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinski Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Iker Casillas, Scott Carson, Oscar Ustari, Sergio Asenjo, and Tobias Sippel. I can barely score against them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jops14 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Diamanti at west ham... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradmonk Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Danny Welbeck. He's crap IRL. So why can't he be crap in FM? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Lewis Holtby. I hate him, I run him down in the press whenever I can Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandy Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Diamanti at west ham... He scores in your game? In my West Ham save, he’s 16 (4) and only 2 goals, flogged him off to Inter in January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alemutan Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Barreto, Udinese striker...he scores 3 goals per season, all against me...you know that famous saying "his first goal of the season!" argh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlo116 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Carlos Tevez and Johan Elmander. I really struggle to stop either of them it's really frustrating. But playing as liverpool i know what people mean about Torres, he's brilliant. Some games he's just unstoppable, i recently beat Arsenal 4-2 with Torres scoring all four and then we played Getafe in the CL and we won 3-0 with Torres scoring all three and then We played Man Utd and beat them 2-0, unfortunately he only scored one of those. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Payaso Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Hulk from Porto. Always hitting those longe range shots in while Cardozo never does. Also my defence must love him because they let him get so many clear cut chances. No one likes to intercept through balls or follow the player. He's scored almost always against me but in two cup finals' penalty shootout both times he was the only one who didn't score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEinchy Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Some guy called Michael Sprianovic who, despite not having any technical ability at all, managers to score some sort of screamer in every game against me. What's even more annoying is that it is always an important goal; a last minute equaliser or winner. Can't wait to get out of this division and not play against this guy anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yakutz Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Michael Kightly and Cameron Jerome. Every bloody game I play against Wolves or Birmingham, they score. Grr. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sussex Hammer Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Any FM player with a long shot stat of 10 or less who constantly scores from 30 yards against me!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1ck Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 On FM10, tevez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raskashtan Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 rooney and tevez are always unstoppable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra21 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Not a player but a club, Roda JC, think I only beat them a couple times in about 12 attempts with my Ajax squad, such a pain they were. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfc5sb Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Robert Koren and his bastard volleys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevros Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Like Terra21, mine for FM10 has not so much been a player, but a manager who i became enemies with. Lawrie McKinna, who is my local A-League club's manager, but when I started with Gold Coast he decided he didn't like the fact that I was the only one challenging his dominance. When I later jumped ship and got over the England and somehow manage to grab the Chelsea job, he followed me and took the Villa post. Another 2 seasons of rivalry, before I left. Who did Chelsea choose as their replacement? Damn McKinna. However, I went to Villa and got the last laugh as I took the trophies away from him and Chelsea! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubey84 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Adebayor. Scores amazing goals in such abundance that he completely belies his in-game abilities. Always scores against me. ALWAYS. This ^^......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Lad Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Well it was Idiakez but now...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 MIne are Tevez and Crouch. Crouch seems incapable of missing the target when he plays against me... even if it's a curling 30 yard shot... Grrr.... My bogey Team though is Wolves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadbloke Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Tevez at City is mine. I'm in the 4th season - played Man City 11 times, and Tevez has scored 13 goals against me! I can think of nothing else I can try to stop him. Lucky, as Liverpool, I've got Torres, so it evens itself up in the end! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
celtic joe celtic Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 jay rodriugez of burnley always scores against me ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkson01 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 2016 scottish 3rd division playing as dunfermline: Stephen Reid, Bred Pittman, Ole Soderberg (kepper) - arbroath Danny Sheridan - Peterhead Micah Evans - Elgin something like 18 games unbeaten, 11 games won in a row, all these guys have gave close calls to stopping this run!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmeee17 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Drogba and Rooney for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bomma Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Simon Cox. Scores a hit trick every time he plays me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabulas4 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Rooney, this monkey consistently finds the back of the net. And speaking of bogey teams, mine is Everton. agree completly he also injurs your cbs and everton are the most overrated Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackripper Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Tevez definatly over rated. On prev versions though definataly Ishameal Miller and West Brom Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ism-scfc Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Rickie Lambert Absolutely cannot stand the man, and not just for FM reasons. Always want to punch the screen when fatty scores Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnerfan69 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Miccoli from Palermo -- one of the most over-rated players on FM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_numbers Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Nigel Reo-Coker. He has never failed to find the net against me, regardless of whether I'm managing Middlesbrough, Man City, or anyone. Its usually his only goals of the season as well. Not to mention that this has been happening since FM2005. In the latest FM, I have one game where I just mess around a bit and use FMRTE, so I swapped him to an Australian team to finally end his Premiership career, only for Aston Villa to audaciously buy him back within two weeks. On FM2009 Denilson always scored 30 yard screamers against me, but he seems to have stopped that now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blurps11 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Manuel Almunia For the level Arsenal are playing at this guy is distinctly average at best, yet he always pulls off miracle performances against me. The Arsenal defense in general is hilariously impenetrable in my games though, Almunia having 15 clean sheets in 23 appearances and the team conceding only 10 goals after those 23 games in my current save Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Payaso Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Newest choice would be Diego. Just can't understand how player with off the ball ability of 10 and anticapation about the same can always make right timed runs to get through. I'm currently in UCL's quarter finals with Benfica, lost first game 3-2 away, Diego scored all the goals, two from clear cuts and one from long range shot. We mostly dominated the game but only managed to score twice. I'm looking forward for second part and seeing how my defence sucks against him once again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Standard liege! Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Jay Rodriguez from Burnley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboyjohnmulhern Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Didier Drogba, Carlito Tevez, James Vaughan, Milijas, all of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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