Puevlo Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I think that some staff should have special abilities that you can enable and eventually recharge over time. Say for example you have a staff member that has the ability to make all players happy for a little while, but it takes a few months before you can use it again. It would be like a staff member has really good motivating skills but takes a while to write a new script. Or maybe a staff member has the ability to reduce a players' wage by a certain percentage. Like maybe he's a keen lawyer and has found a loophole to reduce a players' wage by like 5% or something. But he can only do it once a year or something. Another one I thought of is that a staff member has learned a really secret training tip and can increase a single stat for a player by a couple of points automatically. This would be quite rare and can only recharge once a year. I think this will make selecting staff more important since it won't just be reliant on stats as to which staff member is best for you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunkOfJunk Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 prepare to be castrated by people for this post. In my opinion I wouldnt like to see this implemented. Realism is key to FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanD Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 What the fock is this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunkOfJunk Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 and so it begins lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei_cilly Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 god........ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter_uni23 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 It already exists ! It’s called FMRTE ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanD Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Yeah, i'd really love FM to become an RPG so we can level ourselves up and upgrade our players. Personally i'd equip my striker with a scimitar and equip all my defenders with steel armour. At the minute i'd see Zuculini as a bit of a mage so maybe giving him a staff and buying a few spells like firebomb and lightning strike would help too. Once i get some good staff in i'll be able to raise his spell casting abilities and intelligence by a few points, although it may be worthwhile actually selling him to raise money to buy some iron ore and an anvil so i can start crafting my own equipment as opposed to looking on the equipment list for the scraps other managers are selling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyACE Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I'll give you credit for being creative, but FM tries to deal in reality, even though it sometimes doesn't succeed. What you propose is for the staff to become some sort of wizards/magicians, who's power gets drained and then recharged. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tafse Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Jeezes... this is just bananas! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunkOfJunk Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Jeezes... this is just bananas! In pyjamas? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minisav Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 In pyjamas? What a show! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisvegas Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Fandango!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
anagain Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 No offence, but this isn't Dragon Age or any other RPG. This is a realistic football management sim modeled on the real world. Real world ass. managers don't have the ability to instantly up team morale. Unless, of course, he is damn good at organising parties. Or if he was a Carling ass. manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minisav Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Yeah, i'd really love FM to become an RPG so we can level ourselves up and upgrade our players. Personally i'd equip my striker with a scimitar and equip all my defenders with steel armour. At the minute i'd see Zuculini as a bit of a mage so maybe giving him a staff and buying a few spells like firebomb and lightning strike would help too. Once i get some good staff in i'll be able to raise his spell casting abilities and intelligence by a few points, although it may be worthwhile actually selling him to raise money to buy some iron ore and an anvil so i can start crafting my own equipment as opposed to looking on the equipment list for the scraps other managers are selling. I personally think you should be able to hire mercenaries (Ok, we kind of have this in loans but whatever...) and go to merchants for potions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puevlo Posted December 27, 2009 Author Share Posted December 27, 2009 LOL wizards don't exist anymore. So they're not magic. They just have specific talents they have gathered over the years which they can put to use in the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe__the__man Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Hahahahaha Edit: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha shut up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The second funny thread I've seen today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man_u_4ever Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 This sorta thing belongs in Fifa manager. lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlo116 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 LOL wizards don't exist anymore. So they're not magic. They just have specific talents they have gathered over the years which they can put to use in the game. :confused: WHAT!? Wizards used to exist? That's news to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaka Sangoma Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I put on my robe and wizard hat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oypus Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 In pyjamas? Are coming down the stairs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-Wool Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 No offence, but this isn't Dragon Age or any other RPG. This is a realistic football management sim modeled on the real world. Real world ass. managers don't have the ability to instantly up team morale.Unless, of course, he is damn good at organising parties. Or if he was a Carling ass. manager. Or indeed if he had the DVD of the closing speech in Any Given Sunday, play that for your team = guaranteed win. Trust me. I personally think you should be able to hire mercenaries (Ok, we kind of have this in loans but whatever...) and go to merchants for potions. For mercenary hiring, just play as Citeh or Chelsea ;-) I put on my robe and wizard hat Hah! Classic. FWIW I think the original post is fine, for example - if things are going wrong in training your coach could organise a raid party and tell your physio they are low on mana, then they could sort out training you know, by er slaying a dragon or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The OP's previous ideas include: Equipable items Female staff having children and calculated ovarian cycles. Player Quests Setting out to injure players btw, I screwed up the links but they should still work. My use of the URL code function needs improvement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 GO RONALDO! USE YOUR SUPER DIVE ABILITY! Ronaldo: ARGH! Ref: Penalty! It will take Ronaldo 20 minutes to recharge and further recharge time will increase the chance of success. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-Wool Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The guy is actually a legend it seems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The OP's previous ideas include:Equipable items Female staff having children and calculated ovarian cycles. Player Quests Setting out to injure players btw, I screwed up the links but they should still work. My use of the URL code function needs improvement. He's surely taking the ****! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Ah haha, poster of the year! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Perhaps we could combine all the OP's ideas with the team bus driving idea, we'd have such an amazing game then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
el sid Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Dear lord Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The Sims 3: Football Manager... Coming soon! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Perhaps we could combine all the OP's ideas with the team bus driving idea, we'd have such an amazing game then I still dream of getting my "Football Ball" game into the shops one day.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Taylor Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The OP's previous ideas include:Equipable items Female staff having children and calculated ovarian cycles. Player Quests Setting out to injure players btw, I screwed up the links but they should still work. My use of the URL code function needs improvement. ROFL... unbelievable! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php?t=80453 http://community.sigames.com/showpost.php?p=3599546&postcount=13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbchuz Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The guy is actually a legend it seems. +1 I have to say, his ideas are brilliant, if misguided. And I was actually laughing as I read through his ideas threads! :thup: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 +1I have to say, his ideas are brilliant, if misguided. And I was actually laughing as I read through his ideas threads! :thup: That depends if the guy is suggesting this seriously, or whether he is looking to make people laugh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The OP's previous ideas include:Equipable items Female staff having children and calculated ovarian cycles. Player Quests Setting out to injure players btw, I screwed up the links but they should still work. My use of the URL code function needs improvement. How did I miss these?? To be fair, I've been thinking for some time that we just don't have enough ovarian cycles in this game. I'd also like to put in a request for physios on unicyles and training in tricycles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Er, what kind of 'realistic' world does this guy live in? Not one with Santa and his elves, that's for sure. I think to make this game more realistic your players should be able to equip items that assist them in some way on the field. For example you can equip your best striker with boots that give him +1 to speed and +1 to acceleration. This is the one on breaking opponent players' legs: Re: This should be in the game. Don't care how much flak I cop ...Obviously this isn't an idea for the faint of heart or the plain wussy. If you can't stomach doing this to an enemy player then that's fine. Don't expect the AI to be so compromising though. Clearly it wouldn't work every time though; since there'd be a chance you wouldn't injure the other player enough to do some serious damage which is unfortunate but realistic... My advice is, take away his guns and walk away very quietly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunkOfJunk Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Im laughin so hard it hurts. I knew this thread was going to be good. Just not this good. Its got to be one of the best threads in a long time. This guy should be made a developer for CM. He could single handedly run them into the ground not that they need any help with that. Are coming down the stairs! Bananas in pyjamas are coming down in pairs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 These kinda threads helped me loosen up after a tough day. Awaiting the next installation. KUTGW Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tak Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 These are some very good ideas and they would actually add to the realism of the game if implemented. A special mission staff member who will take everyone for two days in Vegas, or a keen lawyer or someone with the special banned prescription "vitamins". See, contrary to what most people believe, this game is massively unrealistic when it comes to staff and backroom management. It also unrealistically concentrates all of the manager's efforts in tweaking the tactics. In real life, tactics is a small part of what a manager does. I would say that football management is only about 10% tactics. So, yes, anything that can add realism is welcome. Oh, by the way, this poor poor feature of team talks etc that was introduced a few years ago and never developed: Can it evolve? At all? It is getting ridiculous now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunkOfJunk Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 What about a Robbie Keane style golf trip? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanD Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The OP's previous ideas include:Equipable items Female staff having children and calculated ovarian cycles. Player Quests Setting out to injure players btw, I screwed up the links but they should still work. My use of the URL code function needs improvement. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Serious, i swear i hadn't seen these before i made my second post earlier in the thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minisav Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 This could work well for two-legged games or even at the start of the season against your top rival. It would be handy to break the leg or neck of their star player so that he's out for a while. It's likely the player you ask to do this won't be playing for a while so they possibly could refuse or ask for a lot of money else they'll spill the beans. Just handy eh? Bloody hell. Great imagination though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machetero Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Я поддерживаю кастрацию этого идиота!:-d Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee50_11 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 bad idea friend.... bad idea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunkOfJunk Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Я поддерживаю кастрацию этого идиота!:-d lol :thup: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Taylor Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 This could work well for two-legged games or even at the start of the season against your top rival. It would be handy to break the leg or neck of their star player so that he's out for a while. People get sent to jail for these kinds of things! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitemfrank Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Я поддерживаю кастрацию этого идиота!:-d Maybe he would then call for this to be added to the game along with the female ovarian cycles.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunkOfJunk Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Maybe he would then call for this to be added to the game along with the female ovarian cycles.... Hahahahaha. along with this thread http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php?t=179311 they have some of the funniest posts I have read. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machetero Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Maybe he would then call for this to be added to the game along with the female ovarian cycles.... Yeah, as a possible great perk for a player, Like - huge morale boost for a team caused by the player singing in falsetto on Sundays after trainings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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