Mikeee Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Hi Is this a mistake?? I thought his name was Martin Jol??? In before search the forums ( i have and not found anything) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckers4 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 it might just be a different person. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Martin Jol has 2 brothers - Cock and Dick. Seriously. :o I think Dick Jol is his brother anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckers4 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Martin Jol has 2 brothers - Cock and Dick. Seriously. :oI think Dick Jol is his brother anyway. that is quality Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Cock is a coach or a scout, and Dick is a ref iirc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgar555 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Martin Jol has 2 brothers - Cock and Dick. Seriously. :oI think Dick Jol is his brother anyway. Correct. Gotta love the dutch! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomer Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Cock Jol is an assistant manager at Ajax, where his brother Martin Jol is in charge. I'm not 100% sure but I don't think Dick Jol is a member of their family. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Haha maybe Martin should be named Willy instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NepentheZ Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Cock and Dick Jol. I mean come on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluisterwoud Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Cock is his brother, Dick was a referee in Holland. No, both names mean nothing funny in Dutch, hehehe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Yankee Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Martin Jol has 2 brothers - Cock and Dick. Seriously. :oI think Dick Jol is his brother anyway. Epic Fail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Cock is his brother, Dick was a referee in Holland.No, both names mean nothing funny in Dutch, hehehe Is Dick not his brother? My mistake. Sorry. :o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonky Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Tottenham boss Martin Jol has one complaint about working in England - the mocking of his brothers' names! Jol says he is unhappy the way in which certain papers mocked the fact his two brothers are named Cock and Dick. "My poor brother", Jol told the Observer. "He has to go around and introduce himself as Cornelius to everyone now. "It's stupid. Cock is just a nickname in Holland, a short version of his name. I mean, what's so funny about that? It's his name and my other brother's name is Dick. This is normal in Holland." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddogg99 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Tottenham boss Martin Jol has one complaint about working in England - the mocking of his brothers' names!Jol says he is unhappy the way in which certain papers mocked the fact his two brothers are named Cock and Dick. "My poor brother", Jol told the Observer. "He has to go around and introduce himself as Cornelius to everyone now. "It's stupid. Cock is just a nickname in Holland, a short version of his name. I mean, what's so funny about that? It's his name and my other brother's name is Dick. This is normal in Holland." LMAO!!!! I'm sorry, but can you imagine the brothers being late to some family event. "Where are Cock and Dick? Has anyone seen Cock or Dick?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Epic LOL. 101010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Is Dick not his brother? My mistake. Sorry. :o Bet you feel a right Dick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Bet you feel a right Dick I think thats best kept private Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Tottenham boss Martin Jol has one complaint about working in England - the mocking of his brothers' names!Jol says he is unhappy the way in which certain papers mocked the fact his two brothers are named Cock and Dick. "My poor brother", Jol told the Observer. "He has to go around and introduce himself as Cornelius to everyone now. "It's stupid. Cock is just a nickname in Holland, a short version of his name. I mean, what's so funny about that? It's his name and my other brother's name is Dick. This is normal in Holland." I can actually imagine the muted sniggers in the press room as Martin Jol is saying this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgar555 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I can't imagine anyone in the press room being brave enough to snigger at Big Martin tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I can't imagine anyone in the press room being brave enough to snigger at Big Martin tbh. Why not? His parents must have a sense of humour and surely some of that must have rubbed off on Big Martin? Which makes me wonder if Martin's brother has the nickname "big" before his name? That would make this even funnier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yid Army Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Cock Jol was a scout at Tottenham once, but left with Martin. Back then, Dick was a referee in Holland, not sure about now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeldokic Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I guess it's lucky they are not a cricketing family. Imagine if he was an opening batsmen and someone arrived after the first wicket fell... They may well ask ... " Who's got Cock out " .... :-D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I guess it's lucky they are not a cricketing family. Imagine if he was an opening batsmen and someone arrived after the first wicket fell... They may well ask ..." Who's got Cock out " .... :-D ba-dum-tish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I guess it's lucky they are not a cricketing family. Imagine if he was an opening batsmen and someone arrived after the first wicket fell... They may well ask ..." Who's got Cock out " .... :-D "The bowler's Holding. The batsman's Willey" actually happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnakai Haaskivi Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I guess it's lucky they are not a cricketing family. Imagine if he was an opening batsmen and someone arrived after the first wicket fell... They may well ask ..." Who's got Cock out " .... :-D Although in football there are refereeing questions, too. For example: "Was Cock handling there?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamsyLFC Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Cock Jol is an assistant manager at Ajax, where his brother Martin Jol is in charge. I'm not 100% sure but I don't think Dick Jol is a member of their family. Your wrong, Dick is also his brother. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 "The bowler's Holding. The batsman's Willey" actually happened. Please, nobody mention googallys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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