Heddlo2009 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 My missus buys me FM2010 and then gets p'ed off with me playing it all the time, do I a) Ignore her and get back to playing it on a daily basis, b) Compromise and only play it when the kids have gone to sleep, or c) stop playing it all together? I'm tempted to go with B but reckon if I give in now (after a month and a half of marriage) i'll be giving in all the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steff Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I'd go with option B to start with, since you've only been married a month and a half she'll get fed up with your company soon enough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Say C, do B? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cockney Hammer Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Divorce her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCFC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 B until it blows over, then A Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Demus Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Make her realize how wrong she is, then she can make you a sandwich Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heddlo2009 Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 a beer sandwich if i've trained her right. Wait a second I haven't thought this one through, beer will make the bread soggy and fall on the floor, therefore wasting perfectly good beer. HHHHMMMMMMMM!!! Time to rethink my snacks. I'll go for Joe even though he is a Chelsea boy and I'm Fulham. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Pacalypse Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Buy Championship Manager 10, make her play it and say "Because this is my alternative" .. she will be so horrified you'll be able to play the game for weeks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Buy Championship Manager 10, make her play it and say "Because this is my alternative" .. she will be so horrified you'll be able to play the game for weeks. Do what i did. Buy a laptop! That way, my wife can have the pleasure of my company whilst she watches TV/browses facebook/plays crappy browser based sparkly games. Whilst i can hammer the FM! Sorted. It was a problem before when i used to use the desktop upstairs. Apparently, the top of the stairs is too far away! So i did what i said above and now its problem solved. Its also stopped the accusations of me watching/downloading porn, something i never got caught doing, but thats only because she hasn't worked out tabbed browsing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Wives come and go - FM is forever. I've been through 3 in my time with FM. I've finally got one who delivers the food and beverages without complaining - much. To patch up that little bug I've just bought her an Acer notebook 'cos she's got hooked on solitaire. Now we sit side-by-side happily ignoring each other until she brings me another drink. The kids thing might be a problem mind. How did you find the time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamdrfc Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Wives come and go - FM is forever.I've been through 3 in my time with FM. I've finally got one who delivers the food and beverages without complaining - much. To patch up that little bug I've just bought her an Acer notebook 'cos she's got hooked on solitaire. Now we sit side-by-side happily ignoring each other until she brings me another drink. The kids thing might be a problem mind. How did you find the time? My idol . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardog Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 A, a .... Aaaaaaaa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigCisHere Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Edit all your players names to members of your family and then claim that she has no grounds to be mad because you spend more time with your family than she does If she's still mad, divorce her. (Being serious, make a compromise, agree to a few days a week where you can play it, then on the other night(s), take the kids out somewhere to give her a break for an hour or two, then play it after they have gone to bed if she's happy enough with that, so go with answer B I guess ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 If youre a real man, youll keep playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickballz Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 She bought you the game! Doesn't that tell you something? I think Mrs Heddlo wants you to be preoccupied so she has time to do her own thing. I say play the game but hire a PI to see what SHE is doing while you're playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Asprilla_ Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Buy a laptop. Only go on FM in bitesize pieces when she is around, and big sessions when she isnt. Keep your wife happy mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigCisHere Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I say play the game but hire a PI to see what SHE is doing while you're playing. lol Hire a scout for 3 matches to see how good she is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 lol Hire a scout for 3 matches to see how good she is Issue her a warning for poor performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossoneriGunner Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Issue her a warning for poor performance. How do you know what his wife performs like? RG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 How do you know what his wife performs like?RG Pervert! I meant her winging about spending so much time playing after buying him the game. Winging = Poor performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameswibbs Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 put your foot down be a man. if she stops you from playing the game it wont just be this she be saying you watch to much football or drink to much beer next Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigCisHere Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Pervert! I meant her winging about spending so much time playing after buying him the game. Winging = Poor performance. lol you shoulda said you took her on a 2 week trial, but decided not to sign her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Lying Playmaker Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Lock her in the garage until she see's the error of her way's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Lock her in the garage until she see's the error of her way's. Some people dont have garages? How about lock her outside until she see's the error of her ways Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heddlo2009 Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 The laptop plan is by far the best, I'd even buy her a pair of Jimmy Choos and a notebook if she stopped whinging about me playing it. I've only got 5 games of the season to play too. Then again she wants to watch a bit of prison break so I'll let her off. Definately gonna find us a cheap laptop and spend as much time with my baby as possible, whilst keeping her indoors happy at the same time. Happy days! Mucho thanks for your help peeps!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossoneriGunner Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Pervert! I meant her winging about spending so much time playing after buying him the game. Winging = Poor performance. Oh I see, I must have got confused.....LOL RG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Lying Playmaker Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Some people dont have garages? Build a garage(dungeon) lock her in that, buy her a wii and tell the kids she left you.... I'm going to hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfc10 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 give her a shot of ur love stick to keep her happy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinsinaty Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Lol, best topic i read here so far^ (l) Buy her a laptop with Sims + a Wi or PS3 with singstar's, you can also upgrade her mobile contract. Also, take your computer when having a bath (do have baths, it's healthy ) or going to the big loo... sorry, loll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
m_fenton Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I'll be the only one saying C then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaToon Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 The one good thing about being perpetually single: I can play FM whenever I want without the girlfriend/wife complaining. Now if I could figure out a way to get away with it while at work, I'd be set... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I'll be the only one saying C then? Of course. Why would you do that? Might as well stop living, or drinking beer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-Wool Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Offer her to others in a part exchange. If no one is interested (they never are) then relegate her to the reserves till she apologises. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grade Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Is your wife smocking hot? If the answer is yes, screw the game! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaToon Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Is your wife smocking hot? If the answer is yes, screw the game! What he said. How much attention you should give her is proportional to her hotness... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tafse Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Ya I think a screenshot is needed to give proper advise on the issue at hand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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