peter-evo Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Simple... if FM was a woman, what do you think she will look like and act like... don't know if this will get a good response but worth a shot. (keep it clean) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
canvey!! Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 If FM was a woman we wouldn't (hopefully ) be acting like such slobs when playing it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manutdman666 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Princess Diana : Royalty Once - Now full of Bugs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B. Stinson Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 You'd give her everything she'd ever asked for, then she'd leave you for coming home an hour late one night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klimowicz Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 1. terrible dress sense until you get her some new clothes (skins) 2. keeps me up all night; headaches in the morning 3. expects you to know exactly what she wants but never tells you 4. goes all-out attacking when losing an arguement 5. easy to cheat on 6. keeps you going back for more when you know shes no good for you 7. "likes to beat man repeatedly", "tries tricks", "winds up opponents" etc... loads more to come, but i think i hear her calling now... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted June 15, 2008 Author Share Posted June 15, 2008 Originally posted by Klimowicz:1. terrible dress sense until you get her some new clothes (skins) 2. keeps me up all night; headaches in the morning 3. expects you to know exactly what she wants but never tells you 4. goes all-out attacking when losing an arguement 5. easy to cheat on 6. keeps you going back for more when you know shes no good for you 7. "likes to beat man repeatedly", "tries tricks", "winds up opponents" etc... loads more to come, but i think i hear her calling now... LOL all i can say Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyrap465 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Originally posted by manutdman666:Princess Diana : Royalty Once - Now full of Bugs wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmfan08 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 I bet if FM was a woman, everyone would want to score in her goal.... Now what if FM was a man? I bet somebody responds to that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdez24 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Her vagina would move without her telling you every week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Originally posted by Klimowicz:1. terrible dress sense until you get her some new clothes (skins) 2. keeps me up all night; headaches in the morning 3. expects you to know exactly what she wants but never tells you 4. goes all-out attacking when losing an arguement 5. easy to cheat on 6. keeps you going back for more when you know shes no good for you 7. "likes to beat man repeatedly", "tries tricks", "winds up opponents" etc... loads more to come, but i think i hear her calling now... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esteban_J88 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 If FM was a woman...the two things that drive you crazy in life would be condensed into one... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Originally posted by Klimowicz:1. terrible dress sense until you get her some new clothes (skins) 2. keeps me up all night; headaches in the morning 3. expects you to know exactly what she wants but never tells you 4. goes all-out attacking when losing an arguement 5. easy to cheat on 6. keeps you going back for more when you know shes no good for you 7. "likes to beat man repeatedly", "tries tricks", "winds up opponents" etc... loads more to come, but i think i hear her calling now... utter class Mind you, if FM were a woman, I'd have to get a washing machine and microwave since her skills are a little limited. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
turn it upto 11 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 the first date wouldnt be worth mentioning. the second date you would have hundred shots but never score the third date be good, seeing as you learnt the 'corner trick' your mate has been bragging about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 If we believe some of those popular FM myths then the FM/woman's form would be randomly generated when you turn her off or on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 If you're a casanova, you'll turn her on every morning as soon as you wake up. If you're a chav, you scratch your ar5e, belch and then boot her up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluenose_92 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 pre (nicotine) patch you'll have loads of chances but never score Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Finishing, work rate, stamina, positioning, first touch, bravery, creativity, off the ball, agility and natural fitness would be the most important attributes. Depending on what you're into, dribbling, free kicks, marking and aggression would also be important. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Originally posted by Nomis07:Finishing, work rate, stamina, positioning, first touch, bravery, creativity, off the ball, agility and natural fitness would be the most important attributes. Depending on what you're into, dribbling, free kicks, marking and aggression would also be important. So long as her dirtiness rating is 20 it really doesn't matter how lower league you are Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 If FM was a woman, she would make you watch the full match, but all we want to see is the highlights If FM was a woman there wouldn't be as many options for player positions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Originally posted by Nomis07:If FM was a woman there wouldn't be as many options for player positions. Well you can still play at the back if you prefer, or alternatively play up top if you're the conventional scoring type. Whatever position you like to play, it's good if she has excellent heading ability. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFuzzyOne Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 You would have 50 shots and only score twice. You would give her a free role. You would close down set to 'whole pitch'. You would set the tempo to 'short and quick'. Lastly, you would set focus passing through the middle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Originally posted by TheFuzzyOne:You would have 50 shots and only score twice. You would give her a free role. You would close down set to 'whole pitch'. You would set the tempo to 'short and quick'. Lastly, you would set focus passing through the middle. Short and quick? Dear oh dear, you need to spend less time on FM and get out (or is that 'get in'? more ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakobx Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 She would keep asking you about your ex-players before every match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul@neus Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Despite the suggestions otherwise, you would always believe a bigger pair up front would improve results! That and as soon as we got her we would all be whinging about her, asking for "bugs and glitches" to be removed and eagerly anticipating the next one. As well as discussing the other options available and how pretty (FIFA manager) the other option looks, as well as her nice new "features" But we all know she hasn't got the depth and personality really, though a quick game would be interesting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopper99 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 If FM was a women I'd be screwed as I'd have two things wanting to watch utter nonsense on the telly and nothing to escape too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
santy001 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 If FM was a woman, I think there would be a lot more cases of domestic abuse lol, that and a lot of men on the floor in tears in sheer frustration. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Originally posted by Paul@neus:Despite the suggestions otherwise, you would always believe a bigger pair up front would improve results! That and as soon as we got her we would all be whinging about her, asking for "bugs and glitches" to be removed and eagerly anticipating the next one. As well as discussing the other options available and how pretty (FIFA manager) the other option looks, as well as her nice new "features" But we all know she hasn't got the depth and personality really, though a quick game would be interesting Haha, brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neji Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 The only thing better than FM, is new FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of the Stevenage Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 The confidence issue would clearly be a factor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekman Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 If Fm were a woman I'd trade her in for a newer, fully functional model at the earliest available oportunity Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bterz Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 I picture her as someone who needs a major lift to keep the men interested. She now wears more make-up and fancier clothes, but she can't hide the advancing years anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 All i know is that misssing open goals would not be a problem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryknow Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Originally posted by Klimowicz:1. terrible dress sense until you get her some new clothes (skins) 2. keeps me up all night; headaches in the morning 3. expects you to know exactly what she wants but never tells you 4. goes all-out attacking when losing an arguement 5. easy to cheat on 6. keeps you going back for more when you know shes no good for you 7. "likes to beat man repeatedly", "tries tricks", "winds up opponents" etc... loads more to come, but i think i hear her calling now... hahah pure gold mate! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinger061 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Originally posted by jakobx:She would keep asking you about your ex-players before every match Am I the only one who see's this as the funniest post in this thread (not to mention most accurate) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet-Zombie-Jesus Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Originally posted by manutdman666:Princess Diana : Royalty Once - Now full of Bugs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mack2007 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 she would insist on more and more money in order to gain something that will later go on to regret..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtik-1-one Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Originally posted by phnompenhandy:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Nomis07: If FM was a woman there wouldn't be as many options for player positions. Well you can still play at the back if you prefer, or alternatively play up top if you're the conventional scoring type. Whatever position you like to play, it's good if she has excellent heading ability. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> HAHA good heading ability.... definately Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AB-forever Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Originally posted by Paul@neus:Despite the suggestions otherwise, you would always believe a bigger pair up front would improve results! That and as soon as we got her we would all be whinging about her, asking for "bugs and glitches" to be removed and eagerly anticipating the next one. As well as discussing the other options available and how pretty (FIFA manager) the other option looks, as well as her nice new "features" But we all know she hasn't got the depth and personality really, though a quick game would be interesting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan,,, Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Well, you'd always be leaving her for a newer model. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisescummer Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Your kids just wouldn't be up to scratch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 If FM was a woman i'd be having more fun right now on my half day off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pelicanstuff Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Originally posted by stinger061:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jakobx: She would keep asking you about your ex-players before every match Am I the only one who see's this as the funniest post in this thread (not to mention most accurate) </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Haha, yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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