backpackant Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 Hi, sorry if this has been mentioned before, but... I bought the new SI console game "Zombie Ghosts from Mars 2" and have a maor problem with it. On level three in the church yard there's a bit where all the bodies get out of the ground and attack me, but all I have with me is my favourite weapon: a machete. It served me well on the bus scene and in the high street, but now I'm in the churchyard and the game's got a bit more difficult it's not quite enough and I keep getting killed. Someone suggested I should pick up the Uzi off the dead soldier just outside the churchyard, thus enabling me to shoot lots of zombies in the head with my back to the wall, you know genrally increase the pace and use my assetts to the best of their ability (ie, clubbing the zombies with the uzi is daft, but shooting them will work). The problem I have is that I really don't like Uzis so why on earth should I be forced to use one? After all, my machete has served me perfectly well until now. I know there's a forum on the official game site dedicated to how to defend myself from these Zombie hoards, but thought I'd post on here in the hope of a quick fix and to vent my spleen. Personally, I think it's disgraceful that SI should take my money and dump this deeply flawed, bugged-to-hell game on me. I'm going back to "Zombie Ghosts from Mars 1". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
backpackant Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Hi, sorry if this has been mentioned before, but... I bought the new SI console game "Zombie Ghosts from Mars 2" and have a maor problem with it. On level three in the church yard there's a bit where all the bodies get out of the ground and attack me, but all I have with me is my favourite weapon: a machete. It served me well on the bus scene and in the high street, but now I'm in the churchyard and the game's got a bit more difficult it's not quite enough and I keep getting killed. Someone suggested I should pick up the Uzi off the dead soldier just outside the churchyard, thus enabling me to shoot lots of zombies in the head with my back to the wall, you know genrally increase the pace and use my assetts to the best of their ability (ie, clubbing the zombies with the uzi is daft, but shooting them will work). The problem I have is that I really don't like Uzis so why on earth should I be forced to use one? After all, my machete has served me perfectly well until now. I know there's a forum on the official game site dedicated to how to defend myself from these Zombie hoards, but thought I'd post on here in the hope of a quick fix and to vent my spleen. Personally, I think it's disgraceful that SI should take my money and dump this deeply flawed, bugged-to-hell game on me. I'm going back to "Zombie Ghosts from Mars 1". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
turn it upto 11 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 you are too funny for an internet forum..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DammBDF Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 those zombies play football? do they have a team - e.g. Zombie United.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalglish Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I pereferd the earlier version of the game, Championship Zombie Ghost. Okay, so it didn't have the 2D zombie engine, but I prefered to read the text anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWaRFeGa Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Are you "Steve McLaren"? Sounds like the same sort of rubbish that was written last week on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
metropolistechnique Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Yeah come on no joking on here...this is a serious forum for serious people. Who like to pretend they're football managers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neji Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by metropolistechnique: Yeah come on no joking on here...this is a serious forum for serious people. Who like to pretend they're football managers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Joking is all good and well but if your going to post something funny, at least make it be funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
turn it upto 11 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 im not that fussed about it being serious, just he spent a lot of time thinking about that post, should have thought a bit longer and relised it really wasnt funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerhgrrrrrr Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Hi, sorry if this has been mentioned before, but... I bought the new SI console game "Zombie Ghosts from Mars 2" and have a maor problem with it. On level three in the church yard there's a bit where all the bodies get out of the ground and attack me, but all I have with me is my favourite weapon: a machete. It served me well on the bus scene and in the high street, but now I'm in the churchyard and the game's got a bit more difficult it's not quite enough and I keep getting killed. Someone suggested I should pick up the Uzi off the dead soldier just outside the churchyard, thus enabling me to shoot lots of zombies in the head with my back to the wall, you know genrally increase the pace and use my assetts to the best of their ability (ie, clubbing the zombies with the uzi is daft, but shooting them will work). The problem I have is that I really don't like Uzis so why on earth should I be forced to use one? After all, my machete has served me perfectly well until now. I know there's a forum on the official game site dedicated to how to defend myself from these Zombie hoards, but thought I'd post on here in the hope of a quick fix and to vent my spleen. Personally, I think it's disgraceful that SI should take my money and dump this deeply flawed, bugged-to-hell game on me. I'm going back to "Zombie Ghosts from Mars 1". </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Try dropping your mentality from "Totally Postal" to "a bit syphilitic" (-4 notches) TBH I preferred "Zombie Ghost Massacre 01-02 (GM01-02)". Providing you had a solid defence you could be very successful just by buying the best weapons. Who are we to criticise SI though, I doubt many, if any of the Posters on here, have ever really been Zombie Ghost Killers in real life, and remember this is a simulation not a game! SI Keep up the good work! PS when is the v666.03 patch out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Git Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 It's OK, everything will be fixed in next year's version, so get your wallet ready. What year is it anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eles Gergo Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 weird stuff here . i'm not from english speaking country's tell me is this should be funny? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWaRFeGa Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Eles Gergo: weird stuff here . i'm not from english speaking country's tell me is this should be funny? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Do not be concerned, my friend. This is only funny for one person. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ched Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Countdown to this thread being (rightfully) closed: 5, 4, 3, 2.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerhgrrrrrr Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Countdown to this thread being (rightfully) closed: 5, 4, 3, 2.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Actually I think it is excellent, but I guess it will be judged to be in the wrong forum at least. FM08 seems to have drained the senses of humour in the Forums a bit, and this is a much welcomed light relief...or maybe I am warped? Much better than "Wot taktik werks?" type threads and the like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuyvesant Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I lol'd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanpersie11 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Made me chuckle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanpersie11 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Made me chuckle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lambs Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I thought it was bloody funny, gets a two thumbs up vote from me :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
metropolistechnique Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Interesting. It seems pretty 50/50 as to whether it is funny or not. The way I see it is, it's light-hearted banter than cannot possibly harm anyone, so to suggest closure or banning or warnings or anything of the type is completely ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neji Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> The way I see it is, it's light-hearted banter than cannot possibly harm anyone, so to suggest closure or banning or warnings or anything of the type is completely ridiculous. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> No, no you're right. Because this is the forum for PC/Mac General Questions and mindless drivel. Oh wait.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lambs Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 And anal people, don't forget it is the forum for the anal people as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
creature_from_ottawa Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Just let them bite you,but then use the regenerate bonus,and then pretend to be a zombie.Win their faith and kill them with the machete Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
metropolistechnique Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Mindless drivel = answering a long, well thought-out, structured, complex post with: It's your tactics. The amount of times I've seen that, it makes me want to scream. Thank goodness for Zombie Ghosts from Mars 2. Just what was needed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamo-spurs Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by backpackant: Hi, sorry if this has been mentioned before, but... I bought the new SI console game "Zombie Ghosts from Mars 2" and have a maor problem with it. On level three in the church yard there's a bit where all the bodies get out of the ground and attack me, but all I have with me is my favourite weapon: a machete. It served me well on the bus scene and in the high street, but now I'm in the churchyard and the game's got a bit more difficult it's not quite enough and I keep getting killed. Someone suggested I should pick up the Uzi off the dead soldier just outside the churchyard, thus enabling me to shoot lots of zombies in the head with my back to the wall, you know genrally increase the pace and use my assetts to the best of their ability (ie, clubbing the zombies with the uzi is daft, but shooting them will work). The problem I have is that I really don't like Uzis so why on earth should I be forced to use one? After all, my machete has served me perfectly well until now. I know there's a forum on the official game site dedicated to how to defend myself from these Zombie hoards, but thought I'd post on here in the hope of a quick fix and to vent my spleen. Personally, I think it's disgraceful that SI should take my money and dump this deeply flawed, bugged-to-hell game on me. I'm going back to "Zombie Ghosts from Mars 1". </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes , finally somebody who shares the passion with me Right , in the grave yard turn left and down into the animal cemitary , in there there is a shotgun with 50 rounds , that should get you through the level , it worked for me Also , there is too many long shots and shots-zombie ratio. It's getting out of control Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRandomGuy Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 lol! [/sarcastic] Genuinely worried someone could actually be bothered to come up with that, and moreso that people found it funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
This field intentionally l Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Mindless drivel = answering a long, well thought-out, structured, complex post with: It's your tactics. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, and its funny how many complaints that got the "Its your tactics" response were addressed in the patches... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
metropolistechnique Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Exactly. It's your tactics = I don't know the answer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsyBlah Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SWaRFeGa: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Eles Gergo: weird stuff here . i'm not from english speaking country's tell me is this should be funny? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Do not be concerned, my friend. This is only funny for one person. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Two people Apparently if you put in your second controller, play as one of the zombies, blow yourself up, all the zombies die and your player one gets lots of ammo..... Not many people know that cheat! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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