Reading\'s Revolving, Rant Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Not a lot of point to this thread, but it made me chuckle so i hope other people can have a little laugh too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjoggi33 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 heheh nice:thup: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgie93 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Haha, Jesus plays football now then ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terras-FM Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 YEAH he has bread and wine before the match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunderland's number nine Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 i was expecting keegan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reading\'s Revolving, Rant Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 At least he wouldn't have any trouble on a waterlogged pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
m_fenton Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I heard Jesus saves, so shouldn't he be a goalkeeper? I'll get my coat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebirds4life Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 He couldn't cure the blind Chelsea Barca ref though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlo116 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 haha i just started playing an online game and there is a regen at barca called jesus and one at real madrid as well. That could turn out to be interesting, espescially if they both develop into good players for their respective clubs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reading\'s Revolving, Rant Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 He couldn't cure the blind Chelsea Barca ref though. Detecting a slight bit of bitterness there. (desperately trying to think of more bible-related puns, probably won't be worth it...) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJoe Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Jesus is a very common name in Spain, but it's funny all the less Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyGurney Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Maybe in the future he'll become manager without any previous experience, display complete tactical ineptness and get you relegated? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELP ME WITH FM PLS Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 kevin keegan? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGLiverpool Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Yawn, Jesus is a common name in Spain, pronounced as Hesus. Just put his crosses bar to rarely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reading\'s Revolving, Rant Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 i know, my Uncle's partner is called Jesus, (seemed ironic he was gay) loving the crucifix gag btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebirds4life Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Very true I hate Chelsea :o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brambi Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I was expecting Fowler's son Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
given1legend Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Is he actually any good? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reading\'s Revolving, Rant Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 he's looking pretty good for a 16 yr old actually, when i can be arsed i'll whack up a screenie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reading\'s Revolving, Rant Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Pahaa - he's broken his leg, how ironic... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Where is Keegan? That is what I was expecting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stantoner Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 he's not the messiah hes a very naug......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reading\'s Revolving, Rant Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Where is Keegan? That is what I was expecting. we've already had that gag, but i think a 2009 year old Israeli Carpenter has more tactical knowledge then Keegan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 It actually wasn't a gag. But I did fail to notice it mentioned Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowSimao Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Benfica in real life just hired Jesus as their new manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaban Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Jesús....extremely common name in spanish speaking countries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiitastic Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Sorry to be a party pooper but you do realise the way his name would be spoken of is Hey Zeus ??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaban Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Sorry to be a party pooper but you do realise the way his name would be spoken of is Hey Zeus ??? Actually that would be the way an english speaker would pronounce it The correct pronounciation would be "heh-zeush" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
am i lost Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 he's not the messiah hes a very naug......... Haha this is exactly what I thought when I read the thread title. A nice little screenie but, as mentioned, Jesus is a rather common name in Spain, in fact a young Spanish lad who has just signed for Liverpool has decided to have Jesus on the back of his shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 As said, don't let him get on the end of crosses. If he gets a serious injury, he'll make a remarkable recovery after 3 days. Beware though, after a stellar career of 3 years, he'll mysteriously disappear after having personal issues failing to tutor your money-grabbing squad player Judas, and falling victim to some dubious back-room dealing by the Roma chairman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSBH Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 He will save Valencia from Financial Crisis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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